Still not horny enough and also Bluesky is too big for complete and utter context collapse where everybody saw the same three skeets and half the comments were insane discourse and the other half the comments were people just stating that they donβt know what is going on.
01.03.2026 08:02 β
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Quick, is it berenstain or berenstein in your universe?
01.03.2026 07:56 β
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The Marvelous Mrs. Morbin
01.03.2026 06:08 β
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Mighty Morbin Power Rangers!
01.03.2026 05:34 β
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Such an own goal. So close to nailing it Lyft. At least make rides to the DMV free.
01.03.2026 05:19 β
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FIFA canβt dictate anything to the US, sorry but itβs true. On the other hand, they can absolutely change match locations to make sure they are not requiring a team to play on the soil of a country that just attacked theirs unprovoked. If Iran donβt play in this WC itβs because FIFA pushed them out.
01.03.2026 01:15 β
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Awww Sam, he took his ball home (blocked you).
01.03.2026 02:08 β
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You win.
So Iβm taking my ball and going home.
01.03.2026 02:06 β
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If my ideal candidate canβt win Iβll just take my ball and go home.
01.03.2026 01:54 β
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They overlap this year so Iβll most again in a month and change
01.03.2026 00:39 β
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(this is why DS9 is so great and worth watching in this era because Major Kira goes from being a resistance fighter/terrorist to being an official in the new government and is absolutely punched in the gut and torn in all directions by how hard and complex that is.)
01.03.2026 00:30 β
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I'm not going to quote post because I don't want to dog pile.
But when people say, "don't heckle the staff," this isn't 2010.
We're not talking about normal people choosing normal govt staffing jobs.
This is 2026 where we're kidnapping foreign officials and building concentration camps.
01.03.2026 00:22 β
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Pillsbury dough boy dyptic: left is normal and says he is risen happy Easter. Right he is flat and textured like matzo aka burnt cardboard with holes pricked in it. It says heβs not, happy Passover
28.02.2026 22:18 β
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Especially with democratic congressional leadership twiddling their thumbs today, the last Dem nominee is one of our de facto leaders. This is a good thing.
28.02.2026 19:39 β
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Bloody backpacks. Your tax money at work.
28.02.2026 19:19 β
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Stephen Miller β’ @Ste... β’ 04 Nov 24 @ If young men don't want to be drafted to fight in Kamala's and Cheney's 3rd World War they better get out and vote for Trump.
A vote for Kamala Harris is a vote for Dick Cheney and a vote for war, war and more war. A vote for Donald Trump is a vote to end wars, not start them.
We are at a historic crossroads. Our God-given rights are under attack. Now is the time for us to stand together, for love of country, and for Donald Trump to get us back on the path to peace, freedom, and prosperity.
Good thing we didnβt vote for Harris because this admin told us sheβd go to war with Iran!
28.02.2026 17:00 β
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WOW. 19 people, all who were imprisoned and mistreated in a foreign prison at the direct command of the United States, are brave enough to say βWe are innocent, and we will endure more time imprisoned to prove that.β
I can only admire the enormous courage such a move takes.
28.02.2026 16:57 β
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The sheer scale of disingenuousness and duplicity in the media over the past decade of Trump has been astounding.
28.02.2026 15:07 β
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Richard
@ricwe123 β’ 5h
Imagine starting a major war with Iran over their nuclear program when this is on the official White House website.
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THE WHITE HOUSE
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Iran's Nuclear
Facilities Have Been Obliterated - and Suggestions Otherwise are Fake News
The White House
June 25, 2025
Riiiiiiight.
28.02.2026 15:05 β
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βIf Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace. I am peace.β - Trump, 11/1/24
βIβm not going to start a war, Iβm going to stop wars.β - Trump, 11/5/24
28.02.2026 12:42 β
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Maybe he took some Colon Blow?
28.02.2026 15:01 β
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Itβs a good thing Congress isnβt alive to see this
22.06.2025 00:47 β
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1) The President cannot declare war unilaterally
2)
28.02.2026 12:36 β
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This whole administration is staffed by circus clowns π€‘
28.02.2026 12:28 β
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Love the casual yacht polygamy
27.02.2026 22:36 β
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I am riffing, here but you as always pull out all the stops. (I got the email and decided to take my lunch and read it then and there)
27.02.2026 20:01 β
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My theory, it's ALL of them.
Except for one who runs the kitchen, does the landscaping, the maintenance, event setup and breakdown, and 500 other tasks at my mom's temple, and also asks my mom to let the dog come over for play dates. That man is an unimpeachable mensch.
27.02.2026 19:59 β
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I just feel bad for Joe. "Hey this is delicious but it's a goddamn mess, kinda like you Joe. You should name it after him! "
27.02.2026 19:55 β
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I mean that I knew. But seeing all those American kids doing a PRE-Nazi salute. Yeeeesh.
27.02.2026 17:51 β
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Omfg how had I never heard about this!?
27.02.2026 17:33 β
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