foppish michael

her style is sooo "yeah i'll get around to it" like girl let's move

what if you were a child and absolutely every adult failed you even well intentioned ones. what if to align yourself with one mode of identity and stability was to damn other parts with a claim on you until you had no place at all. what if you gave a baby a gun and assassin training

just finished my warchild reread

i was literally just saying this

youtube thumbnail of a video called Yogurt Male Affirmations | Unlock Your Power [ASMR]

sylvain, concerned about felix's gut flora in light of his all hot links diet: hey haha check out this link pretty cool and masculine i think

slap it on a t-shirt they've got his number

they're calling it aughh ow ouch friday

boss you're cooking

WOW an honor to have ur endorsement given your years in the field and also god yes. exactly. annette trying to do tiktok dances with mercedes who is just vaguely following along + annette who watches them on repeat without ever uploading the footage

sorry abt my toxic polycule (me + rodlamb)

i can't decide who's making the face but i feel like probably lambert

they're going to sephora for a pick me up

cndbdjd yes but felix is NOT unblocking him back

i feel so free to say whatever on bluesky

"the face he makes when he wants cuddles, food or sex" but it's rodrigue/lambert

post by Fredward3948576 The job interviewer told me “Reveal to me every way in which you are beautiful” and when I couldn’t he made a mark on his clipboard and ended the interview

post by __snowingcat has it occurred to you that some of us get gender euphoria from being a shitty boyfriend

post by augustjsmith friend asked me to act in his short film tomorrow. said I'm perfect for the role. I said sure, what the hell. I get the script. I'm playing a stripped and hogtied man screaming for his life.

post by filthtofilth [Dazed from blood loss] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

sylvix roundup

his unmatched whimsy (derogatory)

Y BACCIO 🫰

wow deeply deeply correct but also i inhaled sharply at mark immortell. it's hard to be confronted with the truth sometimes

i do it to give him something specific to take to therapy that week

pathologic girliepops... well aspity, of course

oh for sure, he's getting his nails painted at the club

situationship: i rip you off and then you die

give them something to live for quick. maybe some sanrio keychains or smth

cndbdjdj AAAAB (assigned auntie anne's at birth)

girliepop supreme: annette, hilda, constance, linhardt, monica, yuri unwillingly girliepop: lysithea, hapi invited into the circle by a girliepop, thus honorary girliepop (willing): dimitri, ashe, flayn, raphael, ignatz invited into the circle by a girliepop, thus honorary girliepop (unwilling): hubert, bernadetta, cyril, dedue something adjacent but not girliepop: dorothea, mercedes, petra, edelgard wants it bad and is permitted through goodness of spirit: balthus wants it bad and thus disqualified: claude, sylvain, lorenz, rodrigue girliepop derogatory (listen, girliepop...): felix, ingrid, ferdinand you are just making sounds at them: caspar, marianne, leonie, byleth

extremely nebulous and at the same time, i think, true: are they girliepop?

damn she's a busy woman

idk man i just think [SUSTAINED INHUMAN HIGH PITCHED SHRIEK]

linhardt, tearing up after watching enemy combatant sylvain be struck down on the battlefield: i used to sell that guy so many overpriced eighths