Shael Risman

My Apple watch has told me 4 times in the last two days that I seem to have fallen and now I'm concerned that I missed something.

While we are changing the names of geographical shit for no reason, may I humbly suggest the United Cesspools of America.

The Ontario/Canadian governments can control tariffs, but it is WE THE CANADIAN CONSUMERS that control this US boycott - not Doug Ford or even Mark Carney. Not any politician or party - just you and me.

Tighten your belt, elbows up, and keep BUYING CANADIAN.

Billy Joel cancelled his tour. But I'm not bitter.

He's just a short bald bearded Jewish alte kaker on a piano bench for chrissakes. If I wanted to see that I would just look in the mirror.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of the most vile and repugnant humans I have ever witnessed. I am hoping for some good ole fire and brimstone karma to cause her a great deal of physical and emotional pain. She is a festering, face-punched, two-bit Tonya Harding and she could not be worse.

So yesterday at a red light there was a Tesla stopped, and two other drivers had their windows down explaining to her why she should sell it lol. It was extraordinarily Canadian.

Me? I'm gonna Canuck these up a bit and hit the Metro parking lot.

Hi Red States near Canada! I'm looking at you Ohio, Indiana, Iowa, Montana, Kentucky and several more.

Canada sells you LOTS of electricity at really reasonable prices.

Karma is not pretty - better grab your flashlight.

The entire globe is essentially preparing for a world without America.

No matter what Pumpkin Mussolini tells you, that is not good for Americans.

Hi Ontario. We have reliably proven once again that we are too stupid to exist, but worry not! We are certainly taking care of that issue quickly and efficiently.

Bezos destroying the post opinion pages is just another reminder: Conservatives think free speech is when they can say what they want and when you can say what they want.

Hockey is still the best metaphor.

Someone ask god when the smiting is gonna start.

<waits patiently for Poilievre to figure out a way to blame the Pearson plane crash on the Liberals>

I can respect your right to practice your religion without an ounce of respect for it. It's not difficult. You can actually get pretty good at it if you practice as much as I do.

Happy 60th you glorious old flag. You mean more today than ever before. Shine On!

Well now at least I have someone to blame.

Make your expectations more reasonable guys. There isn't a man I know who, if the roles were reversed, would shave their legs in the winter.

Well I just euthanized my spirit animal.

Jews Voting for Our Own Worst Interests Watching Netanyahu smirk and shove his head up Trump’s ass should have all Jews questioning whatever we used to believe was right and just.

Watching Netanyahu smirk and shove his head up Trump’s ass should have all Jews questioning whatever we used to believe was right and just.

The geese are not joking tho for real

There's gonna be a LOOOOONG line at the gallows during the next Nuremberg Trials.

Epic and wise advice.

Canadians condescendingly describing to Americans how border security actually works.

The first ever recorded example of CAN-SPLAINING.

To every doomer replying to this with some version of "we can't completely disconnect from the US so why even do anything," kindly fuck all the way off.
You're why politicians get away with doing nothing in the face of looming threats, because you expect nothing from them.
"It's too hard!" Wahwahwah

I don't think Canadian politicians fully grasp how quickly we need to disconnect our economy from the US as much as is humanly possible.
Not just because their demented pervert president is trying to invade us, but because their other demented pervert president is trying to crash their own economy.

"I think with <The Orange Rapist Felon Predator> it’s SO important that he looks like he won something. I mean this isn’t gunboat diplomacy, it’s more like Al Capone in his Syphilitic period trying to do a shakedown.”
- Charlie Angus, Canadian MP

Never forget how hilarious we are America.

If you thought Canadians were funny before, check out all the tariff jokes coming out today lol.

We have a surplus of memes in our country now - would you like to buy some?

Omg I feel this so hard

Tesla owners should set their cars on fire. You know it's gonna happen eventually anyway so you might as well make a political statement.