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Do we really need a wrapped/recap for everything?
Spotify Snapchat TikTok....
Life360 had a recap. I don't pay $0 for this service for you to tell me I used the 🔌 reminder 6 times.

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Death. Taxes. And an Iowa men's basketball crowd not showing up for a home game against a solid OOC opponent.

Hang on.

Hazy ringed moon

The view from my backyard

Arizona vs Florida College basketball is great

Starting the year off with a showdown. I love college basketball.

#cbb

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Why is Iowa St playing USC???

No Boromir slander please.

Mike Johnson: "If the president was a king, then the government would be open." (Trump yesterday said he no longer has a need for Congress.)

This is “let them eat cake” but dumb

The average mind cannot comprehend the insane athleticism of a 5’11 330 pound Samoan

What a horrible fucking spot

I have a box full of wine and a heart full of hate.

THIS IS WHY I DRINK

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

It's going to be this kind of game I see.

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#hawkeyes

If your BAC would have won a batting title, you've got a big fucking problem.

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These announcers...

That's not a catch?

Lazy black lab

Luna could not care less about this game.

*hitting hard

X has hiring hard this year. Hope 2 is ok.

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That replay took forever.

Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.

Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."

Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything

Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.

What I would give for a completely honest, anonymous assessment of this appalling and ludicrous spectacle from the commanders in the room.

Trump to generals: "Last month, I signed an executive order to provide training for a quick reaction force that can help quell civil disturbances. This is gonna be a big thing for the people in this room, because it's the enemy from within & we have to handle it before it gets out of control"

Trying to make himself look like Patton while saying America is under invasion from her own people.

Definitely not terrifying. Not at all.

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FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.