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Your Mom Loves Me. Go ahead and ask her…. Gamer Dad Twitch Affiliate Minecraft and Hytale Former musician Rush fan 🏳️⚧️ ally www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming ** I will not follow back political accounts.
Can’t complain. Yet, anyway.
05.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Morning all. Happy Thursday to those who celebrate.
*makes coffee and eggs*
I still can’t get downward faceplant dog yoga out of my head.
Titties
Hrmmmm…. I dunno….
05.03.2026 04:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Not over reacting. This is valid.
Only person all the time?
It’s true.
05.03.2026 04:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, I understand that.
05.03.2026 04:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That’s fucking coooooooool.
05.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m not embarrassed. That was me at 18…. Ok. Maybe a little lol
05.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ahhhhhh ok. I remember that photo lol
05.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We do?? Have I seen this picture? Lol
05.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You mean that thing I never used?
05.03.2026 03:39 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I mean, the guest room bed is comfy as far as I remember.
Sleep for me is so important that I’ll give up a queen for a double just to be comfortable.
Downward faceplant dog? Is that the one that looks like….
I joined the Army at 18 instead of going to school like I should have.
05.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
That’s the worst. Not being able to sleep just sucks.
Tried a body pillow between your legs to help align things? That works for me sometimes.
Oh I know…
Have you tried yoga?
*runs and hides*
*plays bassline*
05.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oooch…. Hips are a bitch. Can PT help?
05.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Scotch one mile walk for 3/4/26 PM
3/4/26 PM
05.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It took me a second….
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I stood on the beach as part of an honor platoon for the 50th Anniversary of D-Day, in Normandy France.
05.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0This could have been a draft.
05.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 72 🔁 20 💬 7 📌 0How fucking cool is that??????
05.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Fuck me…
Why does Star Wars suck so bad now?
God Star Wars sucks total dirty ass now…..
05.03.2026 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not YOU.
And yes, I should have asked you first.
Rant
it’s tough to get good nutrition advice because everyone has an agenda.
Very few content creators are honest. They are being paid to shill one thing or another or say outrageous things just for clicks.
I just wanted to know what a good high protein snack would be. Fuck.
/rant
*taps the sign*
05.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Same.
Most days I just hit like and keep scrolling.
I was in Europe in the 90’s and Pulp, Oasis, Radiohead, Blur… there were everywhere.
05.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How I feel when someone blocks me.
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