Bobby P

Sometimes I feel like Ben Affleck trying not to drop all his Dunks

Convention looks

Anyone in the Boston Area get a presale code for AEW tix in Nov?

Anyone else ever get ghosted by someone but they kept you on social media and then they get engaged and invite you to their jack&jill?

I think I know him

My anxiety has been at an 11 out of 10 the last few weeks. So it’s nice to have a quiet night to myself 😮‍💨

If Toni Storm was a zombie she’d be ‘Lifeless’ Boni Corpse.
I will not be taking any questions

My daughter has been attached to me all day, but as soon as I ask for her to help clean up, she disappears 🤔😅

I love Hangman calling people Dumbass

I recently got a friend into AEW lol

Someone saw ‘Godzilla -1’ and was like “yes but just the first scene”

Talent Name

Called someone a ‘bozo’ in traffic and my kid asked me if that was a slur 🥴

Wild week for CEOs

Announcer: Here comes Root beer Float Man!
-Crowd starts cheering-
Announcer: it’s a misnomer, it has nothing to do with his powers
-Crowd starts booing-

Proof of life

Are trailers movie or theater specific? Cinemark plaid 27 minutes of trailers/ads before Jurassic World:Rebirth after show time.

It’s Wednesday, you know what that means!

Ladies call me Baja Blast, because I’m disgusting

When they say “the book is better than the movie”, this is what they mean.

One of my daughter’s fish died. Do I secretly replace it or explain fish death to her?

Weird Day

Most of the hobbies I once loved have been ruined.

Just lied to a solicitor and told them I was just house sitting

Damn, I think I’m going to wear shorts for the first time in like two weeks

Everything is bad for you so just die doing what you love.

Ever start like 15 projects during your vacation and get like 1 done

I need some friends