The yapper of da year

First 10k in the books. Seeing how I didn’t train and winged it I don’t feel too bad about my results

Online women only date men with money but in real life everybody baby daddy poor. Online women only date tall niggas but in real life the short niggas stay with a bitch. Online men don’t like fat women but in real life the fat girl in the club stay getting flaked to. This shit online is rage bait!

“You scaring the hoes” is gender neutral.

As soon as this meeting finishes I’m outta here

Chef all day

That's the quiet part. Ain't finna call nobody dumb outright, but the folk with very little to say/confidence in their knowledge abandoned this place fast af.

It's easier (objectively) to kiki at bullshit all day, and dass they right.

Brunch things ✨

I really can’t comprehend it. I don’t even want the tax breaks I’m going to be getting at the expense it’s going to cost everyone else

Fuck Diddy and if you support him, fuck you too.

We are about to see if this blackberry infused gun is as good as everyone says it is

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Damn, so that’s probably an outlier

What color skin tone were they? For some reason I’m leaning towards lightskinned lol

Yes I need to hear some other guys chip in because this realization is almost as shocking as the first time I heard women asking about veins on it. Some things you really never notice things until someone says something 😂

I feel like this just has to be a coincidence 😂

chelley, olandria, coco

i just love when black women
#loveislandusa

I was so disappointed

You can never get a person that has only seen rain to believe in a sunny day

Yep, you’re correct. Have a great day

Sure, if you say so

Yes, their point was that idea of “marriage“ isn’t the monolith that people make it out to be. Whatever you want you can create as long as the right person is next to you.

Best advice I’ve received is don’t look for marriage. Look for someone that loves your properly/pours into everything you do and that you have the desire to do the same. In the midst of that marriage will find you

10lbs down and 20 more to go

It might be about time to go take that test lol

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It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

Am I……..autistic???

24 & Pressure

Gotta add them together lol