brandon black

somebody on one of the other apps said “lemme burn some sage for my folks in LA”

bitch! it’s more like pour some out for the homies if anything.

THIS THE ONE.

hate this for me

so it was because someone SHOT a bird out of the sky 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 ppl are so fucked

ok so i’m scared still then smh

i do not. is this a massacre of ravens that i mistook for a murder of crows? all i know is its not a grouping of pigeons.

it really really was. it was like that for about 25 minutes. i hope they worked out whatever they gathered about and i hope it don’t get shit to do with me

a murder of crows outside my house on new year’s eve.

i’m tryna skeet the murder but blue sky trippin

wow i did not know it was called A MURDER OF CROWS

right!! see ion like thisssssss

would u be concerned if a bunch of crows were swarming your house on new year’s eve?

aight 🤧🤧🤧 imma see

oh ok i was bout to say hol up

what was said? and who said it? and what’s they address?

i’m not gonna lie to yall…i’m not as entertained over here.

100000%% lollll never going back

the laundry, dishwasher and robot vacuum mop black friday thing all working together rn to have my day set up nice tomorrow. al*xa orchestrating.

i’m really laid up rn and this bitch vacuuming and mopping in completely darkness at midnight. i deserve it all.

i got one of those lil robot vacuum and mop roomba knock off things on black friday? you don’t know me anymore

will be copying the jambalaya stuff cornish hens omg

ugly naked guy is decorating his tree

a woman with bright pink hair is driving a pink car . ALT: a woman with bright pink hair is driving a pink car .

i smoked a lil before this workout and it’s actually going well

sleep apnea is the new deviated septum 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i feel that! i’m tryna cook up during winter so im sitting right come spring 😩

it’s Bulgarian split squats for me today. do not talk to me crazy

the erasure. i’m so sorry

gotttt it ok it felt too insane to be real but everything is weird these days

wait i’m late to the latest mitch mcconnell shit. am i correct that he fell and hit his head, got bandaged up and then froze again at the podium when being asked about his head?

just bad as hell