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If (and only if) you can identify this man then yes, proceed with your Iran hot takes…

I will never entertain impostor syndrome ever again.

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

American dude version: “Just comply with ICE and let them do their job” = I have multiple DUI citations and juuuuust got to switch out my whiskey plates

Call them. You’ve been algo’d.

Block Club Chicago: Chicago Just Named a Snowplow "Abolish ICE"

WE DID IT!!!

Yay to all of us that voted for the name - I can't believe they actually took it!! 😂

I never stopped using it! How could I, when Kate Andrews exists?

We went to Walt Disney World every year I was in elementary school and we always stayed at the Contemporary Resort. The club ‘Top Of The World’ there was obvs named after the Carpenters song, and was constantly advertised on the Disney information channel.

One of my neighbours has yappy Pomeranians x 4 and didn’t bother training them.

Anyone know the date of Peter Mandelson’s birthday? #thankunext

I would be remiss if I didn’t say it’s also International Whippet Day - celebrating with this guy later! #internationslwhippetday

And mine! 🙃

It’s his birthday LOL

On his birthday (and, uh, mine)!
The producers of 24 Hours in Police Custody could do the most amazing thing…

ANDREW MOUNTBATTEN ARRESTED

I have started playing Patriarchy Chicken on the street - that’s when you do not move out of the way of men who assume they have priority on foot. It’s always some guy in a terrible, expensive suit.

I’m sure you are aware this exists but if not… @steviechick.bsky.social

Joel and Ethan Coen, Thomas L. Friedman, J. Elvis Weinstein, Peggy Flanagan. Al Franken attended but did not graduate because he transferred to The Blake School.

Widget doesn’t even smell of wet dog when he IS a wet dog. Whippets only smell if they apply Chanel No.2 to their pulse points or remix something they’ve eaten into phasers-on-stun level flatulence.

My dad snuck backstage at a JB show in Chicago before I was born. JB, all smiles, to my dad: “What’re you doing back here, white boy?” Dad also made us do the Popcorn dance whenever he popped it for us.

I’ve changed my profile photo to support the brave survivors who are travelling to DC this week to attend Pam Bondi’s hearing before the House Judiciary Committee, in which she will be questioned about the mishandling of Epstein files on February 11. Please show your solidarity by sharing this post

Honestly I practice Goth skincare to some degree and only use block when I am unavoidably going to be in the sun on a hot summer day. Try adding a teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda to Simple cleanser for gentle exfoliation and to soothe chapping etc.

Former Body Shop sales clerk here to say that all you need is some Simple moisturiser and sunblock. You can get collagen through your food, and zinc and magnesium help too. But I am partial to Neal’s Yard frankincense range too.

Grappling with his ‘conscious’ (sic omg) must mean a solo mission with a bunch of Rioja

I’m sure it was number 14 😉

This is me at the vet when Widget has weigh-in.

Or concerned by the environmental nightmare that is the data centre?

Widget does Scottish Widows

Five bucks to Ilhan Omar by midnight, I’m sure!

I am amazed that for once, an arty heterosexual Glaswegian man between 50 and 70 has not chosen…
…Tom Waits!