Vorfalath, The Reasonable Cat Lady 🍁

Me: I was referencing Samurai Pizza Cats
Ally: I'm sorry I didn't get your reference. I know you were one of their 12 fans.
Me: :(
Ally: Every time you mention the show to me it just sounds fake.

Results will be at my doctor's in a week and a half ish, but I also need blood work done for a different thing and that appointment isn't until the 23rd, so might be a bit before I know for sure.

Chillin at the hospital, waiting for urgent walk-in X-rays wooooooooooo

You do exactly one (1) thing for 20 years and man oh man, your body lets you fuckin' know it.

GOOD NEWS THERE HAS BEEN SUPPORT REINSTATED.

Still hoping my doctor doesn't feel my back and go "oh fuck lol when is ur funeral and where do I send the flowers" but that's a bridge I'll cross tomorrow.

If I hear one more time how I need to do more while I lose more and more support, you'll all find a crater wherever I was standing at the time it was said to me.

Doctor might put me on medical leave tomorrow, i don't even know.

Job is gonna make me explode.

Man what

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

The fact that the Whitney biopic was titled "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" and not "Didn't We Almost Have It All" just makes me so angry

This is what should happen if you honk at a pedestrian in a crosswalk or creep forward while they're crossing

YouTube video by GUNDAM CHANNEL INTL Mobile Suit Gundam Wing 30th Anniversary Video -Operation 30th-

Nobody told me they made an updated intro for Gundam Wing's 30th Anniversary and I am so ashamed I had no idea it happened until now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueB0...

Watched the John Oliver thing on Twitter and thought it was good and the best part was not telling people to come here or another site but to interact with actual human beings. I wont do that because I have a responsibility to mildly antagonize the host of Jeopardy on here but it is good advice

oh my god it's so much cheaper to get work done not at the dealership, I have been a sucker. Car is getting real important work done today in the affordability range and then when I've got the money and time for them to order a part in we'll do the rest <3

Managed to get my car to the mechanic's first thing this morning. Everyone please send good vibes that she's gonna be ok and not need more money than I have to keep her road-worthy <3 I am so worried about my girl.

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

Italy's Gutmann had a Jaws themed long program and it was not only AMAZINGLY skated but I fucking adored every second of it. God, what a fun program I love her so much #olympics #figureskating

Here's a small portion of an animated bumper I made to promote a video game from @owlcatgames.bsky.social (Blind Descent). Seeing the latest advances in generative AI and how they've invaded space, I feel lucky to have at least produced this little piece from start to finish 🥲.

Let these boys be my pall bearers so they can let me down one last time, man

The completely unplowed parking lot of a strip mall, from the vantage point of a plowed restaurant parkinglot.

Anybody wanna hire a manager? Dog groomer? Really good customer service representative who handles all forms of client-direct communication?

Sitting in my car in an adjoining parking lot for an hour, waiting for a snow clearing crew that has been "on the way immediately" for 40 minutes, just so I can make a call on if we're going to be closed today.

A whole "We Didn't Start The Fire" this week, and it's only Thursday.

@spacetwinks doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown pagliacci: doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown

The Americans yearn for mercury in their lungs.

My Mom is wonderful and is hooking us up with a crew to get our driveway done ;-; That'll be such a wild help.

I would like to see Conservative y-o-y spending by category compared to prior years under the Liberals.

And then I want to see where the healthcare dollars are going. For-profit agency nurses? Check. Private clinics? Check. Developers? No doubt. Where else? Show us.