Alicia the Cynic

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TREY REID WAS LYNCHED.

Found the perfect meme to send my birth mother.

It’s been 3 years today since my dad was neglected by and left to die at Methodist Dallas Medical Center. The pain, anger, and resentment still lingers. It will never go away. And I still hate my mother for controlling the situation and letting him die.

Omg I am having a fangirl moment!

It’s been a rough week.

Thanks!

Feed cleanse. My awesome Comet Goldfish in my pond.

Watermelon turtle #crochet #homemade #smallbusiness #womanowned

I need a drag version of Pride and Prejudice. Wish someone would get right on that.

The Crazy Crochet Lady makes penises. And other stuff. Hit her up for fantastic fun.

Laurie, had to cut back some memberships for a couple of months. Once things level off, I will resume. I know y’all will miss my flavor of crazy. 🤪 j/k

I hate having to downsize. Had to cut my expenses until at least September 1st. 😒

Netanhayu is a fucking terrorist.

There. I said it.

This is who runs this account.

Fight! Fight! Fight! 🍼👶👶

There are two valid diseases you can use.
1) Anal Glaucoma (can’t see your butt going to work)
2) Sicadis Disease (I am sick of this crap)

Neither requires a doctor’s note.

It’s perfect. 😍

Beautiful garden pond with comet fishies.

Working on this is the only thing standing between me and a nervous breakdown in these times.

I *love* it!!!!

I wanted to share my pond with you.

Dumbass being dumbass. 🤣 Jumped into the COVERED pool then panicked.

If applicable, don’t forget to turn your alarm off.

Necromancy in the Age of Fascism | Mortellus We will explore the intersection of witchcraft, necromancy, and political resistance in the context of authoritarian regimes. This class is donation only, with no minimum or maximum, proceeds benefit ...

Have y'all registered for this free workshop on May 31st? Grab a spot now and share with your friends! Lets talk about how to root fascism out of our communities.

I’d like to make this a deathy/witchy joke but I think…

If I were a spice (person?) I’d be Stabby Spice.

Me? Neuro Spice.

Witches when faced with an Antagonist New Witch: I'll do a spell to make it go away + spell - Intermediate Witch: Eh, how's one candle and a mushroom I found in my pocket for a curse - I hate you please die. Experienced Witch: Probably faster to just tell them to fuck off.

I am of the last group. Sometimes cursing them is just telling them where to go.

YouTube video by Mortellus Hello from the Crows Nest, Ep 4

A weary update from a busy morning.