Scotch Tape™️ therealscotchtape

Boooooo

02.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Workout information for Scotch from his Apple Watch.

This is going to be a thing a couple nights a week:

02.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And anal beads.

02.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t even with you.

02.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me: Are your nipples pierced or are you just glad to see me?

Them: Sir just fill out the deposit slip so I can finish this transaction.

01.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You sure?

01.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ope!

01.03.2026 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I played WoW from Alpha thru Warlords of Dranor. I am also an avid Minecrafter.... I'm used to things taking many hours to do.

01.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Welp, loaded up No Man's Sky... let's see if it plays nice with Linux.

01.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

We are getting rid of a LOT of things. The purge has started.

01.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks! I've almost got a studio like you have! If I could just get rid of this bed.....

01.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Scotch’s gaming rig.

At this point it’s becoming ridiculous, really.

It’s gonna be a bitch to tear down when we move but… it’s my happy place.

01.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

My grandmother is rolling in her grave.

01.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YouTube video by Venjent - Topic Remember Why

Mood:

01.03.2026 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gravy*?

*sauce

01.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon horse is laying down on the ground . Alt: a cartoon horse is laying down on the ground .

01.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would be honored to assist and give my time freely.

01.03.2026 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unknown.

01.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let me know if you need a second opinion on anything.

01.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good question.

01.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They really are….

01.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a striped shirt and tie is smiling and looking at the camera . Alt: a man in a striped shirt and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .

01.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am impressed.

I just got a bottle of Woodford’s Reserve and it will last me a month.

01.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Starting to make the plans…. California is the end goal.

But first, a sammich.

01.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I dunno?

I don’t have boobs so experience is limited.

01.03.2026 18:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WOW. That's a deep cut from the 80's.

01.03.2026 18:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why are boobs?

01.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 9 📌 0

That reminds me, I wanna make banana walnut bread

Morning!

01.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very solid list. =)

01.03.2026 16:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes.

01.03.2026 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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