Papa 9-1-1

Bed head

Met someone at a party the other evening who told me what her favourite Shirley Temple film was within the first 15 minutes of conversation, unprompted. Managed not to grab her by the lapels and scream BE MY FRIEND, which I find tends to put people off.

You followed me back at a time when any influencer I followed ignored me. Meant a lot to someone who was new at makeup

Fast food item you want back and please don’t say snack wrap

Woke up with Energy from Renaissance stuck in my head and now I’m desperately missing the summer of ‘22

Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her

Kosher? I hardly know ‘er! 🐷

Someone I freelanced for left the “ask ChatGPT” line at the end of her slack message to me.

She was confirming an assignment deadline. Two sentences.

At Least I’m hot is my fav and of course Towa is on it because how could she not be

Reaching rent has been EXTREMELY hard and stressful these days. Can you help me get the drop on it BEFORE a last minute panic?

$700 due Sunday morning. #PleaseShare, and help if possible? With my complex disabilities, my life depends on housing!

#MutualAidRequest
#DisabilityCrowdFund
#HelpSky

Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.

The Pedro Pascal smear campaign And sexual harassment allegations against a leftist influencer.

Pedro Pascal spoke up for trans rights and has been targeted with a smear campaign as a result. False allegations lobbed by TERFs have since become a meme and entered the YouTube podcast sphere—not unlike the previous anti-MeToo smear campaigns I’ve covered.
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10 years since BRAT came out and changed summer forever. What was your favorite song from back in the day?

How many of them are there

Wow this sums up how I’ve been feeling lately, beautifully

Help why do all the posters look like budget video game covers

having biscoff cookies for breakfast because I’m an adult with free will.

#BookSky

Me: “I don’t know how to be popular online”

Also me: “wow people seem to really like when I post 🍑 and 🦶…anyway here’s a hot take no one asked for”

Screenshot of a news article from The Globe and Mail with the headline: "Judge halts deportation of non-binary American in landmark ruling after Trump’s gender edicts." The article is written by Marie Woolf and was published in Ottawa 4 hours ago, with an update 3 hours ago. The website navigation bar includes links to Home, For You, Canada, World, Business, Investing, and Personal Finance.

In a major precedent setting move, a Canadian federal judge blocked the deportation of a nonbinary US citizen because the Canadian immigration office failed to adequately assess the conditions for LGBTQ people since Trump took office.

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Cuomo announces his general election run by proving the Mamdani sauce ain't so easy to cook up on the spot with half the ingredients

Laking toads?

They don’t seem to understand that we’re not worried about rich peoples’ well being

Good :)

I don’t think I’ve seen trains move this slow

I don’t think I’ve ever been more physically, mentally, and emotionally drained.

Andrew Cuomo has spent millions on his legal defense against his #MeToo accusers. New York taxpayers are footing the bill | CNN Politics The state has expensed more than $20.5 million for the legal defense of Andrew Cuomo and several officials who worked in the executive chamber.

“Being forced to hire attorneys to simply prevent the former governor of New York from abusing you legally with taxpayer money is, is a sentence that you kind of can’t really believe exists in the wild, right?” Lindsey Boylan said in an interview with MJ Lee of @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2025/07/10/p...

Every time im honest about not liking something i get told im “ruining peoples fun”…

Yall care too much about what other people think

The crazy part is feeling sad out of nowhere, then remembering why you’re sad, and then feeling sadder.

Whatever happened to unethical monogamy?!