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People will tell you we didn't evolve from apes, ok, explain how I just picked up a potato wedge with my foot and put it in my mouth? Yep. Checkmate creationists.

Rap.... bat-tle.... Peter Griffin... versus... Deadpool

*rips out your liver* do they just have less organs in america

Why do Americans say "twot" instead of "twat" like we clearly pronounce it one way and it's a very British word but no you still need to change it for no reason and it makes you sound like a right twat

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bugs bunny from looney tunes is standing on its hind legs in a field . Alt: bugs bunny from looney tunes is standing on its hind legs in a field .

Wait a minute, hold on, hold on, have you guys seen this?

bugs bunny from looney tunes is standing on its hind legs in a field . Alt: bugs bunny from looney tunes is standing on its hind legs in a field .

Wait a minute, hold on, hold on, have you guys seen this?

I WENT WRONG SOMEWHERE THIS IS YAOI NOT YURI, CURSE YOU ABRAMS DEADLOCK

The boys are back in town to kill you

I deactivated my twitter account, and now I am going through the painstaking process of fixing my bluesky and tumblr algorithms, but it is for the best.

I love him so much

Hate having to get up in the middle of the night to give your child cocaine #parentalstruggles

Sorry for the false alarm guys, global warming isn't actually real I just really like eating ice

Wow! They love big chungus!

bugs bunny from looney tunes is standing on its hind legs in a field . Alt: Big Chungus

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