Therapist: do you ever engage in dangerous or reckless behaviors?
Me, lowering shades: you mean like going caseless with my phone and buying the most stolen model of car in my state?
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Therapist: do you ever engage in dangerous or reckless behaviors?
Me, lowering shades: you mean like going caseless with my phone and buying the most stolen model of car in my state?
At my age, the older I get, the uglier I'm willing to go out in public.
24.10.2025 12:24 โ ๐ 88 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1HOT TAKE BUT... (the most broadly accepted universal take)
23.10.2025 18:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah yeah why don't you go make some more shitty AI videos for reels
23.10.2025 18:36 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[Putting on socks after 40] I've conquered my Everest
23.10.2025 14:07 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[On a date]
Me: *screams in the combined voices of every life form Iโve assimilated*
Her: wait are you a Thing?
If I say something happened "the other day" that can mean any time between 1990 and yesterday
26.06.2025 19:47 โ ๐ 134 ๐ 47 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 3Holiday shaped reeses taste better than regular reeses cups
11.09.2025 00:00 โ ๐ 142 ๐ 38 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 4The reason women's clothes don't have pockets is so we don't load them with rocks and walk into the sea
11.08.2025 16:07 โ ๐ 167 ๐ 52 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1A one star review of pride and prejudice that says just a bunch of people going to each other's houses
The best one star book review I've seen today
17.07.2025 14:53 โ ๐ 402 ๐ 47 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 4People on Reddit: if you buy any car but a Toyota Camry or a Honda Accord you're an idiot who should die
23.10.2025 10:53 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0everything really brings the worst out in me
17.10.2025 18:19 โ ๐ 75 ๐ 39 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1The most boring person imaginable: HOT TAKE BUT...
22.10.2025 19:02 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0inventing new ways to be insufferable
18.10.2025 01:07 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0In many ways the United States is irreparably divided, but we did all come together and agree to stop talking about Napoleon Dynamite forever, and that gives me hope
22.10.2025 02:45 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Idk tbh
22.10.2025 14:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I grow weary of spooky season
22.10.2025 13:31 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Arby's app talks to me when my phone is in my pocket like the Green Goblin mask
22.10.2025 13:30 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0pod save america: you know a poorly drawn skull is actually a buddhist symbol in some parts of the world
22.10.2025 03:02 โ ๐ 340 ๐ 29 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Wow I managed to not think about the state of the world for almost 10 minutes
22.10.2025 13:25 โ ๐ 49 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Remember that video where someone edited dozens of tiny clips of Obama together to have him sing the Pokemon song?
That's the internet we need back
*sees creepy figure in backyard security camera
*realizes itโs me
Jared Leto should method act as a guy who goes to therapy and is genuinely trying to change
21.10.2025 16:36 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah I did a little cannibalism in college, everyone experiments
21.10.2025 23:19 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Therapist: do you ever engage in dangerous or reckless behaviors?
Me, lowering shades: you mean like going caseless with my phone and buying the most stolen model of car in my state?
Trigger warning for being a smarty pants
21.10.2025 18:23 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hold on, I have to check this magazine I carry everywhere
21.10.2025 02:57 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's okay WiFi connection, I'm unstable too.
13.10.2025 22:38 โ ๐ 96 ๐ 37 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Me: Alexa set the thermostat to 69
Alexa robotic voice: high five
Derailed another work meeting with my theories about how SeaQuest DSV and Farscape could be a shared universe
20.10.2025 15:50 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0