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Johnny Eaton

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songwriter, baseball fan, geospatial analyst, cartographer, musician, singer, actor, photographer, sometime sabermetrician, visual artist, goof, dork, improviser, writer, author www.johnnyeaton.com

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No one needs to hear it from him what a shit show of his own making things are. America is split between the dogmatically blind and the painfully aware.

25.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Voldemort Syndrome?

25.02.2026 04:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He just wanted to be somewhere where he wasn't the biggest dipshit dumbass douchebag in the room.

23.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're the perfect person to ask, Dan!

23.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would really like to see that man have a reckoning for his recklessness.

23.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been saving for retirement for a while, and recently I've begun to think, "What's the point?" Honestly, it feels like we're collectively fucking up so badly that our future doesn't feel worth investing in. Anyone got hope? Tell me I shouldn't just make another album on my own dime.

23.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The few interactions I had with Glen showed me a very dedicated public servant. I hope he enjoys his break, which is well deserved, and I hope the incoming councillor can fill his very big shoes.

23.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just when you thought you couldn't hate the American Government and Olympic Hockey Team more....

23.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's too bad those guys remind me so much of douchebags in high school. I love your work, but those Gate 14 guys will never have my interest.

23.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's too bad their government hates them and wishes they were dead.

17.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just add it to the ever growing list. 😢 The USA is so far from great right now it makes mediocrity look good.

17.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you really ever think Deepak Chopra wasn't a creep?

15.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There's nothing remotely surprising about this. If this is the first time you realized your society is sick, that's on you.

15.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's time for the Democrats in the USA to start playing on the same field as the Republicans. They are going to cheat. You know they are. Stop taking the high road. The only way to win is to cheat better, and try to sustain your conscience afterward.

15.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great. Virtue signaling doesn't help what's happening right now. Stop what's happening now. Now. Words are not enough.

15.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck everything Spotify. You're supporting criminals.

15.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rockwell? Don't pretend like Rockwell didn't airbrush American life to deal with the depression he felt about it. This is the antithesis of a Rockwell painting - this is a raw photo of reality.

15.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Every person in that regime is a tyrant, and has no excuses. The average American can plead gross ignorance when it comes to their vote and what put this regime in power, but these people *chose* to be part of something inconscionable. They know the consequences and will do anything to avoid them.

14.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2. You don't mind that others rape children.
3. There is no 3.

14.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's not the first man or baseball player to get pouty when things didn't go his way. Owning it, however, is novel.

12.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're using cute dogs to install East Germany. Be smarter than them.

11.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't think anyone is pretending this is normal. It's been normal for a long time, unfortunately. The US has spent decades accepting bad to criminal to outright reprehensible behavior by its wealthy and powerful. It's just that this time it gave the keys to the country to a fucking nutcase.

10.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And rightly so

10.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Super Bowl Sunday is a lot like Christmas - it's a day in the year when a lot of people egage in ritual despite knowing very little about the meaning of events or caring about the history.

#Superbowl

09.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This hits too close to home. I just shaved and trimmed today for the first time in a while and it's pretty much the same effect.

08.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone who stands or has stood with Trump is indefensible. This has been true for a long time. The problem is there's not enough offense on the field. They keep punting backwards and too few are tackling; most are just watching the ball.

07.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Noam Chomsky isn't a Republican, and he's surely not the only one who isn't, in that disgusting elite circle.

Evil doesn't understand political prejudice. It doesn't care for any but its own kind, and even then... It will kill its own (Epstein) to cover its tracks.

03.02.2026 13:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, it's not. I have no interest in painting such horror with so wide a brush. These are specific, unimaginably awful people who are far from the norm in society, thank goodness.

02.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wish there was a word for people who rape, torture, and kill children, because that's the word that should be there instead of 'pedophile'.

02.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So you're telling me money and security will make people betray their race and the values of their country? This is unheard of in America...

02.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0