ReXY Guacamole

when the hangout has tummy rubs and cuddles

you haven't seen cute until you've seen your sleepy partner cuddling with your plushie

we tried this and I did not like it

I am a ferret who is sometimes a jolteon and occasionally a dog but NEVER a stupid lying bitch

you deserve it all!! I'm crazy about my shark -w-

you guys should really start drugging your partners

can the sun explode any faster

My love has such a beautiful and kind soul. I wish I could fall asleep to your heartbeat every night. maybe someday.

sorry you're having such a shitty week I manifested your downfall my bad

I'm so lucky!

I feel the same

what if we turned into eeveelutions and took a nap together in the tall grass

fuuuck I'm turning into a jolteon bro

if the world was ending I'd wanna be next to you

officer: Why did you gore that man?
me: I'm just a ferret :>

why is @seasluggin.bsky.social so cuddle-able
RRAAAH

you're the most adorable shark

gay sex on demand

mac and cheese...

I wish I didn't have to hide my relationship from my parents for fear of rejection

I'm sorry, I can relate. we're lucky to have such a good friend group

I want my shark.

"midnight snack" for people whose brains don't function properly

How utterly despicable do you have to be to go out of your way to find my vent account and attempt to use it against me? But apparently I'm the stalker 😵‍💫 I will never understand the mind of a loser

I feel this

I NEED TO BE SICKER

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