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Journalist; jam maker; suburban flaneuse; writes The Age's Capital Gain column on commercial property. Skeets deleted regularly. Knows how to use pronouns. Hating vegemite since an "incident" c.1967.

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Today, my male coworker and male manager were talking about the male loneliness epidemic and I heard them say something about how hard men have it on dating apps. And I jumped in and said "you think women have an easy time on dating apps?" And they both said they thought men were unequivocally oppressed on dating apps.

So, I pulled up my tinder. And I handed it to them and said, you have 10 minutes to scroll through these oppressed men and find me ONE that you think would make a suitable partner.

Some of my favorite quotes included:

"Why is he holding a gun to his head?"

"Why is he naked?"

"Is... he being intimate with another woman in this picture?" (The answer was yes)

"Do you think he showers?" (Answer was probably not)

"There is a moldy Starbucks drink behind him."

Finally, they did find a man who looked like a nice guy, he looked clean and there were no guns or dick picks, and his bio wasn't great but it was general and acceptable.

I match with him. His first (and only) message came up about 10 minutes later, and he says "u gon let me fuck?" I also showed them this message.

Anyways, they no longer believe woman are just violently bullying average looking men on dating apps. They accept that men are their biggest enemies when it comes to online dating.

Should I let my manager swipe on tinder for me? No, I absolutely shouldn't, especially not in the office. Do I think it was worth it? Yes.

Today, my male coworker and male manager were talking about the male loneliness epidemic and I heard them say something about how hard men have it on dating apps. And I jumped in and said "you think women have an easy time on dating apps?" And they both said they thought men were unequivocally oppressed on dating apps. So, I pulled up my tinder. And I handed it to them and said, you have 10 minutes to scroll through these oppressed men and find me ONE that you think would make a suitable partner. Some of my favorite quotes included: "Why is he holding a gun to his head?" "Why is he naked?" "Is... he being intimate with another woman in this picture?" (The answer was yes) "Do you think he showers?" (Answer was probably not) "There is a moldy Starbucks drink behind him." Finally, they did find a man who looked like a nice guy, he looked clean and there were no guns or dick picks, and his bio wasn't great but it was general and acceptable. I match with him. His first (and only) message came up about 10 minutes later, and he says "u gon let me fuck?" I also showed them this message. Anyways, they no longer believe woman are just violently bullying average looking men on dating apps. They accept that men are their biggest enemies when it comes to online dating. Should I let my manager swipe on tinder for me? No, I absolutely shouldn't, especially not in the office. Do I think it was worth it? Yes.

'they no longer believe women are just violently bullying average looking men on dating apps'

02.12.2025 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Heartwarming. The kids are alright.

01.12.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's very weird and very churlish. The absolute joy on show yesterday was a really interesting phenomen.

30.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah well, the Iran-contra business looked extremely insane at first. Eye poppingly insane.

30.11.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Engraving depicting the Zong massacre.

Engraving depicting the Zong massacre.

#ResistanceRoots

Today in history, 1781: The Zong Massacre begins. The crew of the British ship Zong begin systematically murdering more than 130 enslaved Africans. The crew committed the murders to claim insurance money, treating the enslaved people as disposable cargo. /1

29.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

And I'd really like my quarter of the suburbs to get done before I die. People seem to have no clue about the future gridlock this can help minimise.

30.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.

Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.

30.11.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5817    πŸ” 1841    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 63
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F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines

The NYT definitely made a choice not to add β€œwithout evidence” to this headline.

29.11.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1696    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 46
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Trump says he will pardon former Honduran president serving sentence in drug-trafficking case | CNN Politics President Donald Trump said Friday he intends to grant a β€œfull and complete pardon” to former Honduran President Juan Orlando HernΓ‘ndez, a move that would erase a major US drug-trafficking conviction ...

Nothing proves the Trump administration is made of mean whims based on lies better than a president who is murdering people in boats "because I am so strongly against drug trafficking" pardoning someone who trafficked more drugs than a hundred fishing boats could carry.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...

29.11.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1646    πŸ” 646    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 38

probably the one in cahoots with Judas.

29.11.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good parenting!

29.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I guess Stephen Miller will have to go back to Russia under these rules.

29.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cold blooded murder.

28.11.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10785    πŸ” 4226    πŸ’¬ 934    πŸ“Œ 405

I'm not saying I was fantastically mature at 30, even though I already had three kids. But it would be alright. 15? Yeah, nah.

28.11.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I get to be 30 forever?

28.11.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks champ!

27.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone got part 2? I'm not paying him.

27.11.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. (And I'm a current journalist. There are low acts described here that should have been news last year.)

27.11.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a pleasure to read your erudite, informative threads Derek.

26.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Email says 

We are prepared to receive boxes tomorrow, as NY agents are travelling to WFO in the morning, and vill arrive to Winchester where they will start photographing and we will start scanning and processing the physical files. Once I see the volume, I'|l have a better estimate of processing times, although 1 suggest we do a rolling delivery to further demonstrate the FBIls commitment to delivery and transparency.

Email says We are prepared to receive boxes tomorrow, as NY agents are travelling to WFO in the morning, and vill arrive to Winchester where they will start photographing and we will start scanning and processing the physical files. Once I see the volume, I'|l have a better estimate of processing times, although 1 suggest we do a rolling delivery to further demonstrate the FBIls commitment to delivery and transparency.

🚨 NEW/EXCLUSIVE: The FBI turned over dozens of emails to me in response to my #FOIA request that provides a behind-the-scenes look at discussions involving the review and redaction of the Epstein files

www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

25.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4069    πŸ” 1725    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 111

Exactly that!

25.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The negative space is hurting my head.

25.11.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The meme asks for a name, not a picture. Umbrellas of Cherbourg.

25.11.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump administration orders US embassy to collect data on migrant crime in Australia In an intervention into domestic affairs, diplomats at the US embassy in Canberra have been instructed to report on migrant-related crime.

Can you believe this bullshit interference in the affairs of a country settled with 18th/19th century criminals and a further 12 generations of migrants. Rack off Trump, you and your mates. www.theage.com.au/world/north-...

25.11.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember the first time I saw my father in a pair of blue jeans in the 80s. I nearly laughed out loud.

24.11.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for finding the link! It's a great piece. Time for me to go back to this book. I'm often struck decades later by a need to return to something. I've got Daniel Deronda by my bed at the moment.

24.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tch! Pfft!

24.11.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the stuff!

24.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Torn.

24.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it? VW used to put me to sleep but I read a fantastic article about Mrs Dalloway in the LRB recently (plot included) and not I'm obsessed. I'm hoping I still have a copy in a box because I'm pretty sure it was on my literary studies 101 syllabus in 1984.

24.11.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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