@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
I mean, I guess... My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
I opened my calculator app and punched in 40Γ1 on accident. It was an accident, okay?!
17.10.2025 16:56 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Birdie meow+purr to heal your tattered fucking soul
18.10.2025 06:02 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Girls when I roll up in my Elantra hybrid: mmm he's soooo sensibly economical π
18.10.2025 14:59 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0a kid (maybe 11 or 12) said βexcuse meβ before walking past me and my friend and we turned to each other and said, delighted, βwhat a nice boyβ
I am officially 80 years old.
Wow Godzilla Minus One was fucking awesome
18.10.2025 02:29 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I will!
17.10.2025 22:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got an Elantra hybrid!
17.10.2025 22:28 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0At a car dealership. It's so gross feeling lol.
17.10.2025 17:41 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0spices have nice racks as do ribs & lambs. & your mom. HEYOOOoooo
17.10.2025 15:24 β π 44 π 15 π¬ 4 π 0hate to say it*
*loves saying it
Car Reviews:
we're reviewing the (commuter sedan) today! For the purpose of this review, we're driving the fully loaded trim 99% of people won't afford!
Let's get into it!
if i don't get pizza on fridays how will my dogs know what day it is
17.10.2025 11:45 β π 74 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0I'll never forget ol' what's his face
15.10.2025 05:55 β π 24 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0Car dealerships: what if we made our websites completely unusable, that would help sales, right?
16.10.2025 16:51 β π 19 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Started saying mucho to my Spanish friends. It means a lot to them
11.10.2025 19:35 β π 271 π 84 π¬ 10 π 3Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?
09.10.2025 20:07 β π 188 π 69 π¬ 4 π 1How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?
09.10.2025 19:56 β π 82 π 35 π¬ 3 π 0Iβm a poster with a modest following, I shouldnβt have to deal with this
15.10.2025 22:59 β π 36 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0I like your Halloween profile pic, person I now have no idea who the fuck you are.
15.10.2025 00:12 β π 22 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Right now somebodyβs therapist is hearing about YOU
08.10.2025 11:39 β π 125 π 33 π¬ 7 π 12Remember, if someone doesn't like the same kind of peanut butter as you, that's a personal attack
15.10.2025 18:44 β π 77 π 19 π¬ 7 π 1One more time but with less feeling.
13.10.2025 02:33 β π 144 π 67 π¬ 4 π 0Why is my following tab looking like the fuckin discover feed, what are you freaks doing
15.10.2025 18:00 β π 21 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0
An actor, (Drew Barrymore) from the movie Scream is yelling into the phone βrepresentative!β
βRE-PR-SENT-A-TIVE!!!β
30.09.2025 21:35 β π 400 π 102 π¬ 10 π 2
Writers when they see people sharing their AI βmasterpiecesβ
14.10.2025 22:30 β π 281 π 56 π¬ 10 π 2my hobby? being cringe.
15.10.2025 16:52 β π 28 π 5 π¬ 5 π 0I went grocery shopping. Holy shit there are too many options. But never enough bakery clearance.
15.10.2025 17:34 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Dr: u need to eat more vegetables
Me: no problem i love funyuns
A haunted house, but it's just full of phone notifications and calendar reminders
15.10.2025 13:01 β π 147 π 22 π¬ 11 π 1
