Jay

Soft Power is probably what some US congressman calls his dick

Resident Evil Requiem is one of just a handful of games I think are basically perfect. When you're in the company of like Witcher 3 and Dead Space 2, you know you've got something special

Siri can I feed flamin’ hot cheetos to my 6 month old baby

My niece and nephew are always fascinated by my sedan because they've literally never ridden in anything but an SUV with anyone else they know

A HUGE, HUGE regret of mine is getting rid of my nice stereo and physical music media around 10 years ago when I was deeply into DIGITAL IA THE FUTURE mindset

Never get rid of that stuff, guys

I've heard CD and Cassette players have a following among Gen Z

Beyond that, it's so fucking boring. All the retro future stuff is so much more tactile and interesting. I don't want capacitive touch buttons, I was ones that go CHLUCK when you press them. And throw in some switches.

Everything looks the SAME, every car, every phone, every piece of technology

This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

All I needed was my bike and my Nirvana mixtape

Genuinely thinking about buying a cassette player walkman like I used to have

I'm sick of this sad future

[Two-Face on Tik Tok after pivoting to be a DiD influencer] Hey guys

I have a way with worms.

How long does a midlife crisis last? Going on about 18yrs and I feel that might be a bit excessive.

Please, my masculinity, it’s very fragile

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I just wish people who were polyamorous would post even more constantly about it though, what if someone forgot

Went to the Bone Temple and they were worshipping your mom

Whatever you want to watch tonight babe so long as it's not a haunting visual feast or edge of your seat thrill ride. Up for anything else.

Referring to human conversation as “Private Podcasts for Premium Members”

one time my aunt stopped speaking to me for six months bc i dropped in the chat that chick-fil-a is closed on sundays so their employees can go get their abortions

I wish it was 10 years ago and we were all still making jokes on Twitter.

The desperate attempt at humor will continue until the world is no longer so heartless and grim my god it is so grim

Has anyone said that the economy crashing is a distraction from his unpopular war yet? That’s a take we could do. That’d get traction on Threads.

[Crawling out of the dumpster behind your work] hey bestie

How much caffeine to stop heart

I'd LOVE a gig titling EDM songs.

when does the new combadge come out

is it racist if i don't trust romulans

can betazoids read cat minds

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