Jester 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀

It's that time again bhoys & ghirls 🍀

Cold one out there today 🥶

Jeez. I don't mean to give away my age but I read that in an accent that ended with me saying 'total eclipse', after the harf moon of course.

True Person of the Year!

2 more sleeps 🍀💚

Isn't that just a deconstructed Pizza??

From time to time on SM, we see people asking about any jobs that are going. I have been told that Search will be taking on 120 call centre staff in Glasgow CC at the beginning of January. If you have experience, get in touch with them and get ahead of it.

Moved home about a year ago and entirely forgot that I had asked my folks to hold on to kermit. Had him as long as I can remember and they're going to drop him off. My drinking buddy is coming home 🥰

I do tend to go elsewhere over the holidays, nobody ever comes my way so it always just seems like a whole load of effort for nothing.

a cartoon bear is standing on a pile of rocks in the jungle ALT: a cartoon bear is standing on a pile of rocks in the jungle

😂😂

Pirlo has a Kyogo poster on his wall 😁

Scratching is usually pretty satisfying 😁

a close up of a man wearing a top hat and a coat . ALT: a close up of a man wearing a top hat and a coat .

Still trying to summon my Christmas Spirit this year, and it's not looking likely. Something that's becoming a theme for me. In 2022 I put the tree up on Xmas eve and took it down NY eve, last year I didn't bother with it at all. Depression eh? 🙄

Something I agree with. I never, ever, talk politics with either family or friends. It rarely ends well.

a woman with green hair is looking down ALT: a woman with green hair is looking down

Finally got out to see Wicked tonight. Loved absolutely every second of it, true to the musical with just a few minor tweaks. Sadly, my long suffering neighbours will now have to spend the next week listening to me belting out the soundtrack, badly, at the top of lungs.

Here’s a crazy idea. Let’s make sure the proposed new FBI Director can pass an FBI Background Check.

Who knows, maybe the stiff you are talking about will come out at some point but it's just not there now.

Greatest Xmas movie ever made 🥰

Same. With me and my brothers. We always sat as a family to watch it on Xmas ever and all 3 of us have continued the tradition with our own families.

You boy, what day is it?

I can already see that the next 22 days are going to put somewhat of a strain on our relationship 😂😂

😅😅

Can we at least agree that he is..

1. A cunt

and

2. An orange bastard?

* isn't a creep. Oops.

The thing about him though is that he a creep, discriminatory, sexist, or inappropate with women. He's just a cunt. Which is fine, because he's that way with everyone, except kids.

bUt ThEy WoRk HaRd 🙄

Cheers mate (and others who have replied). Reckon it's just an old fashioned mindset that not being in a blacksuit is somehow disrespectful. I'm a guy who still stops, removes his hat and bows his head for a hearse passing.

For a country that has an almost endless supply of Oil and Natural Gas on its doorstep, not to mention the Wind and Tidal opportunies from our countries unique geography, its criminal what we are forced to pay for our own resources by our colonial masters.

Attending my first funeral tomorrow since my wee nanna, and didn't think to check the suit jacket sooner and after 8 years of boozing, it ain't happening 😒

What are your thoughts? Do you get away with a grey or navy suit for a funeral, or even subbing for a black outdoor jacket?

Happy St Andrews Day 🥰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿