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There was going to be a great TV show about the Air Force, but one of the actors was accused of sexual misconduct…
so they cancelled the pilot. @loworderprimate.bsky.social

05.03.2026 05:25 — 👍 9    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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Kim Jong Un Can’t Believe Daughter Already Executing Boys PYONGYANG—Tears welling in his eyes as he remarked upon how quickly things change, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un reportedly told aides Wednesday he couldn’t believe his daughter Kim Ju Ae wa...

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ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural MINNEAPOLIS—Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer was reportedly injured Tuesday after making repeated atte...

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Iran So Far Away: Trump, Rubio, Vance, et.al. Parody A Flock of Seagulls
YouTube video by Eric Garris Iran So Far Away: Trump, Rubio, Vance, et.al. Parody A Flock of Seagulls

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There was going to be a great TV show about the Air Force, but one of the actors was accused of sexual misconduct…
so they cancelled the pilot. @loworderprimate.bsky.social

05.03.2026 05:25 — 👍 9    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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Report: Distracted Driving Results In More Than 5,000 Unfinished Texts Each Year WASHINGTON—Describing the findings as “deeply troubling,” the U.S. Department of Transportation released a report Tuesday revealing that the growing epidemic of distracted driving is responsible for m...

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Guest Searches Hand Towel For Low-Traffic Area INDIO, CA—Noting several distinct patches of damp, matted fibers, houseguest Tara Muirsky scoured her host’s lone bathroom towel for a low-traffic area with which to dry her hands, sources confirmed M...

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Same old song.

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Panicked Ken Burns Worried He In Too Deep With 17-Trillion-Hour ‘The Universe’ Documentary WALPOLE, NH—As he shuffled through the pages of one of the 463 x 1018 primary resources he has assembled thus far, an overwhelmed Ken Burns reported Monday that he may have gotten in over his head whe...

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Report: Catapult Industry Won’t Survive Another Year Without Medieval War Breaking Out CASTELNAUD-LA-CHAPELLE, FRANCE—Noting a sharp decline in demand over the past five centuries, a new economic report released Friday revealed that the catapult industry would not survive another year u...

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Pentagon Cuts Ties With Anthropic Over AI Safeguards President Trump blacklisted AI company Anthropic after it rebuffed the Pentagon’s demands to lift all safeguards on the military’s use of its model due to its concerns about the use of AI for mass dom...

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Academy Museum Acquires Original Disney Adult LOS ANGELES—Unveiling the procurement at the opening of the new exhibition Fanaticals: Cinema’s Most Fearsome Freaks, the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures announced this week that it had acquired the...

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Kim Jong Un Can’t Believe Daughter Already Executing Boys PYONGYANG—Tears welling in his eyes as he remarked upon how quickly things change, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un reportedly told aides Wednesday he couldn’t believe his daughter Kim Ju Ae wa...

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Kim Jong Un Can’t Believe Daughter Already Executing Boys PYONGYANG—Tears welling in his eyes as he remarked upon how quickly things change, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un reportedly told aides Wednesday he couldn’t believe his daughter Kim Ju Ae wa...

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ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural MINNEAPOLIS—Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer was reportedly injured Tuesday after making repeated atte...

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ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural MINNEAPOLIS—Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer was reportedly injured Tuesday after making repeated atte...

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