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al dante? perfect!

01.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

me: how about a little nutmeg?

meg:

14.12.2024 16:33 — 👍 690 🔁 144 💬 17 📌 4

very first gulf war circa 1993

01.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thank you. i try.

01.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

28.02.2026 08:28 — 👍 14488 🔁 3264 💬 413 📌 123

Therapy isn't enough.
I need to fight all 3 branches of government.

01.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 163 🔁 37 💬 6 📌 0

bro, come by. we’re gonna put each other out of our misery.

01.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

i feel like the illustration just creates more questions than it answers.

01.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The King is mad

28.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 5126 🔁 1042 💬 74 📌 25

i know the world may end soon and everything. like for real. but why do baby carrots have to be so wet?

28.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 74 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 1

set phasers to stunning. -gay trek

28.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 22 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0

i put the hot in psychotic.

28.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 59 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 1

😂😂😂😂 medical emergency

28.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in for a penny, in for a pound…just in

28.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i would like a pound of the woke sausage, please.

28.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 128 🔁 27 💬 11 📌 1

Very excited to have found a place at the airport that has “chef-inspired menus.” Love to eat food inspired by… the idea of making food.

27.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 3070 🔁 161 💬 119 📌 19

please scan the QR code for a short survey regarding my funeral

27.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

a man wearing a blue shirt and a purple scarf is making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt and a purple scarf is making a funny face .

27.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hush little baby don't say a word
and never mind that rustling potato chip bag you heard

29.03.2025 15:09 — 👍 618 🔁 81 💬 11 📌 3

hmu if you need someone to run over the trash cans at the end of your driveway

27.02.2026 12:57 — 👍 116 🔁 32 💬 1 📌 0

just fucking do not!

27.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

(a full-blown crisis is happening)
me: NOBODY PANIC!! I KNOW ORIGAMI!!!

27.02.2026 13:46 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

It’s Thursday, or as I like to call it, one day closer to the end.

26.02.2026 13:31 — 👍 118 🔁 55 💬 3 📌 1

my work as a gay dad is done here:

26.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

😂😂😂😂

26.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nobody fucks like lil’ debbie! 😂

25.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i don’t know what you are talking about. those are beautiful, youthful eyes.

25.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yes, please.

25.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

a very small man in a red suit is dancing on a zigzag floor . ALT: a very small man in a red suit is dancing on a zigzag floor .

25.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there’s. doh!

25.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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