s(pace) j(unk)

if anyone besides me watched medical police on netflix we would all be posting the rash pic with the caption "i think i have,,,, THE VIRUS"

yeah and for $10 more a month you get 30 years worth of archival footage of fenced-in gravel pens

this is endlessly delightful!!!!

hahaha that was my first guess, of course

scrolling is funny because i have been made aware that someone generally disliked has a rash. that's it. don't know who

i knew that whatever followed "people on reddit are like" was going to be so silly

ilitch family SportsApp

the clear box in his other hand captivates me to this day

sometimes you just have to post something fifty other people posted already it's fine

led astray by the Naomi rhyme

NASA (worm) branded nose and ear trimmer

well if this isn't the funniest branding,

it's ok! not your problem!

ok i got you over there! 👍 but deleted my reply because i immediately got a scam dm 👎 they've already deleted the acct

TGIB (thank god it's benetti)

Things are, again, very very bad for us. Please help.

i don't know how to put it, it's like, extra mayo flavored? that's one of the least educated things i've ever said, but i stand by it

it was on sale when we needed mayo one time and that's how i became a duke's mayonnaise it's got twang loyalist

it's nasty!!

when my mom got a new phone i set up her voicemail for her so every time i leave her a message i hear my own nervous voice saying her first name like i'm skipping school and making a fraudulent call to the principal

we watched batman begins last night. i forgot how upsetting liam neeson's facial hair is in that movie

it's my husband's 42nd birthday

a fair amount of fringe monsters-of-the-week have an x-files tooms quality. not his fault he survives on bile and has to hibernate for 30 years at a time

nooooooooo

lmao shitter's full

catching up on this week's jeopardy. i wish this guy from tuesday had said "what is gingivitis" the scary way from the commercials

it's 1990. i'm

it's 2003. i'm

it's 2026. i'm

oh my god matthew lillard is here (in bosch)

i don't really say shit like this but man matthew lillard is aging like a fine wine

i've loved him since serial mom but i'm still surprised by how absolutely ready i am to get into a physical altercation with anyone who hurts his feelings

Quentin Tarantino should have been run out of town for speaking ill of this man