Dave Brockman 💙💛

That's him. Halfway decent driver on his day, just that his days were few and far between

Also responsible for one of Murray's best reactions when his car overheated: "Fire! Fire! Diniz in the oven!" 😂

Oh that's sad. I've still got a signed letter somewhere in the loft when she replied to a technical question I wrote about Blue Peter. She did a huge amount for children's TV, and for women in a male-dominated industry.

As well as being stupid and irresponsible, it won't work. Gammons will still vote Reform, as Labour could never go far enough to satisfy them; while traditional Labour voters like me will be repulsed by the pandering to the right wing.

Oh I'm sure it was an "accident" which the IDF will investigate, clear themselves of any wrongdoing, and learn lessons from 🤮

bsky.app/profile/dave... At least this is a better headline than the BBC's

Trump just wants a Nobel peace prize. Can't we give him a gold plated replica to shut him up, then let the grown-ups negotiate?

Screenshot from BBC News "Analysis - Netanyahu's bullish address showed no signs of compromise"

Seems that BBC news can't spell "bullshit" properly.

They're not much better now. Oooh you've got a five litre engine! How much power does it put out? Enough to pull the skin off a rice pudding.

Mine just clicked over 55,555 while I was driving, and I didn't notice.

Need to do 11,111 more miles ASAP!

What time was the court case? Late afternoon?

70 year old Alsonso could probably drag a couple of points out of a mobility scooter on a good day 😝

Become? It was always like this. Rich nepo-babies, the aristocracy, even minor royals have all raced with varying degrees of success.

Even the drivers who have risen through the lower formulas have usually done so because they had enough money.

You're not wrong about his suit. It's probably quite expensive yet he makes it look like a Burtons "my first magistrates court appearance" special.

Me: Alexa, set a timer for 15 minutes.

Alexa: hmm, I'm having trouble finding Sex is Finer by Sixteen Limpets. Next time, try asking Spotify to shuffle your playlist. Did you know you can ask me for the latest news headlines?

As a teenager, I was told that taping the top 40 off the radio would destroy the entire recording industry*

But it's OK for mega rich AI companies to hoover up others' work for profit?

Make it make sense.

*post may include hyperbole.

Give him a Nobel piss prize and tell him it's the real thing.

Screenshot of a Facebook post offering a suede sofa, however the text reads "grey swede effect sofa"

That's a turnip for the books!

Not sure which is worse: Robert Jenrick for his abhorrent comments, or the Mail for amplifying the words of an absolute gobshite to stoke up more trouble. Heatwave next week and the shitrags are agitating for a riot, they won't be happy until a police van is on fire.

I'm not sure the kompromat argument holds water. We already know Trump is a criminal, a sexual abuser, and almost certainly up to his neck in Epstein related horror. And yet people still support him. What could be in those files that's so much worse than what we already know?

Protests which that shitrag is only too happy to fuel with their constant stream of anti immigrant hyperbolic headlines.

Please treat her like a wasp at a picnic: ignore her for long enough and she'll go away.

I've got a "rose" setup and a "pricks" punchline but I can't connect the dots... 😋

It exists. I forget its name but it's on after BBC Breakfast some days with Gloria Hunniford and Angela Ripon.

Do you still check his LinkedIn?

Can relate. Snotty agent came to quote for £000s of glazing when I was helping my infant son do some messy play and consequently was wearing about a tenner's worth of crappy old dirty clothes. He even muttered "I'm not getting a sale" under his breath. He was right, a competitor got my business.

Foreign correspondents > “Broke Britain’s on the edge of financial disaster, Labour’s out of its depth — and people are angry. I’m scared for what’s to come.” — Andrew Neill, Daily Mail, 22 July. Brillo lives largely in the South of France > “Migrant hotels are radicalising Middle England.” — Guy Dampier, Daily Telegraph, 22 July. Dampier lives in Germany > “Small boats and sky-high legal immigration will continue to wreak demographic havoc. This change is permanent. Millions of immigrants from clashing traditions will bring only more of their friends and families. None of these people are going home.” — Lionel Shriver, Times, 24 July. As Shriver explained in her column, she recently moved to Portugal, having previously migrated to the UK from America > “Epping proves the police are the paramilitary wing of the left.” — Richard Littlejohn, Daily Mail, 25 July. Littlejohn lives in Florida for much of the year > “All the online censorship & superinjunctions can’t keep the English down. Regime change.” — Former MP and Telegraph columnist Douglas Carswell commenting on footage of asylum hotel protests, X, 3 August. Carswell lives in Mississippi > “Unless our leaders get a grip — and fast — exasperated communities will turn vigilante. Then things could get really ugly.” — Isabel Oakeshott, Daily Telegraph, 4 August. Oakeshott moved to the UAE in January for tax reasons

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Many of the columnists seemingly egging on English rioters don't even live in the UK. Private Eye again

In the words of the great Emma Bunton, what took you so long?

Nah, I'm not taking the bait.

People are angry because broadcasters are stirring up shit like this, which makes people angry, so broadcasters report it, which makes people angry, so...

BBC news has for a long time been happy to parrot press releases and statements from political parties and businesses alike. There's very little - if any - fact checking. Reform have taken advantage of this with great effect. It's lazy, dishonest and unbecoming of our national broadcaster.