L#x!

One time I got my heart broke so bad that I started listening to healing frequencies

Femme like the moon not like a girl :)

Got called too pretty for the bottle depot today #trailerparkprincess

My mom wants me to get reiki and go on meds again

I know I was sexy and cool on my date because they guessed I’m a Scorpio

my balls are HUGE. and FULL of MICROplastics

Just got such a good new journal….jizzing my pants rn

Y’all never seen a dyke and himbo be friends? Please

You’re in his DMs? I’m eating tofu off his biceps 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cancer full moon has me feeling big things and setting emotional boundaries

I have a bottle of non alc white wine and some organic body glitter made from seaweed, happy NYE!

My dream blunt rotation is all my ex bfs because I have some things to say

Ex bf from 6 years ago sent me an ig dm to let me know he had a piss based sex dream about me

If we fucked before I turned 25 then no we didn’t.

“You ain’t fuck me, you fucked the old body”
-Nicki Minaj

Continuing to be absolutely terrorized by local trans mascs

Sietara got me pregnant in value village

There are a couple zodiac signs that I do not wish to be loved by because I don’t like how y’all do it!

I’m sick and ovulating, I need to be put down.

Took an everything shower today, which for me means:
-washing my hair
-using a neti pot
-conditioning my bush

I am at the library putting all the gay books on hold

When I say wtf I hope you know it’s what the freak

Notice how in cranes in the sky solange did not try
-using two screens at once it away
-over spending on Indian food it away
-jerking off it away
-cbd gummy it away

And that’s why it didn’t work!

Lesbian sex is when you do it lizard style

Having to do my whole day in cowboy boots because my sneakers fell apart, feeling like a humiliation ritual

guy who gives every move on letterboxd a 5/5 because it's a miracle that we can capture stories on film and make the audience feel something

“I’m asking the original chat gpt, my autistic wife”
- Sietara about me

Hmm could it be something more fun maybe?

What’s it called when you register someone having desire for you as a threat?

Sietara and I are in a straight marriage but we get gay with it as a treat

Explaining the NYC mayoral election using MLB terms to my roommate