Tim Fogarty

Need him in the Notre Dame sweater ASAP

Wild choice of a photo for a guy who's been on the #isles since Matthew Schaefer was in junior high school

Have they started calling him Emil Nitrate yet? #isles

Look, I know he's gone but I am once again asking any #isles bootleg t-shirt maker to finally make an "Anti-fascist / Pro-Fasching" t-shirt.

Iginla, man.

I might be alone in this but I think our White Sox might not be very good

Also, like, Ishbia's a baseball owner. I'm inevitably gonna hate the guy, but can always enjoy a few minutes of "for a moment, this won't suck"

Trying to use Word in 2025

Ok since it worked the White Sox should skip the 90s Bulls Starter baseball jersey City Connect and celebrate the life of Dick Allen instead with the powder blue and red look

It... It worked?!

So Mike Clevinger can just go away forever now right?

Me, dead on the ocean floor: Goddamn I wish I had a uterus.

Ugh I am CONSTANTLY dying on boats

The Courtney Hawkins of official social media handles

@whitesox.bsky.social Need to call it a Dylan Cease-and-desist letter when one or both of us get the inevitable "that can't be your handle on this site" notice

Love to pay for this

On the plus side I got to not watch two minutes of this team

Ahh yes, an #isles game. Time to fight with the Gotham Sports app for the first two minutes of the first period

Doing foreskin extension exercises for the purpose of getting a second circumcision. (They're fun)

Yeah, gotta think the Judgment Night soundtrack was somehow the peak. Their stuff aged like milk

Only because they came up on random for me today and I forgot they existed for like twenty years: Biohazard

There's a non zero chance that there's a real Islanders fan who also does Civil War reenactments and I would love to hear their take on that character

Ok so I'm only good at taking the blame. No idea what happened there but I think I witnessed a winning hockey game and bro dance party on the smoking veranda

Headed tonight to UBS on my birthday for the #isles so I apologize in advance for their last-second loss after holding a two goal lead late in the second period

About to get kicked out of this California brewery for ordering a sampler without any IPAs

He said the same thing to the next guy in line and I couldn't hold back a "Jesus this guy's daughter sucks"

Making friends in the Centurion Lounge by suggesting to the guy who says his daughter wouldn't drink juice from a warm glass "Have you considered yelling at her?"

It'sa me! Skeletorio!

Hear me out: Leto in Gucci as Skeletor would rule

So, uh, I think I'm gonna start just paying attention to the NY Sirens instead. They seem fun