It's me!

He's definitely on a different planet! 🌍 🤷

"An Atlantic puffin on Maine's on Eastern Egg Rock appears to imitate a decoy on July 9 by standing on one leg. Decoys were used to lure the gregarious birds ashore after they were re-introduced to the island following a 100-year absence." CREDIT: Robert F. Bukaty

Puffins are social, so to attract them to Maine's rocky islands, National Audubon's Seabird Restoration Program put out decoys to attract real birds.

This puffin is trying to fit in with his new friend by standing on one leg.

Seabird peer-pressure can be intense.

(📷: Robert F. Bukaty)

Zelenskyy vs semi sentient turd

Only one of them will be remembered for the right reasons. 💙💛

I was going to write something but... 🤷

🙋 Add me,please!

They are!
I went for an accidental ride down some, just a few days ago!

Hey Universe!
More nice people like that please! ✨🙏✨

Apparently that's a solid nope! 🤷

So that's why all my friends ghosted me when I got the incurable progressive illness!

Aww, thanks you guys! 🖕🏻

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Is that $2000 per month?

Some people get so weird when I tell them this!

I've lost the road.
Now what?
🫤

I'd take his money and give away 99% of it.

That's about it! 😭

I feel like putting my head in a bears mouth.
Probably not the best start to the year.
Definitely not nearly enough bears in the UK. 🤔

As they say - it's worth trying most things once, apart from incest and Welsh folk dancing. 🤷

There's only 1 problem and that's Russia!

And I slept for 20 hours last night/today! 🤦

I'm in my early fifties. Slept 90 minutes last night, 120 the night before. I take meds to make me sleep, and I'm still awake.

Just started noticing the patterns in the wallpaper.

We don't have wallpaper.

I think I need locking up, maybe somewhere soft.

I've eaten some strange stuff, but I couldn't do that disgusting whole bird thing. I don't like bones.

I'll meet you back here in 5 years and we'll see.

🤣😂😆 Thank you. For probably the last laugh I'll have in 2024!

No! 😆

Yes

I live near the Ballistic Missile Early Warning System. It's a UK/US joint radar facility. We have long range US bombers stationed in the UK - no doubt some other stuff.

I certainly don't feel safe with Trump in charge of his own fly!

Others have their reasons - Greenland,Canada...

Happy crappy new year!
You take care.

The UK built a semi-desalination unit years ago, it's just sitting there waiting to be switched on.
Other countries have them currently working.
I wonder what that will do to water prices 🤔

If it affects you, it'll touch half the world as well. Let's just hope it surprises all of us, in a good way! 👍🏻