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Dave Brockman πŸ’™πŸ’›

@davebrockman.bsky.social

Leftie, pro-EU remoaner, motorsport junkie, 80s music obsessive, comedy geek, frustrated DJ, education trustee, finance in the day job.

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Usually see it say it sorted.

13.10.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You need Tunes mate.

13.10.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's there to bask in applause to satisfy his giant ego, that is all.

13.10.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's clearly a war zone πŸ˜‚

12.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That plus people shitting in cat litter trays.

11.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands and says `` awesome job '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands and says `` awesome job '' .
11.10.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fraggle Rock. That is all.

11.10.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure the Reynolds Girls don't spend much of their time jacking either, but what's your point?

11.10.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would he care? There's no meaningful sanction beyond a slap on the wrist, and most people's opinions of Johnson are already baked in.

11.10.2025 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've no idea how he wrings a column out of pretty routine DIY jobs or domestic happenings every week. Most of just crack on with it. But the regulars in the comments treat him like Peter Ustinov instead of the tedious bore he is.

11.10.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give it a few years and there'll be a Trump golf course and a tacky gold plated hotel ☹️

11.10.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take it away, please.

10.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...until he had a crisis of confidence?

10.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Very few cover versions work, but Neneh Cherry doing I Got You Under My Skin was just brilliant. That constant driving bass, the dirty unpolished feel, just amazing. #TOTP

10.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Where's Philomena when you need her? #TOTP

10.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 374    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Even a minor Pet Shop Boys hit is better than 90% of the dross we've been subjected to this evening. #TOTP

10.10.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, that 747 is really paying for itself!

10.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hammer Time?

In the Name of Love?

Right Now, thank you very much?

10.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Various - Now Dance 903 - The 12" Mixes View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 1990 CD release of "Now Dance 903 - The 12" Mixes" on Discogs.

www.discogs.com/release/5178... Memories of driving from Portsmouth to Medway and back at [redacted] mph with this on the CD multichanger #TOTP

10.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a lot makes me laugh out loud, but here I sit giggling like Ron Swanson on Snake Juice.

10.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"When you said 'blue', I thought you meant 'filth'"

#TOTP #Taskmaster

10.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What? Like "Exodus, Mooo-vment of Jah People"?

#TOTP

10.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Farley Jackmaster Funk - Love Cant Turn Around TOTP (HQ) 1986
YouTube video by Requiem Farley Jackmaster Funk - Love Cant Turn Around TOTP (HQ) 1986

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlO1... You should watch his #TOTP performance - it's quite something!

10.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Angle grinder, more like.

10.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman singing into a microphone with a serious look on her face ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with a serious look on her face

#totp

No words necessary.

10.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely did. Then I met her several times, which was in no way awkward.

10.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bollocks: they used to rust to pieces after about 5 years. #TOTP

12.09.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Just the Two of Us - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (5/7) Movie CLIP (1999) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips Just the Two of Us - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (5/7) Movie CLIP (1999) HD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzvT...

This version's better #TOTP

10.10.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh do your own punchline. I can't be bothered.


#TOTP

10.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Toolstation, more like.

#TOTP

10.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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