garlic

i have so many questions but ill put them aside and let this wholesome moment be.

the curse of changing the future just by knowing it

"no jerry we've already talked about this, its a tornado composed of magikarp, not magic."

well the ingredients are a bit... special

also here's a fun fact to give you urgency! there are only 52 weeks in a year, so dont tell yourself next week willy nilly.

why does that look like a mid to end area level boss in a souls-like game?

damn i didint even realize it was pixelart until i saw the tag.

just hope the trap dosent dearm you in return.

the shit bombardment unit

you cant have such a "strong" trait without at least some drawbacks to balance it out

what is the strongest spell you know, and can it mow my lawn?

the forbidden health potion (so strong it overflows you into the negative)

why does it work so perfectly?

makes sense

d means you're as smart as a donut, donuts are notorious criminals in case you didint know, especially with them sacrificing their children and young to bribe cops to look the other way.

wait then how did the merchant not burst into flames? he clearly is a a creature from hell.

i didint know rocks were capable of thoughts

i bet rocks have it better

wait till he sees his nemesis, the never forgetti goblino.

what do you think about all the people in the world that dont have any idea who you are?

congrats

we cant let them know

not entirely tho, just leaves enough to make it look like it did before the lying (i hope).

pretty sure he saws off his nose when it gets long or something, forgot where i heard it.

and make it seems like the person in the distance is following them (through teleportation)

and also a fraction of the happiness as a bonus

your right or my right?

"or am i?"

he has come to judge your sins

we have the power of two gods and multiple anime series on our side!