Simona

People complaining about the #TLOU2 Bella this, Bella that, it’s not like the game, if you want something exactly like the game, go play the game ffs. It’s always women and queer folk that ruin everything for ya’ll huh

My biggest issue with #sololeveling is how in the hell is this guy pumping strength yet keeps using the tiny twink dagger like hello where is your great sword

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

“You scared the bejeesus out of me”
- The Mummy

flim flam

Me at a job interview: I can speak fluent German.
Job Interviewer: Can you please say something?
Ich: Wo ist Mikel!? 😱
Er: Wan ist Mikel? 🤨
…..i just started watching Dark…

Text image: she ain't for the streets, she's for the ponds. 'Cause she's just a silly goose.

Good morning Blue Sky!!! Who's a silly goose today, this fine Tuesday.

Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*

Them:
"You busy?"

Me:

a piece from 2021 made with rage, when Hungary decided to take away the few rights LGBT+ people had
#art

“The Internet will end up having destroyed civilization but it will never stop amusing us along the way.”

— me, today

Why does Limgrave feel like home :)

We’re all part of the Real Housewives of Planet Earth and we’re in our flop era. The aliens should cancel us fr

A Renaissance painting of a woman spraying breast mill at a church elder.

Bringing that Twitter bullsh9t here.

you know what. I kinda like it here.

real twitter 2014 vibes:
occasionally irritating, but without the fear that the third reich will reseruct if you say you thought Stellar Blade was mid