Nathan Arizona

Entrenched legacy media editor: I had my misgivings about Olivia’s ethics, but I let myself be blinded by her dazzling talent
Average Olivia Nuzzi paragraph: The hip bone connected to the leg bone. The leg bone connected to the shin bone. My shin. The shin bone that connected to the foot bone.

My opinion of him can't get any lower than it has been the past 20 or so years, so this is just pure entertainment

some solid-ass riffs in this album, thanks for the introduction

Lmao. Can't even imagine what she was thinking the first time she saw Mac's dad in Mac and Me

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

he should just be flattered that he's the frontrunner for Biggest Weenie

sorry, you will only find bullets & bamboo

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"You know I had to ring a ding do it to em," says Benny from Fallout: New Vegas

you can get higher than an eagle,
cuz I got the finest feline weeeeeed

Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

that can be arranged

you try saying no to that scared greyhound face

Trent Reznor plays the bad guy, you never see it coming

Patty/Selma making the same face as one of the Easter Island statues

I prefer them on PlayStation 1

"I wanna meet that Dad!"

Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers "Ma, the meatloaf!" screenshot

MA, THE WHORE JUICE!

"The McDonald's was very busy, 5 times busier than normal. It was a record day for that store." The rest, idk what the context is, but c'mon guys not every clip is an "aBsOlUtElY UnInTeLlIgBlE rAvInG!"...Save it for the real hits (of which there have been a lot, and more are surely coming)

His name is Earvin Hollerin, bad guy, started out okay but recently was found out to be a "Terminator," and I said "not on my watch." I am deploying a Terminator Termination Force to Seattle to blow this "machine man" out of the sky! soccer is for flesh people, then we will deport his exploded parts

[insane laugh, smaller eye twitching]

His name is Earvin Hollerin, bad guy, started out okay but recently was found out to be a "Terminator," and I said "not on my watch." I am deploying a Terminator Termination Force to Seattle to blow this "machine man" out of the sky! soccer is for flesh people, then we will deport his exploded parts

Ey guys it's me, the female Howard Roark, you know, Mr. Fountainhead, well if I'd been around at the time Ayn woulda wrote that character around ME, I'm a living unicorn

now put your name on that desert building, playboy!

yep, for UGA boys that day is their Daytona 500

dang dude she is really in charge what a tough cookie

dry heaving to the cadence of each punctuation

get brought a little chipmunk? add some 'nip, some Churu, some vomited-back-up chipmunk, baby you got a stew goin!

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Live-action remakes of animated movies might be the most creatively bankrupt Hollywood trend of my lifetime. Nothing worthwhile about them.