Aubrin Kobold

Heavy machinery.

I haven’t seen any of season three but I’ve heard it’s had some serious cheaping-out issues.

So we got a roomba. I've made some... modifications.
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Ohhh noooo my bluesky account is deactivated until I click on this sussy link from this person that didn't even bother with a faux user name.

It even cleans up the destruction after!

So we got a roomba. I've made some... modifications.
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Just be careful not to pick on any other smols around Niir! She can get.. protective. And she has some special gifts!
... and she's psychic too!
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Camped out on the unassailable peak of Mt. Stupid, certain everyone else is the idiot.

Yeah and the Joker isn’t supposed to be an aspirational figure either. Some people are just champions of Missing The Point.

One of these prizes may very well be a much lighter coin purse .. you’re welcome!

Always wild to see real life people unironically reenacting the most outrageous acts of fictional turbo villains. Just without the act 4 heroism that’s supposed to set things right.

Well, the vein is squeezed in basically a vice.. like a nut in a nutcracker.

There’s at least catharsis at the end, being fiction and all.
Pretty on the nose though, despite coming out in the 90s.

A kidney issue actually. Basically an artery is bent too close to the kidney and it squishes a vein caught in the middle. Leads to blood in the urine.

In other news, I just learned in my continuing medical education that ‘Nutcracker Phenomenon’ is a thing.
It is also not what the name might lead one to think.

Just without the Scorched Earth Protocol kplzthx.

Hands down the worst thing about the current Democratic Party is that we deserve so much better, and they don’t get anywhere near enough stick for their bumbling, inept, spineless, easy-road flailing and limp-willed mewling.
It’s pathetic and they should (almost) all be out on their ears.

I swear the current…everything is particularly frustrating for Babylon 5 fans. Everything about the current administration feels straight up plagiarized from President Clark.

Oh yes times have changed quite radically and their inability to adapt is easily their most damning aspect.

The most gracious, generous and undeserved read from this is Chuckles sits in an isolation pod all day watching Leave it to Beaver and nothing else, getting all of his thoughts from the 50s and is constantly shocked that his mindset is outdated.
Ofc ‘spineless idiot’ is far more likely.

Next time you're at the Witchlight Carnival be sure to stop by the card booth! This.. boisterous #kobold has a fun game to test your luck and perception! Win fantastic prizes!
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Next time you're at the Witchlight Carnival be sure to stop by the card booth! This.. boisterous #kobold has a fun game to test your luck and perception! Win fantastic prizes!
#furryart

Yea

Oh! Oh! I'm good at touching stuff!

Well yea- oh the plant. Yeah big!

Nope, John Thunder was the stealth guy. Token native american. And their villains who I'm sure had no influence whatsoever.

Hmm don’t remember a stealth guy. I just remember being at Putt-Putt and some rando got the fire guy at the birthday party they were having and I wanted it so bad.

Yeaaah proper bits burst bikinis.

I had the sky guy, my brother had the dirt dude. Always liked the ocean one because he had a mustache like dad, and I remember the fire friend being pretty cool too but never had that one for some reason.

The veneer comes only from not saying the quiet part aloud even though everyone knows.