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Martin Nutbeem

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Digital Education at University of Bristol. Digital Accessibility & Students as creators. Views my own. Sci-Fi n' Horror n' Comics oh my! Video games on easy mode. Eclectic music tastes. He/Him, cishet, jaded. Punch up, not down. Bigots begone.

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Unsolicited Hick Pic.

10.10.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

"I just want to go home, then fall about on my stairs."

10.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's that thing where dancers walk up then fall off and bounce off a trampoline and back onto a set of steps.

10.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ed Tech vendors market this sort of stuff as time/labour saving πŸ˜‘

10.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😬😁

10.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still spitting feathers about it. It's a terrible idea.

10.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I so rarely go in there, I've never really got it or it's point.

10.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's unprofessional but also, I work in a generally very left-wing field where even the more right leaning folk are pretty chill and liberal. I can't see how sharing those views would be helpful to career progression or scoring freelance/consultant work.

Brain worms I guess.

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10.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Took me a few mins to work out how to remove the connection and unfollow them. Then I noticed someone else being a gobshite about Trans people. Disconnected them too for good measure.

When did LinkedIn morph from tedious business stuff to tedious culture war bullshit?

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10.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

LinkedIn is weird. A colleague messaged me today saying "Who's XXXX? You appear as one of their top connections, but they're posting a load of transphobic stuff so maybe you don't want to be connected?"

I go and look and yeah, they're picking fights all over the place being quite rude.

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10.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

How long have you been on it? When I was on a GLP-1 injection (ozempic) it took me a good 3-4 months before everything balanced out. Was pretty rough. Worth it though.

10.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Side effects?

10.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew what you meant πŸ˜‰

10.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, that I did not clock!

10.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wise words.

10.10.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Daddy Freddy - four times the world fastest rapper
YouTube video by Sawe.be.Chained Daddy Freddy - four times the world fastest rapper

Daddy Freddy on Record Breakers blowing Cheryl's mind.

10.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Ah yeah. I recognise that hard stare. If you move even a micron towards the front door that's taken as a signal it's time.

10.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‘

10.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sonic lushness 100% good times tunes.

10.10.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Man, I may well take you up on that the next time we go visit my wife's lovely Uncle in Nottingham.

10.10.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh those colours! 😍

10.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Business Rom!

10.10.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Prozac and Whimsy The ramblings of a mid 40s idiot as he bumbles through life

It's world mental health day as a little treat why not visit Prozac and Whimsy where I'm trying to figure out who and what I am these days

prozacandwhimsy.co.uk

10.10.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's pretty bleak. And yeah, they will, until the company server that avatar lives on gets shut down or the platform is bought out because digital always has a shelf life and nothing digital lasts forever.

10.10.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm always so jealous of these posts! 🀀

Might have to cook up a curry feast tomorrow or sunday.

10.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. Really struggling with reality today. Just joined in a Teams meeting from Monday thinking it was today 😩

I really need a nap.

10.10.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Strong work!

10.10.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cos it's often Jammin?

10.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah totally, I was looking for another video I saw of him doing it but this one was better. Anyway, thank you for reminding me.

10.10.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a great poem! Zephaniah is sadly missed.

Americans with thoughts about British food, please take note this is not about food.

10.10.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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