FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?
05.03.2026 07:15 β π 3520 π 1501 π¬ 124 π 120FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?
05.03.2026 07:15 β π 3520 π 1501 π¬ 124 π 120Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble sayingβ¦ I've stopped the cock
Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.
05.03.2026 07:35 β π 2493 π 872 π¬ 57 π 45
Dean our Paperboy announces he is standing for Reform in the next council elections.
βWhy?β I sadly ask.
βMr Anderson has promised me all the Greggs I can eat plus a new BMX & Simple Sally in the village shop is standing too. Sheβs been promised lots of wood shavings & mince.βπ¬
Yes, what is so good about a talking dog that sells insurance?
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Behold! A $3 million American missile, launched by a $200 million jet that flies at a cost of $20,000 dollars/hour to kill people who live on less than $10 a day in Iran.
Meanwhile in America, lawmakers believe that a $6.20 daily SNAP benefit is wasteful spending, #Corruption #Murphyisms
NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities
McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.
Oh dear, another Israeli false flag op? To nudge the UK??
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'Iranian' drone found in Cyprus wasn't from Iran.
Where was it from?
*hint* Israel is nextdoor
π¨Jeffrey Epstein predicted President Trump was so "psychotic" he might INTENTIONALLY start a warβlike bombing Iranβto distract masses. "If I go down, I'm taking everyone with." He also equated Trump to a cornered rat.
"They become extremely dangerous and unpredictable." β¬οΈ
Itβs looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.
Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
π¨ Rep. Jason Crow sits on the Intel AND Armed Services Committees.
He just said three words:
βTrump is lying.β
There was no imminent threat. No intelligence. Nothing.
CNN is now reporting that classified briefers told Congress the same thing β undercutting the entire justification for this war.
Via @privateeyenews.bsky.social ππ
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An excellent breakdown of all areas of Brexit damage
By 2025, Brexit has reduced UK GDP by 6 to 8 per cent.
Thatβs Β£240bn per year that our economy has lost.
Not βmight lose.β HAS LOST
Does it come in blue or red?
04.03.2026 14:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Once more with feelingβ¦
03.03.2026 13:08 β π 4637 π 1339 π¬ 208 π 62It's a bit like "Simon says", just for racist ignorami.
04.03.2026 14:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sinking an Iranian ship in international waters without warning has to be illegal?
The Dept of Defence in the USA is out of control
Hegseth is a dangerous moron
JD Vance is bragging about crushing an enemy before they can attack us, boasting about controlling another country, dismissing US mass murder as tragic accidents and justifying it with fake assassination attacks on Trump AFTER they started the war.
Modern day Nazi Germany.
And the US is running out of its unlimited supply of missiles already.....
04.03.2026 13:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, so Trump has cerebrofaecal syndrome?
04.03.2026 13:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Republicans showed one of their tricks: screw up the election website so nobody knows where to vote, then have the state court say that's fine.
04.03.2026 13:19 β π 3 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Let me get this straight: we gutted every social service to fund the military, and the military is running out of missiles in less than a week?
04.03.2026 12:35 β π 52 π 15 π¬ 4 π 1Trump's boss meets him for a special anal operation
Trump White House clarifies that "Operation Epic Fury" isn't a war, but a "Special Combat Operation," echoing the Kremlin's "Special Military Operation" used to describe the invasion of Ukraine. This language is used by criminals to bypass congressional approval in their weak, corrupt countries.
04.03.2026 12:33 β π 1616 π 669 π¬ 115 π 39But he looks like John Belushi in sunglasses? Curl up and Dye!
04.03.2026 13:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thomas Fugate Has ZERO Experience in National Security,
Intelligence or Fighting Terrorism...
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www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
1. The technology the military uses flies in the face of how scripture says the world works.
2. Indoctrination into Christian nationalism when troops already isolated from the world is cult like behavior.
3. Separation of church and state, bitches.
Tried writing necrotising fasciitis to describe the rash on Trump's neck. Autospell changed it to necrotising fascist. Works just as well for me!
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