foppish michael

twitter put me in post jail inexplicably ok not inexplicably they were probably like the game came out in 2019 can you shut the fuck up already

handmade clownfelix fridge magnet. he has a cartoony face and he's frowning

lowkey i would die for you clownfelix fridgemagnet

YESSSS

dimitri, half dead w/ sex appeal the furthest thing from his mind: sorry if my threats appear hot to the viewers i can't help it

the thing abt the apple tv wwii yaoi is it is fun. and you will feel it. dua lipa's bf plays a sylvain variant (smiley, suicidal, dog-desperate) and gets topped by austin butler. is the show good? well. are they spitting in each other's mouths just offscreen? why yes! i remember it fondly

🙂↕️ beautiful family tree built mostly on angst

lmfaoo there are no stupid questions! but the answer to some of sylvain's will be solar beam

text exchange incoming: Is it inappropriate to buy you yaoi from the radical left bookstore outgoing: no and this is probably the title of a yaoi also

hey thank you!! and yeah u truly can't ever account for twitter

qifrey witch hat is great. he's really like AW fuck AW shit, i chose a life path TOO fulfilling, despite my biological suffering mandate (he turns direct to camera) do i think i fell out of a silverwood tree? no. i exist in the context of all the white haired anime boys before me

then people start showing up just for the katana tricks and that's how felix leonie clown ending gets going

felix doesn't even like them he's just emptying his wallet to get ashe to stop looking at him like that

they're getting a bunch of xp from successfully masking long enough to offload a box of thin mints

dude yes it's like. i know you know better so what the fuck are you doing. one of the easiest ethical tests there is

my joshing her instincts are too strong. gotta josh her

friends are welcome to disagree we can go to your therapist together

people on twitter are frequently so rude and for what

i no longer take feedback from strangers on twitter about my tierlists. if someone disagrees they should explain it to their therapist and see what they get diagnosed with

first time this has ever been true, glad to be part of history

you've just never fucking seen numbers like this before. moving massive product, flagged by irs: yuri high tier earner through blackmail and intimidation: lysithea, hubert same tactics as above but half as successful: constance falling back on yassified grandparent charm to great effect: mercedes, ignatz big wet eyes manipulation: ashe, flayn, cyril natural salespeople and weed dealers in another life and maybe this one also: raphael, balthus wants people to believe he has a mysterious technique to account for his numbers but it's just normal hard work: claude

makes good numbers but still buys her own cookies for fear of failure: annette solid earners even as they're upcharging and pocketing the difference: leonie, dorothea have an accidental intensity that loses them as many sales as it clinches: dimitri, petra, ferdinand, edelgard, caspar, dedue buying their own cookies like jackasses so they won't have to try: sylvain, lorenz not trying, not succeeding: hapi, bernadetta, marianne, linhardt, felix not trying, still succeeding: hilda trying but not succeeding and getting mad: ingrid

how are their girlscout cookie sales

i hate seeing art i like then finding out the artist is doing h*rry p*tter art in the year of our lord 2026 grow upppp

so true syldue zine you just get it

thinking abt making a character i love who suffered bigtime in canon suffer more in fic but then im like ok what's the message... as if sometimes shit sucks a little bit or a lot forever is not one of the most self evident things there is

thinking back on how funny it is to present byleth w/ three mentally ill teenagers like ok pick a buddy! starter pokémon but you look into their eyes and think there's definitely something wrong with this one. and this one. and this one also. not to mention you'll have to kill charmander eventually

A marker illustration of Dimitri from Fire Emblem Three Houses in modern clothing looking at a framed painting of his canon appearence and Archbishop Byleth.

A marker illustration of Thalassa from Ace Attorney holding a magician's hat in her lap, with Magnifi Gramarye standing behind her. Pigeons fly around them, and Magnifi holds a dove.

A marker illustration of Nezumi from No. 6, dressed as Eve, singing and leaning on the edge of a theatre. Shion stands in the audience, looking up at him. A city skyline and a night sky can be seen in the background.

A marker illustration of Sylvain and Yuri from Fire Emblem Three Houses dressed as cowboys looking fondly at each other. A rope makes a heart in the background.

Would yOU like a custom illustration of your favorite FE3H, Ace Attorney or No. 6 characters?

I'll be creating a fully colored illustration (with a background!) for #fandomtrumpshate 2026! Bids are open until March 8th :)

My FTH page: fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/298165.html

it's a plot point in one of the most recent chapters but in short: yeah

that and... another thing......

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sylvain found dead honestly