Andrew Rothstein

Partner says chat gpt gave him a case but he is at the cabin and doesn’t have westlaw but to use that document.

Question 4: do you start looking for an in-house gig before or after the show cause hearing?

Question 3: other partner emails you with something he says is urgent with THREE exclamation points and a competing deadline and it’s your anniversary.
Which two people are you disappointing and why?

I mean for undergrad it’s absolute trash. That’s not to say it isn’t trash for grad schools just that’s it even more trash for undergrad.

It’s extremely weird for the president to look into the camera and tell the American public they OWE him. Right?

You’d have the second email send a password protected file but the password isn’t there so you have to email them back to obtain the password but then they send back the wrong password so you have to email the partner again in a way that doesn’t make them feel stupid , wouldn’t you?

For extra credit tell them it’s a contract redline headed to OC and they need to make the document remove personal information before sending.

They also lose some points if they don’t save a new copy, and accept all redlines before doing next revision.

You sick bastard

I know agencies can claim it for FOIA related stuff but this is patently absurd.

For the last time, those are not bribes they are non-performance based supplementary compensation for services rendered

The ATTORNEY GENERAL won't provide the DOJ's reasoning for signing off on blowing up civilians in international waters.

Their response was much nicer than mine would have been. Which would be to update his article to include his having authored this stupid letter and cross-listing his page associations with “bad facial hair” “baboons” and “tertiary sphyilis”.

As a Bills fan let me set the record straight. If you comment on my hat, I’m not happy, I’m freaking ecstatic.

Faine, wtaf?

And led to some weird kitchen erections.

KC’s biggest mistake was not having Josh Allen on the field for the 75 yard Hail Mary.

Kansas City Bad New Bears

Although I guess that wasn’t game winning.

Nah. We both already forgot about yesterday’s cardinals fumbling an interception and kicking it back into the end zone where the titans recovered it for an offensive touchdown

That might be the stupidest game winning touchdown of the year.

50!? That’s like making yourself a glass of spiked lemonade with everclear instead of vodka.

Super troopers: dude in flannel humping a fake bear. AKA the BEAR FUCKER ARE YOU IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE scene

Bear fucker do you need assistance?

And is he saying he didn't write it or that the email used all lowercase and that he didn't write it in lowercase? I'm unclear about that.

What at first might be suspicion about "are they sucking up to me or giving me preferential treatment?" becomes just how it is, or with support staff you might be insulated from the preferential treatment to begin with.

Until you get to the DMV where everybody is equally unhappy.

I mean being famous or exceedingly wealthy strips you of most normal societal experiences and interaction. With few exceptions you don't wait in line, you don't handle minor tasks, needs are accommodated, etc. Forget taking your car into the shop, they pick it up/your assistant did it.

Anybody else curious why (and how much) Bari Weiss was paying an economics professor to write about ai virginity?

$150 million for 170,000 subscribers and access to top notch journalism like Tyler Cowen’s piece extolling the virtue of that ai “actress” being a virgin.

www.thefp.com/p/my-favorit...

It’s a sloppy push poll.

Can’t wait for Noem to repeat yesterday’s complaints in a few months. “The stores won’t let the guardsmen buy hot cocoa! “

Big 👉👈 uwu senpai energy

This is how the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.