ReXY Guacamole rexydelta - Bluesky Statics

my truth lies in the drafts

17.02.2026 08:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

radiostatic frotting

17.02.2026 08:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love you a million hundred thousand times

17.02.2026 08:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thanks ice king

05.02.2026 10:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

love love love my vappy

06.01.2026 09:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my partner is so amazing and I love them so much :]

07.12.2025 10:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am the cause of every single one of my problems

06.12.2025 09:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*mauls you to death cutely*

15.11.2025 10:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when the hangout has tummy rubs and cuddles

20.10.2025 09:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you haven't seen cute until you've seen your sleepy partner cuddling with your plushie

30.09.2025 06:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we tried this and I did not like it

05.09.2025 10:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am a ferret who is sometimes a jolteon and occasionally a dog but NEVER a stupid lying bitch

05.09.2025 10:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you deserve it all!! I'm crazy about my shark -w-

04.09.2025 09:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you guys should really start drugging your partners

12.08.2025 08:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

can the sun explode any faster

10.08.2025 09:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My love has such a beautiful and kind soul. I wish I could fall asleep to your heartbeat every night. maybe someday.

06.08.2025 09:35 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

sorry you're having such a shitty week I manifested your downfall my bad

02.08.2025 15:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm so lucky!

28.07.2025 08:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel the same

26.07.2025 08:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what if we turned into eeveelutions and took a nap together in the tall grass

22.07.2025 08:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

fuuuck I'm turning into a jolteon bro

20.07.2025 10:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if the world was ending I'd wanna be next to you

10.07.2025 09:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

officer: Why did you gore that man?
me: I'm just a ferret :>

07.07.2025 10:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why is @seasluggin.bsky.social so cuddle-able
RRAAAH

26.06.2025 09:02 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

you're the most adorable shark

25.06.2025 08:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gay sex on demand

24.06.2025 09:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

mac and cheese...

10.06.2025 10:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I didn't have to hide my relationship from my parents for fear of rejection

31.05.2025 09:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sorry, I can relate. we're lucky to have such a good friend group

31.05.2025 09:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want my shark.

21.05.2025 07:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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