Jenn(ifer) Jolley

Honest to gods I was watching this and thought, obviously the Koreans are not in charge.

ALWAYS

I hate saying this, but what am I watching on the Olympics right now?

Like, whaaaaaaaat.

Okay that's awesome.

Wait for it—they're going to start saying we can then turn the melodies into harmonies and put these harmonies in INVERSIONS. 👀

Whoa, so I just realized that Mardi Gras & Lunar New Year are this Tuesday, and Ash Wednesday & Ramadan are on Wednesday.

It's like the planets aligned with a whole bunch of partying and a whole bunch of penance.

I can't...

Oh damn that's brilliant

As a native Californian who knows we don't get nearly as many representatives as we should...🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Yes yes of course he's gay and married and lives glamorously with his husband in Eagle Rock.

I was invited to a donor's NYE/birthday party and he had a majority of his friends from HS there. He's 68 years old! I thought yeah I'm not really in touch with many of those folks except specifically on FB. Oh and I follow my HS boyfriend's IG with photos of his succulent garden.

My dad wanted to name me Sam. Mom was disgusted and said Julie was better. They compromised with Jennifer.

If I were a boy I would have been named Jonathan.

girl SAME like LET'S MAKE THIS SHIT GLOBAL AS POSSIBLE

Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

I THOUGHT SO TOO! Man, we're gonna need to comb through this video mañana.

That man has aged well damn.

WE KNEW IT!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Okay right? Because I'm like DUDE I KNOW THAT GUY I've literally seen him conduct!!!!

Who cares what was sung in Spanish when you had a LITERAL TELENOVELA ON STAGE.

Y'all knew what was happening.

I have 3 questions about the Half Time Show.
1. WAS THAT LIAM?
2. WAS PEDRO PASCAL ON STAGE.
3. Was that conductor Giancarlo Guererro "conducting"?

THIS GIRL WANTS TO KNOW.

(Sorry can't contain my excitement I almost cried.)

Girl me too. The Husband pointed out that Benito gave the stage to everyone else, like a Dickens main character that got out of the way to showcase the sub characters.

WAS THAT GIANCARLO GUERRERO???

OUR THOUGHTS EXACTLY

I screamed at the television when I saw this. It's like I saw my childhood neighborhood.

Well that's magic

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