Martin Nutbeem

When I was small, we were playing football in a field when a helicopter made an emergency landing next to us.

I’ve thought about this two, maybe three times a day for the past forty years.

*2 people have shown giant veg.

Everyone's showing off giant vegetables then?

Sturdy.

Ooof.

Oh in that case totally normal.

Is that legally binding?

I mean, I've spent 50 years treating it like static I just tune out and that was before I could mute terms.

Same. But I do think it's nice they've got something to chat about.

Well, happy birthday then!

I'm doing the same with an air fryer tray. Need to fix it cos it's wobbly but it's also filthy.

🫂

People add you. You leave. I've done it dozens of times.

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Mind Piss Du Jour.

Of. Course. You. Can. Leave.

It's all so vague. Literally no detail.

Which men's magazine?
Which private event?
The quotes don't show up in news searches; it's Pedro Pascal FFS, they'd be everywhere.

I looked at that, a celeb gossip piece on a camper van website, and questioned it's validity. I couldn't find another source for it.

I suspect it's total bullshit. Possibly AI slop?

I am a third non-meaty but still savoury flavour. Probably miso-based.

Neurodivergent adolescents experience twice the emotional burden at school Negative school experiences generate twice the emotional burden in autistic and ADHD adolescents compared to their neurotypical classmates, and this is significantly correlated with depression and anx...

😂 No shit.
www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2025/ju...

Please don't use the H word. Hector was just trying to add a bit of pep into The Trojan's step and the term is historically inaccurate, therefore a slur.

(Scolds too)

Fife Today headline: Pensioner's huge cock in front garden is tourist attraction A Fife pensioner says his old cherry tree has become a tourist attraction after he shaped it to look like a giant cock Plus photo: a hedge that looks like a... rooster (decorated with comb and beak)

Roses are red
Rainbows come from diffraction

It can't be that ba-oh goodness gracious that's horrible.

Right, later than normal dog walk, under tree canopy in park. Hopefully hot air balloon free.

#TerrorSkyOrbsOfDeath

Bristol

International Balloon Fiesta.

Balloon club

It's important. People just don't know it.

I'm home alone this weekend so honestly planning on another nap. 🫡

I don't regret staying in bed, but that is pretty.

Hot air balloons over Bristol

Morning x

["The thing with you babies is"]+[The shittest opinion you've heard all week]