me: how about a little nutmeg?
meg:
me: how about a little nutmeg?
meg:
very first gulf war circa 1993
01.03.2026 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thank you. i try.
01.03.2026 02:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".
28.02.2026 08:28 β π 14466 π 3261 π¬ 412 π 123
Therapy isn't enough.
I need to fight all 3 branches of government.
bro, come by. weβre gonna put each other out of our misery.
01.03.2026 02:06 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i feel like the illustration just creates more questions than it answers.
01.03.2026 01:51 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The King is mad
28.02.2026 21:42 β π 5038 π 1029 π¬ 74 π 25i know the world may end soon and everything. like for real. but why do baby carrots have to be so wet?
28.02.2026 23:51 β π 52 π 13 π¬ 4 π 1set phasers to stunning. -gay trek
28.02.2026 16:12 β π 22 π 9 π¬ 4 π 0i put the hot in psychotic.
28.02.2026 13:49 β π 57 π 22 π¬ 1 π 1ππππ medical emergency
28.02.2026 03:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0in for a penny, in for a poundβ¦just in
28.02.2026 02:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i would like a pound of the woke sausage, please.
28.02.2026 02:18 β π 126 π 26 π¬ 11 π 1Very excited to have found a place at the airport that has βchef-inspired menus.β Love to eat food inspired byβ¦ the idea of making food.
27.02.2026 18:51 β π 3065 π 161 π¬ 118 π 20please scan the QR code for a short survey regarding my funeral
27.02.2026 16:53 β π 14 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0
hush little baby don't say a word
and never mind that rustling potato chip bag you heard
hmu if you need someone to run over the trash cans at the end of your driveway
27.02.2026 12:57 β π 116 π 32 π¬ 1 π 0just fucking do not!
27.02.2026 15:16 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1
(a full-blown crisis is happening)
me: NOBODY PANIC!! I KNOW ORIGAMI!!!
Itβs Thursday, or as I like to call it, one day closer to the end.
26.02.2026 13:31 β π 118 π 55 π¬ 3 π 1my work as a gay dad is done here:
26.02.2026 15:35 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0ππππ
26.02.2026 02:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nobody fucks like lilβ debbie! π
25.02.2026 21:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i donβt know what you are talking about. those are beautiful, youthful eyes.
25.02.2026 17:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yes, please.
25.02.2026 17:01 β π 19 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0thereβs. doh!
25.02.2026 01:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
24.02.2026 16:53 β π 17065 π 3839 π¬ 11 π 1