That's it, I'm declaring temporal bankruptcy.
10.03.2026 01:15 —
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Me: I'm working too many hours
Client: [cuts hours]
Me: I need more clients
10.03.2026 00:30 —
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1920s sex would kill the average 2020s man.
09.03.2026 23:32 —
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In brighter news, the local rain-worms-crows industrial complex is thriving.
09.03.2026 21:24 —
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i love Women and would not hesitate to do their evil bidding.
14.08.2024 21:04 —
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Doesn't that already mean a handjob in a carwash?
09.03.2026 20:58 —
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*werner herzog voice* you have your light evenings now but the mornings are darker than ever
09.03.2026 18:53 —
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Two clients so far today asking to "reexamine" the budget for next quarter. That was quick.
09.03.2026 18:29 —
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All was foreshartened
09.03.2026 14:10 —
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chat, is it good to be up catastrophizing at 4 AM?
09.03.2026 07:49 —
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Like my soul.
09.03.2026 10:45 —
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Bleeding, so now you know we're making real progress.
08.03.2026 22:55 —
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The scope, it has so crept.
08.03.2026 22:54 —
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This pump was dry less than two weeks and already a spider had laid eggs in the innermost workings. That's how quickly we'll be forgotten.
08.03.2026 22:33 —
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Reporting this YouTube video for telling me it's okay to use pliers instead of an Allen wrench.
08.03.2026 22:02 —
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An 8-headed 12-point socket wrench where each of two ends holds four sockets on a swivel. A black gloved hand holds the tool in front of an old open-top tool caddy containing a random jumble of tools
I'm willing to believe murder was done with this thing.
08.03.2026 21:39 —
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Digging through my grandfather's toolbox from 40 years ago because some joker decided 14mm was "close enough" to 9/16 for the modern age.
08.03.2026 21:33 —
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Snapping on my mech suit (black nitrile gloves).
08.03.2026 21:07 —
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Oh, right, agency.
08.03.2026 21:05 —
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That kind of day! 🍃
08.03.2026 18:11 —
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Donning and removing different hoodies taking up most of my time.
08.03.2026 17:46 —
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Buying chips and a veggie tray? You're not fooling anyone.
08.03.2026 17:05 —
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Passed a whole plate of abandoned tater tots while leaving the restaurant and I'll admit I thought about it.
08.03.2026 17:00 —
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Anything with an automatic clock I've already turned off the display.
08.03.2026 16:58 —
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Caught the car amusing itself alone in the garage again.
08.03.2026 16:54 —
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My appetite is of course completely on board with fake time.
08.03.2026 16:08 —
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My niece invited me to connect on LinkedIn, and that just makes me sad for her.
08.03.2026 15:20 —
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The morning after beets jump scare really never gets old.
08.03.2026 15:14 —
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I was asked to name a perfect song or movie so I walked out of the room.
08.03.2026 15:06 —
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Perusing our little files, maybe a bit of clicking and typing later.
08.03.2026 14:41 —
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