foppish michael

then people start showing up just for the katana tricks and that's how felix leonie clown ending gets going

felix doesn't even like them he's just emptying his wallet to get ashe to stop looking at him like that

they're getting a bunch of xp from successfully masking long enough to offload a box of thin mints

dude yes it's like. i know you know better so what the fuck are you doing. one of the easiest ethical tests there is

my joshing her instincts are too strong. gotta josh her

friends are welcome to disagree we can go to your therapist together

people on twitter are frequently so rude and for what

i no longer take feedback from strangers on twitter about my tierlists. if someone disagrees they should explain it to their therapist and see what they get diagnosed with

first time this has ever been true, glad to be part of history

you've just never fucking seen numbers like this before. moving massive product, flagged by irs: yuri high tier earner through blackmail and intimidation: lysithea, hubert same tactics as above but half as successful: constance falling back on yassified grandparent charm to great effect: mercedes, ignatz big wet eyes manipulation: ashe, flayn, cyril natural salespeople and weed dealers in another life and maybe this one also: raphael, balthus wants people to believe he has a mysterious technique to account for his numbers but it's just normal hard work: claude

makes good numbers but still buys her own cookies for fear of failure: annette solid earners even as they're upcharging and pocketing the difference: leonie, dorothea have an accidental intensity that loses them as many sales as it clinches: dimitri, petra, ferdinand, edelgard, caspar, dedue buying their own cookies like jackasses so they won't have to try: sylvain, lorenz not trying, not succeeding: hapi, bernadetta, marianne, linhardt, felix not trying, still succeeding: hilda trying but not succeeding and getting mad: ingrid

how are their girlscout cookie sales

i hate seeing art i like then finding out the artist is doing h*rry p*tter art in the year of our lord 2026 grow upppp

so true syldue zine you just get it

thinking abt making a character i love who suffered bigtime in canon suffer more in fic but then im like ok what's the message... as if sometimes shit sucks a little bit or a lot forever is not one of the most self evident things there is

thinking back on how funny it is to present byleth w/ three mentally ill teenagers like ok pick a buddy! starter pokémon but you look into their eyes and think there's definitely something wrong with this one. and this one. and this one also. not to mention you'll have to kill charmander eventually

A marker illustration of Dimitri from Fire Emblem Three Houses in modern clothing looking at a framed painting of his canon appearence and Archbishop Byleth.

A marker illustration of Thalassa from Ace Attorney holding a magician's hat in her lap, with Magnifi Gramarye standing behind her. Pigeons fly around them, and Magnifi holds a dove.

A marker illustration of Nezumi from No. 6, dressed as Eve, singing and leaning on the edge of a theatre. Shion stands in the audience, looking up at him. A city skyline and a night sky can be seen in the background.

A marker illustration of Sylvain and Yuri from Fire Emblem Three Houses dressed as cowboys looking fondly at each other. A rope makes a heart in the background.

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I'll be creating a fully colored illustration (with a background!) for #fandomtrumpshate 2026! Bids are open until March 8th :)

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it's a plot point in one of the most recent chapters but in short: yeah

that and... another thing......

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sylvain found dead honestly

marianne: horses are such kind creatures ❤️ if they aren't kind to you that's a sign of something deeply wrong in your soul ❤️ and horses forgive me so i can't imagine what kind of shit you're up to ❤️

of all the horse girls in the game i think marianne is the most likely owner of this shirt. and i love that for her. go girl unsettle people with your horse facts (NOT opinions)

white shirt with a white horse and text that reads a horse can hear a human heartbeat from at least four feet away they hear intention they feel vibe they are the tellers of self and mirrors of souls

absolutely insane depop pull

a sketch of young, pre-canon dedue from fire emblem: three houses in tears, shellshocked by young dimitri clinging to him, after taking a wound in the back to save him.

early mid-timeskip dedue, in fighter class armour, shielding dimitri who is in rags and chains from imprisonment

#Deduesdays2026 duality - i no words good i just love these two very much.

thank you :'0 that scene in thanatica really left an impression on me

it's lake mungo's world we're just skittering around in it!

despot king orders death to his counsel over his right to get bent in half daily...

yay surely this time he'll be ok

mediest reread lol

the counsel decrees you have to go sharesies

lmfaooo he said no seriously stop staring at me like that