Andrew Rothstein

How much smoke would you have to blow into a trumpet for a cloud of it to be visible coming out of the trumpet?

Would they inhale? Their trumpet player's signature move is to take a big hit and then blow the smoke out his horn.

OOOOPS ALL INSIDER TRADING.

HORNS INTENSIFY

I have to assume it would be called Al Gore Created the Internet.

a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat

I don't know what I expected

Also I spent a DECADE making mein tattoo jokes.

This somehow undersells how bad Platner has handled things.

Try Tamarind in Edina.

We also would have accepted "ly"

I'm port something...

Yes. While it greatly reduces the odds (Shingrix has 91-97% efficacy rate), you can have breakthrough. Still has the added benefit of reduced severity and duration for most people amongst those who develop shingles.

The Roberts Court's position is that if you deserved justice or due process you would be rich bsky.app/profile/mjsd...

A good caprese sandwich is fantastic.

The Trump administration hates innovation

I meant more that you have to spend way too much time addressing: wait what? that’s not how it works. But seriously it isn’t. Here’s a million things saying it doesn’t.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf and saying `` i declare bankruptcy ! '' Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf and saying `` i declare bankruptcy ! ''

It’s the law version of dealing with this.

OP wins the silver medal in the new political pain Olympics and what aboutism biathlon.

Those poor judges.

For the record I was joking. With no exceptions…except maybe the Threadnaught.

Counterpoint: *generally waves at Opposing Counsel*

That’s easy, you just ask the ai to show you all the relevant papers and to summarize the findings.

When people tell you who they really are, BELIEVE THEM.

I can’t unsee this you brilliant bastard.

Get in line.

I regret to inform you that the invasion of the shire happened in the third age, not the Middle Ages.

Which congresscritter do you think would have the most obnoxious drink order?

He has done so many terrible things, especially to the trans community. Remind me which thing in particular the original post was about? It’s hard to keep track of all the lines in the sand people keep saying he won’t be allowed to cross.

Uggggh don’t make me have to travel to Cleveland.

There are cheese Hamantaschen!?!?