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Andrew Rothstein

@asrothstein.bsky.social

Minnesotan lawyer (not your lawyer) and photographer. Nothing I say on here is legal advice. Fan of the outdoors, public health, sports, and many nerd things. All views and skeets are my own except the bad ones. (He/Him)

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How much smoke would you have to blow into a trumpet for a cloud of it to be visible coming out of the trumpet?

02.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would they inhale? Their trumpet player's signature move is to take a big hit and then blow the smoke out his horn.

02.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OOOOPS ALL INSIDER TRADING.

02.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HORNS INTENSIFY

02.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to assume it would be called Al Gore Created the Internet.

02.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat

I don't know what I expected

02.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also I spent a DECADE making mein tattoo jokes.

02.03.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This somehow undersells how bad Platner has handled things.

02.03.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Try Tamarind in Edina.

02.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We also would have accepted "ly"

02.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm port something...

02.03.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. While it greatly reduces the odds (Shingrix has 91-97% efficacy rate), you can have breakthrough. Still has the added benefit of reduced severity and duration for most people amongst those who develop shingles.

02.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Roberts Court's position is that if you deserved justice or due process you would be rich bsky.app/profile/mjsd...

02.03.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1636    πŸ” 506    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 10

A good caprese sandwich is fantastic.

02.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trump administration hates innovation

01.03.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

I meant more that you have to spend way too much time addressing: wait what? that’s not how it works. But seriously it isn’t. Here’s a million things saying it doesn’t.

02.03.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf and saying `` i declare bankruptcy ! '' Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf and saying `` i declare bankruptcy ! ''

It’s the law version of dealing with this.

01.03.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OP wins the silver medal in the new political pain Olympics and what aboutism biathlon.

01.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those poor judges.

01.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the record I was joking. With no exceptions…except maybe the Threadnaught.

01.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: *generally waves at Opposing Counsel*

01.03.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s easy, you just ask the ai to show you all the relevant papers and to summarize the findings.

01.03.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When people tell you who they really are, BELIEVE THEM.

01.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t unsee this you brilliant bastard.

01.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get in line.

01.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I regret to inform you that the invasion of the shire happened in the third age, not the Middle Ages.

01.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Which congresscritter do you think would have the most obnoxious drink order?

01.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He has done so many terrible things, especially to the trans community. Remind me which thing in particular the original post was about? It’s hard to keep track of all the lines in the sand people keep saying he won’t be allowed to cross.

01.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uggggh don’t make me have to travel to Cleveland.

01.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are cheese Hamantaschen!?!?

01.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0