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Text your husband "I know your secret" and he'll bring you so many presents!
You don't even need to know what the secret is!

04.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

high school prepared me for square dancing. a lot of fucking square dancing.

04.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t mean to brag or anything, but someone just stopped me on the street to tell me how dehydrated i look.

still got it!

04.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Museum Guide: So we keep all our best paintings here in this room

Me: *way too loud* HALL OF FRAME

Guide: *taking out tazer* Look away everybody

04.03.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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EAT A DICK, WEATHERMAN STEVE!!!

04.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

follow. your. dreams.

04.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

drugs won. the end.

-from my forthcoming book, β€œThe War on Drugs: A Brief History”

04.03.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

and what time is brunch being served? -me to drill sergeant, 1st day of basic training

03.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A pile of mannequin arms.

A pile of mannequin arms.

Police Raid Home of Suspected Arms Dealer

02.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3
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if dj kahled were a disney prince:

02.03.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[at a spider wedding]

congratulations to the newlywebs

02.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 344    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.

02.03.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 380    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

Who called it 3-in-1 body wash and not "lavage Γ  trois"?

02.03.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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calm tf down 90s video game

02.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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i’m not so sure, fantasy for adults.

01.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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al dante? perfect!

01.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

me: how about a little nutmeg?

meg:

14.12.2024 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 698    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

very first gulf war circa 1993

01.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you. i try.

01.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

28.02.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14558    πŸ” 3287    πŸ’¬ 416    πŸ“Œ 124

Therapy isn't enough.
I need to fight all 3 branches of government.

01.03.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

bro, come by. we’re gonna put each other out of our misery.

01.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i feel like the illustration just creates more questions than it answers.

01.03.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The King is mad

28.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5338    πŸ” 1102    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 28

i know the world may end soon and everything. like for real. but why do baby carrots have to be so wet?

28.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

set phasers to stunning. -gay trek

28.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

i put the hot in psychotic.

28.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ medical emergency

28.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

in for a penny, in for a pound…just in

28.02.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0