Kristie

New York Times Thomas Friedman headline: How to Think About Trump's War With Iran

Oh, we've arrived at the point where all of our depressingly pathetic public "intellectuals" debase themselves in a way they'll pretend never happened years from now as they continue cashing paychecks and publishing the most embarrassing shit you've ever read.

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

Watching this match at a bar with a bunch of old guys - just hootin and hollering. 10/10 vibes

I finally achieved a perfect swirl inside of the bread!

Also if we’re talking about harmful ads, maybe we should start with the onslaught of gambling ads over an ad for McDonalds or Cheetos or whatever.

Important to call lies out when there are lies. These are lies from a liar.

Kansas did something unusually aggressive. But the version where you just quietly force trans people to carry documents that contradict who they are? That’s unacceptable. It's discriminatory. It's meant to eliminate trans people's privacy.

When a trans person’s ID doesn’t match their appearance, every interaction where they have to show that ID becomes a potential outing. A traffic stop. A job orientation. A TSA checkpoint. You hand someone your license and suddenly they’re looking at you differently, or asking questions, or worse.

Well, good morning.

The #BlueJays and Max Scherzer have agreed to terms on a reunion, as Jon Heyman reported just after midnight.

More to come when people are awake. We speak to John Schneider just before 11am.

athletes are pretty sheltered, rich, and coddled individuals anyway. add in that hockey is one of the most suburbanite ass sports in the country and you're just cooking together a hitler particle+dumb guy stew. the solution? we abolish the suburbs

"Car-centric design is creating a public health crisis in the US"

AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??

a man in a wheelchair is laying on a blanket with his feet up ALT: a man in a wheelchair is laying on a blanket with his feet up

C'mon Crosby. It's time

#BarfTogether

The hatred I have for the Tkachuks could power a small village.

Oh my GOD!

Thank you for your service 🫡

what do you mean “the Olympics are almost over”

what am I supposed to do now that I can’t watch lunatics do backflips off an ice chute or people skiing up the mountain for some godforsaken reason

this is bullshit, run them back next week

She is so delusional it’s wild to see.

The Shandi stuff was particularly upsetting

Ha! Very much so.

I’ve watched the first 2 eps. Yikes!

The thing about Britta Curl is she’s terrible as a person

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

That first one is perfection.

Sorry, which university courses did you pick when you earned a degree, you rancid silver-spooned loser?

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Marie-Philip Poulin

“I love to know who she hates and to hate them as well. I love that she is good at making plans, and I am good at staying calm when plans get all fucked up on account of weather or mechanical failure.”

This is so romantic what the hell

the "hello, human resources?" meme with Jordan Binnington for Team Canada and Jordan Binnington for the St Louis Blues