10egg Industries

At 10egg HQ we force our employees to use "Egg OS" which runs like crap but we think it's funny so we don't fix it lol

I might run for president in 2028...

People keep calling me Joe...

MY NAME IS NOT JOE

Just saw a cybertruck in one of our company parking spots, so I sent one of my servants out to slash their tires.

Next time you give your money to a corrupt billionaire, it better be me...

MY NAME IS GRILLED CHEECE 😁

- Grilled Cheece 😁

gotta say, i watched Morbius for the 20th time and it didnt rly hit like it used to...😕

but then i watched it again and it was STILL AWESOME!

- Grilled Cheece 😁

I think I could beat Maurice in a thumb wrestling match

- Grilled Cheece 😁

i've jus been watching Morbius ALL DAY

- Grilled Cheece 😁

Someone in the lunchroom put an unpeeled banana in the toaster, but only half of it got cooked since the other half was sticking out. When it finished cooking, the man said "Mm mm mm, just how I like it!"

???

I'm torn between capitalism and communism; on one hand, I like making boatloads of money using slave labor but, on the other, I like free shit.

HELLO QUEERS! AM LOOKING 4 SITE WHERE I CAN STREAM DA GRIDDY MAN 4 FREE, PLZ HELP!

- Grilled Cheece 😁

Last social media app was ass, this one is gas 🔥🔥🔥

- Grilled Cheece 😁

Me when I'm in a "be an idiot" competition and my opponents are the DUMBASSES ON FLOOR 40

Grilled Cheece ran up to me, out of breath, and said "Look at this cool yoyo trick I can do!" before absolutely wrecking some poor dude's coffee mug.

Gotta say, I'm impressed

Jeff just griefed my dirt hut in Minecraft. This betrayal will not go unpunished.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FURRIES AT 10EGG WTF

I DO SELL CRACK AND AM BAD AT IT

- Grilled Cheece 😁

I don't sell crack, but if I did I feel like I would be good at it.

Just letting you all know I am currently in possession of the fabled "Monkey's Paw"

Marty parked in my personal parking space so now one of my servants places mouse traps in front of him everywhere he goes. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

gay sicko mode or gay mo bamba?

- Grilled Cheece 😁

dont forget family guy funy moments!

- Grilled Cheece 😁

Looked at grilled cheece's youtube history, here are some highlights:

- Ssundee among ussigma
- cutting sand videos
- 1000 dagree knife vs sope
- 2015 clean vine compilation
- how many potates to charge a car battery
- breaking bad best gustavo fring scenes
- friday night funkin vs grilled cheece 😁

Just overheard a conversation between two employees where one guy said "I can do this shit with my eyes closed" before biting off a piece of cardboard. I swear to god it even made a cartoonishly loud crunching noise when he did it

happy pride month! shoutouts to the genders, the homosexuals, and all the other sexuals out there 🫡

- Grilled Cheece 😁

For pride month here at 10egg, we are giving our LGBTQ+ employees a 5% discount off any item from our company cafeteria! We will also start playing 100 gecs over the speakers on our 1st floor lobby to celebrate

During a PowerPoint presentation we were having today about how to union bust, some dude in the audience yelled "More like union bustin a nut!" before high fiving himself and laughing.

I hate working here.

Just killed some1!

- Grilled Cheece 😁

Some dumb stupid idiot just tried entering the secret vault behind my office's bookshelf. I would have let it slide, but after telling me he thought my password would be 1234 I decided to send him to the carmine dungeon.

Some weirdo ordered 500 cigarettes to our corporate headquarters. Who in their right mind would need that many??