s(pace) j(unk)

i also keep a nail polish spreadsheet for this reason, and because it's fun!

its bullshit that i can feel bad and then after a snack, a shower, moisturizing, going outside, getting hydrated, doing arts and crafts and taking my meds i feel better. that shit took so fucking long i probably would have felt better anyway

yeah it can def work but ..same.

"normal annoying" 🤝

my cat trying to get in the spare bedroom

i don't want to trigger my "part of house fall off" phobia

oh i didn't have the volume on was the bike creaking or the joists

every second of this made me more upset than the last and i still watched all of it

yeah people really love doing this!! it's so unhelpful and insulting.

do not mess with a CPA who was born in 1976 and had a wood panel station wagon growing up and makes perler bead skulls on the weekends

PERLER BEAD SKULLS 😭😭😭💀

how dare you mute me, the most annoying person on earth

finally learning my neighbor's age because he's proudly announced his birth year via t-shirt

how dare you mute me, the most annoying person on earth

it's so funny when people compare gasoline prices to the price of other liquids like i have to chug four gallons of milk every day to propel myself to and from work under the strength of my diarrhea

dm me!!!

a few years ago my dentist filed a bottom front tooth down while he was working on the UPPER front. was not asked, warned, numbed up, or prepared in any way. it was not a bite alignment issue he just didn't like it. well i liked it!!!!

my mom was like "eeeeh i don't know" but he was wearing a suit when he picked me up and gave her both his and his mother's phone number 😭

the only well-adjusted and kind sample in my disgusting briefcase of ex boyfriends was a guy i met on livejournal in 2003

i have to avoid writing above the top line on a notepad for the same reason! i don't even write it differently from the rest of the list but i don't see it because it's Up There

honestly? it's been a great time for this

the list is also checked off, so i would be done 👍

i thought that was a Hannah Höch self portrait

going mezuzah shopping anybody need anything?

can i/should i attempt to flush my hot water tank myself? discuss

me: well when something in my house is making a new noise i like to read about it until my anxiety is gone, or much worse

rep: hahahahahahahahahahaha

me: here's my credit card info

a customer service rep laughing at my quips makes me 50000% more likely to buy what they're selling fyi

hi my friends, i'm shaking the can a little bit to help pay for my wildly expensive and necessary dental work.

if you want to pitch in, that would be very nice. i love you all.

v: @sprayadhesive
ca: $prayadhesive

oh that's smart

it's so funny when people compare gasoline prices to the price of other liquids like i have to chug four gallons of milk every day to propel myself to and from work under the strength of my diarrhea

thank god all americans have a healthy emergency savings with which they can make approximately $150k worth of major purchases in the next two months