Scott Lyons, Artisan Grudge-Farmer*

The year is 1980. The US is at conflict with Iran, gas prices have surged, and the US won the gold medal in hockey. Harrison Ford is a movie star.

The year is 2026. The US is at conflict with Iran, gas prices have surged, and the US won the gold medal in hockey. Harrison Ford is a TV star.

This is weirder than the fake George Will stuff on YouTube, which is all slanted strangely pro-Carney pro-Canada.

Adding a hockey angle to geopolitical disinfo is very very weird and very much do not like it.

(The one about Green donating $10m to Iranian schools is funny. As if.)

LET’S MAKE A BALLGAME OUTTA THIS EH

Paxton just SO the first two batters. All is not lost!

Until it isn't.

The only thing that could make Canada a worse place to live than the U.S. is a Trump invasion. Which seems insane but Trump is insane.

It's not. But it's better than living in the current edition of the U.S.

This is a B.S take. Snyder simply didn't want to live in the U.S. I don't blame him.

I'm Canadian. I don't feel safe from Fascist America living here but I sure as shit wouldn't want to live in the U.S. given the choice (and I lived in the U.S. for most of the 90's so I know a bit of what I speak).

Creepy yes but the Trump photo you re-posted earlier is heaps more creepy and sick.

Here's why:

It's taken in the Oval.

It's POTUS

He is not a believer.

This clip is just some random person who has a miniscule amount of reach and influence compared to Trump.

Bless her little pink-shoe'd self.

The caddie riding on the back of the cart will never not be funny.

His base will grow, and he probably knows this.

Holy shit this is good

Who's idea was that?

It's super clever and a very lovely piece of type design.

I could go on and on. I will stop with a photo of my beautiful grandmother.

This war is illegal. It is being conducted in a brutal and criminal way. The US/Israel will not stop with Iran. They will come for the rest of you…at some point…unless they are stopped

There's a lot more going on than bungling.

If there's one thing Trump is good at, it's creating deliberate chaos. He's demonstrated this again and again. Jan 6 was his magnum opus as far as a crisis he orchestrated and manufactured, but he's wreaking havoc everywhere.

It's not just Keystone Cops.

Ya. People rightly noting the hat issue.

But in the images aired by Fox of the old transfer, the bodies in coffins were not of the soldiers being transferred home yesterday. This is arguably a much more grievous breach of the public trust than Trump's egregious hat protocol breach.

If you go straight back in my feed you'll find an entire string of posts about the deaths of those schoolchildren and military casualties as well. Post after fucking post. Cherry-picking a single entry so you can play artisan grudge-farmer on the internet is a cheap mug's game. So fuck off. Thanks.

Smithers worshipping Mr. Burns in a golden muscle suit

Fox News video of President Trump welcoming home the coffins of fallen soldiers this weekend

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The brains behind the Ottawa operation was Allan Gilmour, who is a great uncle of mine of some degree. He was what they used to refer to as a “confirmed bachelor”. Much of his collection of art went to the then-fledgling National Gallery.

And it's still fucked up protocol-wise.

I know our Special Little Bonespur-Boy® likes to cosplay as a military man, but it is not his place to salute.

(every time I see him saluting I hate him more)

Someone who uses the phrase "prosecuting this war" is a pretentious twat.

Imagine if you said this about a bar fight.

"I prosecuted a fight at Murphy's last night"

See how stupid it sounds? It's a gimmick to mask the brutality of what's happening, and pretend you're smarter than the next guy.

Needs a fart sound.

These are Olena Udovichenko and her son Hordii.

A Russian missile killed them today.

Olena was a teacher in a Kharkiv school, Hordii was a second-grader there.

Last night, Russia killed 11 people in Kharkiv, including Olena and Hordii.
RIP.

Canadian here.

Imagine being Vance and standing on a podium to encourage (urge, whatever TF he was trying to do) Canada (and the rest of the world) to join you in any kind of trade pact.

The hubris required for this, man.

Canada wants to be partners in trade, but look in the mirror J.D.

They Blowed It Up The Right Way

They blew up an elementary school Tom
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Great job. To think that there had to be a new law for this store to exist!

Coffee will make it better. It makes everything better.

(It can't reduce the amount of shite in your world but it can increase the amount of good)

My go to stovetop mocha with some frothy milk. It's President's Choice (big grocery brand) Espresso beans ground on the spot. Great every time!

BANGER