Mitch - New Social Media Smell

If your BAC would have won a batting title, you've got a big fucking problem.

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These announcers...

That's not a catch?

Lazy black lab

Luna could not care less about this game.

*hitting hard

X has hiring hard this year. Hope 2 is ok.

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That replay took forever.

Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.

Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."

Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything

Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.

What I would give for a completely honest, anonymous assessment of this appalling and ludicrous spectacle from the commanders in the room.

Trump to generals: "Last month, I signed an executive order to provide training for a quick reaction force that can help quell civil disturbances. This is gonna be a big thing for the people in this room, because it's the enemy from within & we have to handle it before it gets out of control"

Trying to make himself look like Patton while saying America is under invasion from her own people.

Definitely not terrifying. Not at all.

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

Let me make an early NOT-BOLD prediction: KF going for FGs IS NOT CONDUCIVE TO WINNING THIS GAME. Especially from deep in IU territory.

But that's who he is - you'd think we've all learned our lessons by now and just deal with the frustration.

#Hawkeyes

Didn't this Indiana QB bang a dolphin on The Boyz?

You weren't supposed to say anything

Can never have anything good

Bitch move from St Louis? I am shooketh.

Washington should never touch the ball again.

RIP Robert Redford 🙏

Man. That's a lot for a YouTuber.

That's not true. They're 7-3 over the last 10 games. It's the scheme, identity, and athletes. You decide what's coming first.

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Iowa Hawkeye Football wasting a great defensive effort.

That's I'm paid like I am

And then the shit special teams play

Ladies and gentlemen, defense.

He's not 💯 sure about that shoulder