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Dan Fox

@d4nf0x.bsky.social

All my own work. Comedy jokes for the new age of descent. Dad. Jewish. Blue-&-white hoopish. Mudlarker. Never knowingly underbold. #COYRs

269 Followers  |  241 Following  |  381 Posts  |  Joined: 17.07.2023  |  1.7195

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The fantasy here that it’s about the behaviour of Maccabi tel Aviv fans *at all*.

The local MP organised a 4000 signature petition to ban them! This is entirely about that.

17.10.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3
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The Chase says β€˜bagel’.

Debate over.

16.10.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just finished writing a lighter version of classical musical theatre based on the songs of Sade.

It’s a Smooth Operetta.

15.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess the two dead Jews a couple of weeks ago has concentrated minds here

12.10.2025 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Posted by a not-uninfluential journo when it comes to the self-identifying Community of the Good.

1. It’s not an Olympic event

2. Own screen cap admits 40% of the relevant figures are missing

3. I wonder if SOMETHING IN PARTICULAR has happened in, ooh, say, the last 10 days around antisemitism?

12.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 11.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

O so ur a fan of LΓ‘szlΓ³ Krasznahorkai now?

Name three of his Scrabble scores.

09.10.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie or Martin?

09.10.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Most of the β€œCelebrity” element of #CelebrityTraitors somewhat escapes me.

08.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Core samples being extracted at Karnak by 4 men.

Core samples being extracted at Karnak by 4 men.

Our researchers have carried out the most complete study of Egypt’s Karnak temple, one of the ancient world’s largest temple complexes.

It reveals new evidence on the age of the temple, its landscape, and tantalising links to ancient Egyptian mythology.

Read more πŸ‘‰ https://tr.pulse.ly/ceqvwv4rpq

06.10.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Just give it to Le Grand Sam jusqu’au fin de la saison.

06.10.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Where nobody knows your name... Tracing the anonymous faces at the start of Cheers.

Ever wondered where all the Cheers title photos are from? I did. And I've gathered everything I can find into this post. That was fun.

joelmorris.substack.com/p/where-nobo...

05.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 395    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 31
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With deepest regret, I must inform you all that a poem has been committed.

05.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A club statement from Blackpool saying Steve Bruce has been sacked along with coaches Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence. Stephen Dobbie and Steve Banks will take temporary charge.

A club statement from Blackpool saying Steve Bruce has been sacked along with coaches Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence. Stephen Dobbie and Steve Banks will take temporary charge.

You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.

05.10.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1118    πŸ” 366    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 43

Didn’t he play left back for Bayern Munich in the mid-90s?

04.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How can we be sure that some of these so-called β€œ5-8” year-olds are not just very short illegal refugees?

04.10.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bands from 30 years ago, playing to fans from 30 years ago, stick to the timings. They know there’s babysitters to relieve, Ubers booked, trains to catch. Start at 9, finish half ten means start at 9, finish half ten.

03.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If anyone is concerned about the capital’s reserves of Gen X’ers and Adidas tonight…it’s OK, we and it are all here and safe.

#Sleeper

03.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A gold coloured Bronze Roman helmet featuring relief images of a winged cupid

A gold coloured Bronze Roman helmet featuring relief images of a winged cupid

A Roman bronze helmet viewed from behind with decorated images including a winged cupid.

A Roman bronze helmet viewed from behind with decorated images including a winged cupid.

Excavated in 1905 at the Roman fort of Trimontium @trimontiumtrust.bsky.social near Melrose, this bronze helmet features images of winged Victory and also Cupid driving a chariot drawn by horses. It can now be seen @ntlmuseumsscot.bsky.social.
#FindsFriday

03.10.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Rabbi Alexander Altmann, a communal leader in Manchester 1938-59. He was responsible for one of the most remarkable acts of reconciliation in the city's history when the German footballer Bert Trautmann, an ex-soldier and former Nazi, signed for Manchester City in 1949, just 4 years after the war

03.10.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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1994 London Israeli embassy bombing - Wikipedia

Wikipedia account of the 1994 bombings at the Israeli Embassy in London and at Balfour House. This may be the last successful terrorist attack targeting British Jews. Other plots have been prevented and foiled over the decades since.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_Lo....

03.10.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our demands are simple:
Claudia Winkleman saying "and the next Archbishop of Canterbury is...", followed by a teasingly long pause, dramatic drum beats, spotlights, and the camera panning to a close up of each candidate in turn.

03.10.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

For at heart, in the depths of their Jew-obsessed viscera, antisemites are simply jealous. Tiny men & women whose miniscule intellectual stature allows them to slip so easily down the rabbit-holes of conspiracism & hate. We can’t always stop you. But we will always know you for exactly what you are.

03.10.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Antisemitism is many things. Over the millennia, it has been, for its practitioners, a religious belief, an economic necessity, a scientific truth and a foreign policy doctrine. Damn anyone today who still dares to even try and justify it, rationalise it or equivocate over it on those bases. /

03.10.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this country. And I love my community’s contribution to it. We are woven into the fabric of the United Kingdom. Sure, with a few kinks and loose threads along the way. But with our story always hugging the contours of our nation’s own. /

03.10.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From the Georgian and Victorian political battles to allow practising Jews to sit in the Lords and Commons. To the careers of inspiring Jewish Parliamentarians like Manny Shinwell. /

03.10.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From the abusive protection offered by Norman and Medieval kings. To the entrenchment of that racket by the barons in Magna Carta. /

03.10.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From the Jews alongside Nelson at Trafalgar and Wellington at Waterloo. To those of the Dutch Republic who allied with William & Mary and helped bring about the Glorious Revolution. /

03.10.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From the firefighters of the AFS (over half of whom in London were Jewish), who helped save Westminster Hall on the last night of The Blitz. To David Weitzman who, when he retired from the House in 1979, was the last MP to have been born in the 19th century & last to have fought in The Great War. /

03.10.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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