Scott Lyons, Your Next One®

Good news for Orwell, she didn't.

Maybe Trump is trying to hasten the Green Energy Transition®

An entire city (almost) defined on a symmetrical site plan and this twit comes and fucks it up for his rumpus room.

That's a Hall Of Fame roast.

Two white nationalists I exposed in a recent article showed up to try to intimidate me in person last night.

This is a press freedom issue.

Here’s what happened:

Ewwww

Motherfucker, the math that powers your war machine is ARABIC. The woman who enabled the GPS that enables you to rain death on civilians was BLACK. And let’s not EVEN talk about that the sheer number of immigrants and non-western folks who make this country what it is.

Fuck. You.

Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”

Delicious?

He's 80. He doesn't GAF about anything other than maybe dying very rich.

There are a lot of creepy things about Trump and his people. This might be the creepiest.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's Toronto Star

I am thinking more of the fuck plane? What happens to that?

BillyBob PullMyThumb might be worse.

"Are we at war with Iran?" is the Woke 2 version of "What is a woman?"

A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best

Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

Bullshit Jobs

Just happen to be listening to this:

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Next time someone asks you to sum up MAGA in 30 seconds or less, show them this clip of Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books.

Holy shit.

"I'm too smart to read"

It's almost 50% cheaper than a basic Air. Neo is aimed at a specific buyer – people who would otherwise buy a $600.00 low end PC laptop.

I think they will sell a lots them, to people who have never owned a Mac computer or to be used by young people - 'first computer' for kids.

Dude Sluggo with a Van Life teeshirt is sending me!

"War for the memes. War for the vibes. War for the Warriors"

If this doesn't sum of Hegseth!

Please god no. Hasn't this family done enough damage?

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

Professional Toilet paper

Margaret Visser once defined “professional” as someone you trusted because they had knowledge that you didn’t. There were three: The doctor, who you trusted with your life, the lawyer, with your freedom, and the clergy, with your soul. I wonder what she would say about “professional” toilet paper.

I've heard there are different kinds of boobs.

Sideboob

Underboob

Never heard of Afterboob.

It's war.

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Put simply, he’s as immature and ignorant as his boss. Such people should never be in charge of anything.

Or, put another way, he makes me want to puke.