Kylie Woyote

No, they were passed out, I was the asshole 😔

20.05.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In fairness to me, that one was trolling my sleeping passengers, not road rage

17.05.2025 01:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And now we have a teeny Prius instead 😔 (I like it but boy are road trips more comfy in a soccer-mom-mobile)

12.05.2025 21:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We almost got to 50 degrees today and apparently your boy thought it was time to start shedding. Sombitch doesn't even know winter isn't over yet!

24.02.2025 23:43 — 👍 1162    🔁 32    💬 63    📌 2

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Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!

12.11.2024 14:19 — 👍 19613    🔁 11366    💬 502    📌 1123