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I mean, I guess... My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f

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Therapist: do you ever engage in dangerous or reckless behaviors?

Me, lowering shades: you mean like going caseless with my phone and buying the most stolen model of car in my state?

21.10.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At my age, the older I get, the uglier I'm willing to go out in public.

24.10.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

HOT TAKE BUT... (the most broadly accepted universal take)

23.10.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah yeah why don't you go make some more shitty AI videos for reels

23.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Putting on socks after 40] I've conquered my Everest

23.10.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[On a date]

Me: *screams in the combined voices of every life form Iโ€™ve assimilated*

Her: wait are you a Thing?

20.10.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I say something happened "the other day" that can mean any time between 1990 and yesterday

26.06.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Holiday shaped reeses taste better than regular reeses cups

11.09.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The reason women's clothes don't have pockets is so we don't load them with rocks and walk into the sea

11.08.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A one star review of pride and prejudice that says just a bunch of people going to each other's houses

A one star review of pride and prejudice that says just a bunch of people going to each other's houses

The best one star book review I've seen today

17.07.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 402    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

People on Reddit: if you buy any car but a Toyota Camry or a Honda Accord you're an idiot who should die

23.10.2025 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everything really brings the worst out in me

17.10.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The most boring person imaginable: HOT TAKE BUT...

22.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

inventing new ways to be insufferable

18.10.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In many ways the United States is irreparably divided, but we did all come together and agree to stop talking about Napoleon Dynamite forever, and that gives me hope

22.10.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk tbh

22.10.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I grow weary of spooky season

22.10.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Arby's app talks to me when my phone is in my pocket like the Green Goblin mask

22.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pod save america: you know a poorly drawn skull is actually a buddhist symbol in some parts of the world

22.10.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 340    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wow I managed to not think about the state of the world for almost 10 minutes

22.10.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember that video where someone edited dozens of tiny clips of Obama together to have him sing the Pokemon song?

That's the internet we need back

22.10.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*sees creepy figure in backyard security camera
*realizes itโ€™s me

22.10.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Jared Leto should method act as a guy who goes to therapy and is genuinely trying to change

21.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I did a little cannibalism in college, everyone experiments

21.10.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Therapist: do you ever engage in dangerous or reckless behaviors?

Me, lowering shades: you mean like going caseless with my phone and buying the most stolen model of car in my state?

21.10.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trigger warning for being a smarty pants

21.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hold on, I have to check this magazine I carry everywhere

21.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's okay WiFi connection, I'm unstable too.

13.10.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: Alexa set the thermostat to 69

Alexa robotic voice: high five

21.10.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Derailed another work meeting with my theories about how SeaQuest DSV and Farscape could be a shared universe

20.10.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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