Molly Dadison

This is a level of happiness I can only aspire to experience

Lemme get my Knuckles in that Tail

Just because I've struggled to get my realtor's license doesn't speak ill of the theory of the adaptive immune system

It's so much easier to pretend Measels isn't a serious issue if we remove our primary method of communicating data about Measels to medical professionals.

Congratulations on your new job at beach

She was always theoretical, but could we actually achieve a fourth Haim in our lifetimes?

Progress towards a fourth Haim???

I'm sure that's going to really help Marc's irrational return to office demands

Sounds like someone's ready for life in San Francisco!

Did you actually get to see the inanimate Nobel laureate?

This inanimate carbon rod!

If AI is actually going to become ubiquitous, I think the Amish were right about the overall concept just wrong about the point in time they locked in on moral technology.

make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's 'Showgirls'

This is such a delightfully gay list of powerful women to idolize

Some real Welch's grape juice you've got flowing there.

I have to applaud your concision and accuracy

The effect a dozen of these screens at the Fry's Electronics would have on me......

One of the best episode titles in the history of television.

Treat your computer with contempt.

Keep a hammer nearby to destroy it before it destroys you.

If it can talk to the internet, it can fart out your worst secrets to the public.

We're way behind you, but we're finally making progress on this series

The toy budget can get to be a bit much

Isn't it weird when someone "shows their ass" and it's not their actual ass, but instead a much less sexy idiocy?

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Me, rambling for way too long: It's not ADHD if I get back to my initial point.

Hey!!

It also used to be a Bridgerton Experience thing.

When appropriate, I need someone responsible to flash this card in my face like I'm an errant soccer player.

CalDOT can finally introduce "Oops! All Tire Spikes!"

He did nothing but cuddle, purr, and scream at me at 5, 6, 7, 7:15, 7:30, and 7:45 am (because his 8am breakfast was, in his opinion, late)