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Commissions from last nights stream!

when people are spreading misinformation about a security vulnerability caused by a company that kinda sucks so you try writing and rewriting a post to correct folks without seeming like you're defending anything until you realize that caring about things suck and just give up

#fatfur #fat #hyper #hyperass

party crasher

ぽちゃピザ🍕🐉

happy out of touch thursday!

Poking the rotund espeon and asking if they leveled solely on rare candies, only to black out and wake up hours later now room-filling.

using my powers to imbue you with a psychic aura that makes everyone think your current shape is perfectly normal for you and be very confused at your strange requests to be 'deflated' or 'rolled away from that crazy espeon'

tapping into a new, unusual mood for myself/quad-espy, which is 'yeah im round but if you say anything about it im gonna make you rounder'

i have so few pictures of quad-espeon round, the last one was almost a year ago... i gotta get more

its actually perfectly normal for your espeon's sloshing belly to brush against the floor. actually thats a sign you should stock the fridge with more milk Soon.

im the espeon in your house that drinks all your milk and hypnotizes you into no longer being mad about drinking all your milk so you buy more

Pirates raising the juicy blue flag to warn the ship they're chasing down that everyone will be permaberried after boarding.

his waddling is getting slower and slower by the second, i dont think hes getting very far

C🎨 for @blimpedbeast.bsky.social

🐍 VS 🐉

Vyper's vibes
#Deadlock

CW inflation, macro. Turnabout is fair play as they say. Something my buddy brace did involving me and @artzaph.bsky.social

It's world obesity day? Dude, this is a holiday for me. Lets celebrate by making you get even fatter.

I just wanna be put back in my place... (the sky)
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おだんご詰め合わせ（2024年Round10寄稿作品）

"the composer didnt have to go this hard" "oh man they didnt need to be that extra" yes the fuck they did and thank god for it. can't imagine how boring media would be if we didnt have people putting their whole ass into something that only shows up for a few seconds.

i hate this bird bruh omg she's so blimp
(totally not changing her as I draw her more)

[Feb 16] Imagine going on Stranded and becoming one of the show's most beloved players. Doing well multiple seasons over the course of a decade, but never winning. And then you and your evil feeder husband go on the show, and he does this at the reunion after winning a million dollars.

Those who are unwilling to accept the gift of Milk being levitated towards their mouth will soon find themselves incapable of turning down the gift of Milk ever again. Or turn town any gift, or really move under their own power in general.

I support any and all increases in production of milk, as well as its eventual and inevitable consumption (willing or unwilling)

Hey all! My boyfriend and I just moved into a new apartment (with my other partner on their way), so I figured I'd open for sketch comms! These are gonna be $45 for a single character in this style.

Fill out the form below if you're interested!

forms.gle/dNcV8Ytw2w8P...

[NSFW] [VORE] We're all allowed cheat days, okay.

[NSFW] [FAT] Trying to look serious is difficult when you're hauling around the weight of a creature who skipped hibernation season. I am not battle ready.

Also can I just be real and say that the people who get hyper defensive when you make fun of a game for failing are weird? Like yeah man people losing their job fucking sucks, but every single person who looked at Highguard could see it from space that it was doomed get over yourself.

Best Friends had a few prescient moments that have stood the test of time, but one of the more underrated ones was the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 video where they go online and see 2 people playing and Woolie correctly calls out, "The only people playing are other youtubers trying to get content."

i still feel terrible for everybody, even senior management - whose primary sins seemed to be just blind optimism and hubris more than malice - but there is a point where they are wrong to play with people's jobs like they have. you should not have hired 100+ people if you couldn't give them runway