Jay

So tired of people saying my poems suck hey nobody forced them to come to Supercuts

Idk man, people said things would never be the same after covid, and turns out no one learned any lessons long term from that nightmare

I think things will return to normal shockingly fast

It is my opinion is that economics as a field is a pseudoscience with more in common with astrology than it has in common with any other social science or any science at all.

If that hurts your feelings, it’s best not to engage with my posts on the topic.

Is it wrong? To crave a succulent lasagna? To kill? Medieval Garfield

Damn girl are you prion disease cause I'm afraid if I got you you'd ruin my brain

An hour less of this hellscape? I’ll take it!

I hope my kids are looking forward to inheriting microplastics because at this rate that's all I'm going to have to leave for them

Bro what if we started a podcast bro *worst laugh you've ever heard*

[dying] Bruce you’re gonna be okay

I’ll avenge you dad

Don’t worry son be good for Alfred

I’m gonna dress up like a Bat, father

I … what

I’ll fight clowns for you

A lot of blood … Am I hallucinating

Instead of getting married I will practice defusing exploding mechanical penguins I love you

Hi I represent a highly marginalized group: people from Minneapolis who think the song Purple Rain isn't that great

I'm here to talk to you about OW COME ON STOP THROWING STUFF

Would we even hate Monday if it weren’t for Garfield?

Get it, cause my name is wait no come back

[pickup line] seize the Jay, baby

Pfff good luck

Oh I see, I was thinking you meant from a "job tracking work" perspective, for some reason

But yeah, it's strange how they don't see that

Dead giveaway tbh

Hey it's important

When I did jury duty, we held an oil company responsible for injuries that crippled a worker

That was like 10 years ago and I still feel good about it lol

Not sure I fully understand what you're saying here.

But my point is just that it's funny how people act like it makes less work for themselves, then put in more time and work to have it do the small task they easily could have.

In this case it saves no time or effort.

The artist is Jhonen Vasquez, btw

Well I AM a sucker for a good tatertot hotdish

Jhonen Vasquez art of man on a date who shits himself and screams "oh my God, someone put shit in my pants!"

Republicans starting a war, tanking the global economy, making life worse for their own constituents:

well look at what the discovery feed dragged in

Listening to someone at the office telling someone else how to use ChatGPT to write a purchase justification by uploading a receipt to it, and creating a detailed prompt that would take more time to do than writing the brief purchase justification themselves

This world is truly too stupid to exist

...So it's actually customary to provide a tatertot hotdish or greenbean casserole in thanks...

Just, you know, friendly reminder

We call it soda in formal settings, pop is for casual use among friends

This is essential to fit into Midwestern society. I've seen people ostracized far too often for failure to abide such polite niceties

"Oh geez, yor oUUUt of heeere" we say, and strip them of their honor flannel

okay yes I read the invite but this is my wedding hoodie

never forget the hours daylight savings took from you

delete a post because of a typo? sure

boy, are you a popsicle stand? because I want to blow you

Someone unfollowed me then deleted their account. I feel so powerful.