micchy

the monkey king by huang ruo and david henry hwang at the san francisco opera

if i had a nickel for every puppet show glam rock pipa fight sequence i've seen, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but

opera has come a long way since "what if we represent the questionably chinese princess with the jasmine flower melody"

really, that's the fate i wish on all hardcovers of the latter three books, not out of any particular distaste for them, but in the spirit of repurposing perfectly good chunks of paper

okay maybe a little distaste for 7 but that's neither here nor there

my only harry potter opinion these days is that my used copy of order of the phoenix with about 80 pages cut out was probably better used for drug smuggling or whatever its previous life was

grown man who takes thirty minutes to chop an onion and nearly collapses from the fumes: infuriating irl, but also peak moe

my personal version of "cute anime girl who can't cook" is "42-year-old father of two who substitutes arugula for parsley but can, for some reason, crack eggs one-handed"

o'hare, layover hell and the bane of my existence

i salute you, my friend

we can milk it a second time too!
reappearing in 60 cities in December
linktr.ee/hundredsofbe...

that thing they do where they daintily place one paw over their eyes!!

damn, kid's got some posting game

it seems a rule of my life that the more excited i am for a thing, the more likely i'll wake up the day of inexplicably groggy and never recover. see also: every wagner opera i've ever been to

i had a feeling i was too sleepy to stay awake in my seat for more than thirty minutes

i was right! guess i'll just have to go again tomorrow!!

pretty good crowd at my local theater for angel's egg, somewhere between dr. caligari and hitchcock-full

YouTube video by Rudeism Beating Elden Ring with a Fisher Price controller.

you were saying youtu.be/OPUFFAVKZu4

my toddler niece, who has never seen a movie in her life, doesn't realize her elsa dress is the frozen 2 design, poor thing

Life is soup but i am fork caption over a picture of a cat in front of a backdrop

"A-B-C-D-E-F-G"

whiskey <3

what kind of taco bell is so afraid of homeless people that the dining room is permanently closed and pedestrians have to order by walking through the drive thru? this one baby

kissing my wife while standing in the taco bell drive thru at midnight

i GUESS tearing a giant hole in the town is biohazard 3 enough, tho imo they need to crash like seven more helicopters

hey i was here first

luna can't really do a wet food diet bc she eats like two bites and then leaves the rest sitting out all day, which seems like a great way to get herself sick

she's also scared of running water and will only drink out of a bowl. i don't know HOW she survived out there before getting rescued

thanks to wikipedia's list of unusual deaths i now have a fear of dying by falling on a knife in an open dishwasher, which is absurd because my wife would kill me for running her nice knives through the dishwasher in the first place

really though, it's ridiculous that they've only blown up one lab thus far. i expect at least one massive laboratory explosion every season, come on

stranger things 4

[guy who's only ever played resident evil voice] getting some real resident evil vibes from this one

also: lmao the soviet base under the mall, i swear this gets more biohazard by the minute, so i fully expect these labs to go kaboom sooner or later

alexei stranger things with a big plushie and an even bigger smile

dbd collab reminded me that i'm like two seasons behind on stranger things, so now i'm fixing that by getting unreasonably attached to the soviet scientist who's fascinated by slurpees and american cartoons

crows giving me literal shit for being a fake, once-yearly goth, that's fair

it was a crow, even!!

that's it i'm NEVER going outside again