Caitrin

the thing about Hegseth is he's a symbol of just how bad it is to have a guy who knows fuck-all about being President at the desk. everybody else around him is to some degree another Hegseth. Hegsethism is the ideology of this presidency. quick somebody commission me to write a study of Hegesethism

american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry?

Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.

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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me

Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???

Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?

a genuinely great line

Monday morning mood

This is what raw milk proponents look like to me

Anyway, it's not an echo chamber, it's a neighborhood cookout in my backyard. Everyone's invited and welcome, but the second you act like a shithead to me or our neighbors, I throw you over the fence into the gully.

we rate dogs has made the jump. it's real now.

Reduced armor has made fencing even better now!

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”

HUMANS!

Have you heard The Good News? Have you heard about Bluesky?

I love this so much

we live in a time of heroes and never forget it

I remember the horse senator? And did Caligula actually declare war on the ocean or was that me watching I, Claudius while stoned?

Saw this on Reddit.
go.bsky.app/FojXegL

Wait, isn't your youngest like eight? Where the heck has the time gone?

The thing that really differentiates Bluesky is that it doesn’t feel like it was designed by a bunch of people who will lose their jobs if I spend a little less time on Bluesky.

I'd pay in a heartbeat.

is it really too much to ask for a video game that gives you an existential crisis and changes how you look at life?

Goose meme. Thesis statement: “Dude only food being tariffed is fancy foreign stuff, not something most people use” Goose: Where are coffee beans grown? Goose chasing human in a puffy parka: I SAID WHERE ARE COFFEE BEANS GROWN

If other government agencies join Bluesky and become your favorite agency just remember who was here first and who has two eagles in their logo.

Actual John Green Alert

Dog.

IT FUCKING OWNS.

Now that I have some muscles under my dad chub I could totally do a cut and then look a little bit glorious but I simply cannot find the desire.

People are like “you can still eat all the things you enjoy, just less” and I’m like “I don’t enjoy specific foods, I enjoy specific /amounts/ of food.”