EAT A DICK, WEATHERMAN STEVE!!!
04.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
EAT A DICK, WEATHERMAN STEVE!!!
04.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0follow. your. dreams.
04.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
drugs won. the end.
-from my forthcoming book, “The War on Drugs: A Brief History”
and what time is brunch being served? -me to drill sergeant, 1st day of basic training
03.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
A pile of mannequin arms.
Police Raid Home of Suspected Arms Dealer
02.03.2026 13:41 — 👍 340 🔁 69 💬 20 📌 3
if dj kahled were a disney prince:
02.03.2026 18:56 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
[at a spider wedding]
congratulations to the newlywebs
Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.
02.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 378 🔁 96 💬 17 📌 6Who called it 3-in-1 body wash and not "lavage à trois"?
02.03.2026 14:58 — 👍 214 🔁 46 💬 4 📌 0
calm tf down 90s video game
02.03.2026 16:29 — 👍 111 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 2
i’m not so sure, fantasy for adults.
01.03.2026 19:41 — 👍 97 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 1
al dante? perfect!
01.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 81 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 1
me: how about a little nutmeg?
meg:
very first gulf war circa 1993
01.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you. i try.
01.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".
28.02.2026 08:28 — 👍 14550 🔁 3283 💬 416 📌 124
Therapy isn't enough.
I need to fight all 3 branches of government.
bro, come by. we’re gonna put each other out of our misery.
01.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
i feel like the illustration just creates more questions than it answers.
01.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The King is mad
28.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 5335 🔁 1101 💬 77 📌 28i know the world may end soon and everything. like for real. but why do baby carrots have to be so wet?
28.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 103 🔁 23 💬 5 📌 1set phasers to stunning. -gay trek
28.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 23 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0i put the hot in psychotic.
28.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 64 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 1😂😂😂😂 medical emergency
28.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0in for a penny, in for a pound…just in
28.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i would like a pound of the woke sausage, please.
28.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 129 🔁 28 💬 12 📌 1Very excited to have found a place at the airport that has “chef-inspired menus.” Love to eat food inspired by… the idea of making food.
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please scan the QR code for a short survey regarding my funeral
27.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0