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me: how about a little nutmeg?

meg:

14.12.2024 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 690    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

very first gulf war circa 1993

01.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you. i try.

01.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

28.02.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14466    πŸ” 3261    πŸ’¬ 412    πŸ“Œ 123

Therapy isn't enough.
I need to fight all 3 branches of government.

01.03.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

bro, come by. we’re gonna put each other out of our misery.

01.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i feel like the illustration just creates more questions than it answers.

01.03.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The King is mad

28.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5038    πŸ” 1029    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 25

i know the world may end soon and everything. like for real. but why do baby carrots have to be so wet?

28.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

set phasers to stunning. -gay trek

28.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i put the hot in psychotic.

28.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ medical emergency

28.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in for a penny, in for a pound…just in

28.02.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i would like a pound of the woke sausage, please.

28.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Very excited to have found a place at the airport that has β€œchef-inspired menus.” Love to eat food inspired by… the idea of making food.

27.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3065    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 20
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please scan the QR code for a short survey regarding my funeral

27.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a blue shirt and a purple scarf is making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt and a purple scarf is making a funny face .
27.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hush little baby don't say a word
and never mind that rustling potato chip bag you heard

29.03.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 617    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

hmu if you need someone to run over the trash cans at the end of your driveway

27.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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just fucking do not!

27.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

(a full-blown crisis is happening)
me: NOBODY PANIC!! I KNOW ORIGAMI!!!

27.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Thursday, or as I like to call it, one day closer to the end.

26.02.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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my work as a gay dad is done here:

26.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

26.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody fucks like lil’ debbie! πŸ˜‚

25.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t know what you are talking about. those are beautiful, youthful eyes.

25.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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yes, please.

25.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a very small man in a red suit is dancing on a zigzag floor . ALT: a very small man in a red suit is dancing on a zigzag floor .
25.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s. doh!

25.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

24.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 17065    πŸ” 3839    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1