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an interesting selection

this was the most liked response to a question about getting surgical tape residue off your skin post surgery

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

as soon as i'm healed and my nipples are normal again i'm getting those fuckers pierced i cant feel ANYTHING there

thank youuu!!! feels awesome

A selfie in the mirror of me without a shirt, one week post op for top surgery giving a thumbs up with a slightly dazed expression on my face

So yeah I can post nipple now

important reminder: food banks usually prefer money to direct food donations because they can buy at discounted rates

check with your local food bank to be sure but now is the time to help out

World Central Kitchen is mobilizing to Jamaica, please consider donating

I Went to Watch the Tiny Operation That’s Making ICE Lose Its Mind. A Lot Can Happen in 24 Hours. At the headquarters for Donald Trump’s darkest work, a few people are getting under the administration’s skin.

A journalist embedded with a group running counterintelligence on one of ICE’s most important operations in the country, in LA’s South Bay, compiling plate numbers, tracking scout cars, and tipping off workers before ICE can grab them.

Read this:

a life-sized ball jointed doll reclines on a chaise lounge as if posing for a painted portrait, nude with the exception of a long veil and wedding garter. an opened heart-shaped panel in her chest reveals a golden anatomically inspired “heart” amidst raw flesh inside the doll. a golden apple rests next to the doll, and a golden candelabra is lot behind her on a nightstand placed next to a sumptuously made bed.

wedding night

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

I’m sure the raised prices go into bigger salaries for wor… oh no, how did this happen?

this patti harrison fancam makes me so happy every day

STOP DA FUCKIN MOVIE

THIS GUY PAID $5 TO UPDATE DA TVTROPES PAGE

Looney Tunes remained popular for decades precisely because it was airing in widespread syndication on TV all the time. Old cartoons should be FREE to find new audiences, ESPECIALLY when their rights holders don't even care enough to platform them anymore.

i am going to become the fucking joker

tumblr post by user infectouspiss: marauders/harry potter fans who "don't agree with jk rowling" are like if people loved the leopard mascot for the leopards eating peoples faces party so they wore all the merch and drew art of the mascot and talked about the leopard mascot all the time but don't worry! they don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party! they're just completely indistinguishable from people who do because they both love the leopard mascot and make loving the leopard mascot 99% of their personality, "why do people feel unsafe around me when i very clearly don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party?" says the person in the leopards eating peoples faces party merch (don't worry they bought it second hand so the leopards eating peoples faces party don't get any money from them)

I see cis women in fitness subreddits taking T to aid in muscle definition and they get no hate or backlash. I take estrogen cream to ease some perimenopause symptoms and it was practically thrown at me.

It’s such a double standard against trans people to get care they need. It’s so unfair

Feeding America is a great organization to donate to, 98% of the money goes to programs and services and for each dollar they can provide 10 meals. If you donate $5 that’s 50 meals. It’s a national org that rescues, stores and distributes food to foodbanks and pantries. www.feedingamerica.org

Found out genuine surgical drapes were basically the same price as blue tissue paper so we are going a bit extra on the packaging for this one.

Bloodlines 2 character choices

Jesus fucking christ!!!!

israel saying that their breaking of the ceasefire and killing dozens of civilians including children was justified because actually hamas started it because two israeli soldiers were killed. it continues to be unbelievable. untenable.

my favorite thing about the coverage of the louvre heist is theyre interviewing these former FBI agents etc and they're basically just going "it was so sophisticated. but they did it so bad. but we can't find them. here's exactly how you to can do a heist, step by step"

Tweet by @night margin "digital artist woes" image of the same color gradient on various screen (monitor 1 appears very grey purple, phone appear VERY pink, monitor 2 appears a more saturated purple, laptop appears brownish red, family's phone appears much darker and bluer etc.)

Listen to me. Listen. If you're making images that will only be displayed on screens, YOU HAVE TO LET GO. You can calibrate your screens perfectly, but then 25k people will see it on their shitty $50 monitors or cracked phone and its out of your hands. Don't think of it. Achieve enlightenment.

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

so the ceasefire is done for, israel has resumed attacking gaza fully after claiming the idf was attacked by anti-tank fire, which hamas strenuously denies any knowledge of. they sought out whatever flimsy excuse they could now that they have the hostages back.