Jason McCrank

The Avalanche have the best record in the league... and the worst powerplay in the league. That makes no fucking sense. Professional hockey is absolutely broken. #NHL #Oilers #LetsGoOilers

There's a lot of crazy rumours and hype around this team this week. Moreso than any other time during the McDavid era. Management needs to keep pushing and trying to win.

#Oilers find a way to get the two points but good lord was it ugly again. Lots of hype and rumours surrounding the team this week heading into the trade deadline. They're going to need a hell of a miracle to properly contend again. #LetsGoOilers

#Oilers find a way to get the two points but good lord was it ugly again. Lots of hype and rumours surrounding the team this week heading into the trade deadline. They're going to need a hell of a miracle to properly contend again. #LetsGoOilers

I'm a grumpy old fucker. I miss proper structure and good goaltending.

I was told it was unrelenting never before seen speed and skill. 🫠

Isn't it great that the modern professional game is mired by blunders? It's so much fun to watch.

Bruce Campbell as Renaldo 'The Heel' in "Crimewave" (1985).

#Oilers should fire Bowman this week, eat the lost season, and bring in someone who actually knows what they're doing to try and right this. They're not doing anything this season. They can't even get past 40 mins without giving up 4. Worthless, worthless team with even worse mgmt. #LetsGoOilers

Apparently not tonight. (Again.) #Oilers #LetsGoOilers

Trump's dad was in fact born in New York City

Honestly if we can package him and flip him for someone more substantial before Friday is out I say do it. Bowman needs to save himself from himself (future Roslovic contract).

Looking forward to seeing what Murphy can do. From all accounts he doesn't wander.

"I mean the sexy fox with the tight shirt and no pants. I want women to look at me, Pierre, like they look at that fucking fox, right before I shoot an arrow directly between Trudeau's eyes. Anyway, so nice to be here on behalf of the literal Canadian government,"

BREAKING: Senator Blumenthal states Trump regime just briefed them on sending US troops to fight in Iran.

Boots on the ground.

A reminder that him & Netanyahu will not send their sons, but they expect your sons and daughters to go die for them so they can stay out of prison. Are we great yet?🤔

All of these evil regimes are like "Look we might be evil but nuh uh, you're more evil than we are."

Hahahahahaha #uspoli #cdnpoli

Is that Jared Leto? #uspoli #cdnpoli

Is that Jared Leto?

That's exactly what that yes, fictional character is you little twerp. But sure, use the "scary" inflammatory language. #uspoli #cdnpoli

That's exactly what that yes, fictional character is you little twerp. But sure, use the "scary" inflammatory language.

Goofy, dementia riddled soundbites for his idiot base is all this fucker offers. "Hahaha, did you see what Trump said today about Macron?? What a Chad!" #uspoli #cdnpoli

Goofy, dementia riddled soundbites for his idiot base is all this fucker offers. "Hahaha, did you see what Trump said today about Macron?? What a Chad!" #uspoli #cdnpoli

Yup, that's what he cried about during his deranged fireside "chat" with reporters this morning. Also, I imagine that it's also because Spain was the only western democracy to loudly condemn the US and Israel over the weekend.

President Pedophile is big mad that Spain was the only western democracy to loudly condemn the US and Israel over the weekend. Also, more rapist talk. "We'll just do it." #uspoli #cdnpoli

Israel launches new attacks on Tehran and Beirut, as US embassy in Riyadh hit by two drones Israel says it is hitting

Israel has used the cover of the Iran War to launch a ground invasion of “strategic parts of Lebanon”.

All part of the plan.

Cool. #uspoli #cdnpoli

Lawton is in the know.

"Get ready, everybody. He's (Bowman) about to do something stupid." #Oilers #LetsGoOilers