Jay

Even if they won't eat the crust, seeing how much of a slice of pizza BEFORE the crust my niece and nephew throw away hurts my soul

Meatballs are cake pops. In this essay I will...

Can't, redecorating my crying cave

give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he can impress the other men on snapchat

I can smell the AP English classes on you

Yknow what would be a really great way to cope w stress right now?

No, that’s not rhetorical I don’t have an answer I’m literally asking

Boy oh boy I sure would love to not be awake for like 8 hours

What I have learned from living with dogs and living without dogs is that I will talk out loud either way but it feels a lot less crazy if there’s a good boy or sweetest girl in the room with me

[looking in mirror] "silver fox," I say, looking like fucking shit

😘

I'm gonna try...The premise compels me but I don't know how much more I can read lol

But I want to acknowledge when I do things like this

I deleted a post about a book that's so bad it's actually making me angry

But I dislike that kind of discourse because it's not healthy or constructive to attack someone else's art; that mentality contributes to a worse Internet

I'm try to live by what I believe, even if I sometimes make missteps

pls join me for my 8hr live twitch stream where i will stare at a wall and sigh

aw jeez guess all my bangers
didnt send today whoopsies

This is who runs this account

It's understandable

Um That's kinda 2nd date stuff?

[pulling out laptop on a date] want to see my collection of browsers

[3:12 am]

brain: hey wake up let's think about everything

me: what do you mean by everyth-

brain: I SAID EVERYTHING

*watching a bird barf into its baby’s beak

Nature is magical

*blood pouring out of my mouth* it’s bc of the moon

person who never heard of bluesky: so what do you do all day
me: im on bluesky
pwnhob: huh?
me: im on bluesky it’s like twitter which is now called “X” or “X, formerly known as twitter” bc c’mon nobody says “X” that’s a dumb name and
pwnhob: jfc stfu i was just being polite i don’t really give a

Also the number of people I see online who are therapists (or just claiming to be therapists) and posting the most mentally unhealthy, mind-damaging shit is just depressing

People take you seriously online as a source of guidance and help and you might as well be putting an ice pick in their brain

Sometimes I cannot believe the damage pop-psychology has done to society

Aw goddamn it

Represent

Dodging RE9 spoilers till I can finish it today or tomorrow like Neo dodging bullets in the Matrix

(2 eventually hit me)

Thanks, man!

Me, holding a cup of coffee, wearing a seaQuest DSV shirt

Seeing a lot of people post selfies and who am I to ignore an excuse to?