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Musician and heffy metal maniac. He/him. 29 y/o. Denver Fuck ICE ancientwarrior.bandcamp.com

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Post image 22.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I ordered some merch from my friend's record label in Greece, and Greek Post hasn't shipped to the US since July of last year. Where's my merch, Donald

22.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The main economic indicators for inflation are skewed by drops in industrial and luxury goods. Meanwhile staples, rent, and other common goods continue to increase in price. But line go up, so it's okay :)

16.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me and the boys leaving a Midwestern dive bar that hasn't been renovated since 1963

16.02.2026 04:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

01.02.2026 18:58 — 👍 5477    🔁 1116    💬 30    📌 5

Conservative suicide cult. Hope that helps

30.01.2026 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Notably the AI slop lacks any scenes featuring Washington kicking his enemies apart

29.01.2026 22:55 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Concentrationkamp Perez not beating the weed dealer accusations

29.01.2026 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's amazing that Dem leadership sat through the last 6 years of centrist collapse and failure still insist "IT'S HIS TURN!! 5 BILLION MORE FOR ISRAEL"

29.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A blocklist just called "No thanks ‼️" is so incredibly boomer-coded

29.01.2026 00:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Is this a recession indicator?

29.01.2026 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hell March
YouTube video by Frank Klepacki - Topic Hell March

Hell March > Imperial March
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Yz...

28.01.2026 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've had to remind more than one lib that ICE/Border Patrol and local cops work hand-in-hand across this country to brutalize migrants on a daily basis. Local cops only object because ICE is so sloppy about hiding their brutality

25.01.2026 18:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that cartoon is already putting in work

22.01.2026 17:25 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was not expecting Greeley-posting on my timeline. I'm having flashbacks to the worst econ classes of my life in the bunker underneath Candelaria Hall

22.01.2026 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this Sleep Token?

16.01.2026 00:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Impossibly loud incorrect buzzer*

13.01.2026 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New York really fucked up by getting rid of the greatest political mind of a generation

13.01.2026 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're calling him the man with the best political instincts of all time

10.01.2026 01:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This worthless prick is my boss, and he only sticks his nose in my work when he thinks he can score political points for something he had nothing to do with. Yet when we ask for any resources, he acts like we're asking to buy crack with taxpayer dollars. Can't wait for him to leave

09.01.2026 01:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I did at least one cool thing in 2025

22.12.2025 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me petting my cat one last time before I sell him to buy more DDR5 RAM

03.12.2025 03:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fucking metal album 💪

03.12.2025 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's not too late for Cuomo! Stay in line! You can still vote!

05.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm pretty sure he got hit with some Belarusian malware and is now acting as a bitcoin farm

18.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Masterful gambit, Mr. President

10.10.2025 05:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We've never been more back

04.10.2025 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

STOKED

04.10.2025 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A prime example of how the Irish "talked" to the British www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehuk...

01.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0