At least Carlin isn’t alive to see this.
28.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 1012 🔁 364 💬 41 📌 29At least Carlin isn’t alive to see this.
28.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 1012 🔁 364 💬 41 📌 29these guys steal all my mealworms that I like to soak in the sun
28.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0well i mean, no open bar at the pentagon so what are ya gonna do
28.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 318 🔁 56 💬 8 📌 0make sure to check if your "master" alchemist is certified, for best results
27.02.2026 14:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it is now illegal at the airport to brew up a "Flavortown" situation downstairs
27.02.2026 04:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0entitled "Blood, Just Tremendous Blood everywhere"
26.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0whoa whoa maggot watch that proper form there, get that shit outta here. do em like drunk Gumby
25.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WE WILL USE THESE FUNDS TO AUDIT AND AUDIT UNTIL WE FIND ONE WE PASS!
25.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and to steal as much money as possible before the clock runs out lol
25.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hoooooo boy, this cretin really is trying to get himself killed
25.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Comments haven't kept up with salary cap growth. $30 mil isn't what it used to be, he'll definitely get at least that much per yr
25.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0too bad Annette Benning wouldn't work on him 😕
24.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you for this update
24.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nice name lol
24.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"and here lately, the Radical Left so desperate for Woke, are trying to cancel beloved cinema classics, up to--AND INCLUDING--Soul Man, they don't believe C. Thomas Howell was the Soul Man but we know the truth don't we folks, Thomas where are you, is Thomas here?"
24.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A man speaking into a recorder: Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
Here we are.
24.02.2026 12:43 — 👍 313 🔁 73 💬 8 📌 2Bible Fruit!
24.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0these people’s brains are fully cooked
24.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 195 🔁 25 💬 13 📌 1it's for the best
23.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0welp, can't understand the joke for him 😕 bummer
23.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh go eat some rocks!
23.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0that's just Cinco Technology, they've rebranded
23.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the cable company guys from South Park rubbing their nipps
oh we took all your money? gee, that's too bad
23.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it's called masochism. "gimme dem rhetorical Ken beatings"
23.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0strongest performance since Decker
20.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all my clash of clans homies be confused when I talk about Jonathan Supercell
20.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"the reason it's bad is because it's bad"
20.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just you try, gluttonous harelip! or are you too busy flagellating yourself?
20.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0did not know he had his own Chris Gaines period
20.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0distracts him with this bsky.app/profile/dell...
20.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0