@plasmatier.bsky.social
Bullshit enthusiast
Bitches [Affectionate]
(Onneadose is ours!!♡)
*eats a sand dollar*
09.01.2024 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0turkey got special privileges. Bland asf, stringy asf, always drier than a popeyes biscuit, AND YALL STILL EAT THAT MF???
23.11.2023 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*condenses on the inside of your glasses**
18.11.2023 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its wild how *hits blunt and evaporates*
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Im surprised when im dx says im fucked up but i live my life like
13.11.2023 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is no joy like knowing your favorite song is stuckin someone elses head. Me? infiltrate ur mind? Apparently. Ha!
12.11.2023 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0From whence?
08.11.2023 16:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its all fun and game until
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01.11.2023 22:52 — 👍 2103 🔁 439 💬 43 📌 31
*loudly sucks air thru empty straw in a drink cup with only ice left every time you speak*
01.11.2023 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wish i was older so I could understand. I wish I was younger so I didn't have to. I wish I hurt more to justify my emotions. i wish i didnt have to share my emotions at all. i wish i knew how to describe how I feel I wish I could feel different I wish i was more different so I could catch eyes I wish i was more of the same so no one would pick me out i wish i was never picked last i wish i was good enough to go first i wish i was evil so i could stop caring i wish i was pure good so i could never be wrong i wish i was a genius so people would listen i wish i was stupid so i didnt know how bad it is i wish it wasnt as bad i wish i was asleep but i wake up tired anyway i wish i wasnt tired of being tired i wish i wasnt me
sometimes writing helps parse things, so have a poem
31.10.2023 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you cant hurt me, ill just dissasociate until its over and ask you if you wanna go get burgers.
31.10.2023 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mice just be on sumn different. How you got the audacity to eat my food, piss wherever you walk, skitter across my fuckin toes but the SECOND i move you run like a lil bitch? get over here and die with honor you 1 inch furry fuck
31.10.2023 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Clarification: I want him alive, dgmw-- but i still hate him enough that i wanna cook him into a french dinner.
30.10.2023 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hot take: Jax from TADC isnt funny, hes a dickhead at best and someone who i wish would abstract or at least be gravely injured because of how srsly mean he is. Hes not cute, not funny, I wanna see him ball his eyes out and beg someone to spare a life, even if its not his own.
30.10.2023 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Watching F•R•I•E•N•D•S cuz Matthew Perry RIP, but DAMN. Ross was just straight up 🏳️🌈phobic. "My GiRlFrIeNdS a LeSbIaN >:[[[[[[["
Id turn straight if my only option was ross friggen geller, jeezey pete.
Canadian: "I didnt enjoy britain"
british: "RuDe AmErIcAnS!!"
Canadian: *is canadian*
You ever look at your pet and just realize youll never be whole again after theyre gone?
29.10.2023 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Legend as always
29.10.2023 20:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*ben shapiro voice* What if, Hypothetically, Bitches were eating? What if, perhaps, I was the aforementioned 'Bitches'?
29.10.2023 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0earth kinda sux who wants to- *suddenly dissapears, log out message suddenly appears in everyones peripheral*
29.10.2023 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0uncanny valley goes hard here
29.10.2023 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am a strong independent pillbug *scuttles*
29.10.2023 12:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0alcohol tastes horiffible why am i drunk
29.10.2023 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0might fuck around and-- *falls asleep in a recliner with 30 blankets and a squishmallow*
29.10.2023 00:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i think garnet could one hit KO any power ranger, and im not taking critique
28.10.2023 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Musky Husky Elon cant get me!!! Dobby is a free bitch!!!
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