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Therapist: and which Roger are we speaking with now...

02.11.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is making a funny face in a kitchen and saying `` you blew it ! '' ALT: a man is making a funny face in a kitchen and saying `` you blew it ! ''
02.11.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably slept with his wife

02.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man holding a gun with the words rat below him ALT: a close up of a man holding a gun with the words rat below him
02.11.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Auditioning to replace Smoltz?

02.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you make those?

02.11.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like that

02.11.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably bet the game time over

02.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hit more dingers

02.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe skip thought Canadian Healthcare fixed him?

02.11.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What just happened

02.11.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

World Series game sevens are more fun when your team is not in it. 2019 took several years off my life.

02.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o'-lantern images. 

trick OR treat 
trick AND treat 
trick XOR treat 
trick NOR treat 
trick NAND treat 
trick XNOR treat

Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o'-lantern images. trick OR treat trick AND treat trick XOR treat trick NOR treat trick NAND treat trick XNOR treat

31.10.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4476    πŸ” 1515    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 40

Gotta be lonely and boring out there

01.11.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon scene with the words " no no dig up stupid " on it ALT: a cartoon scene with the words " no no dig up stupid " on it
01.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good lord. Every official scorer needs to be fired.

01.11.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good start. Go Jays.

01.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not good for my future waistline

31.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Super light traffic over here, too

31.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I THINK they tried to control for that but it looks like they assumed only 2x more people out and about? I'm not sure if read it correctly though.

31.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately the government shutdown has forced me to raise the dad tax on Halloween candy

31.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's how they should start

30.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweetfarts

30.10.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"... you know, his twig and berries..."

30.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If someone is willing to give it to him, I'll gladly buy this with "Leo" and 14

29.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's a look at the teams who have wonβ€”and lostβ€”the most games in Sports Equinox history.

See every Sports Equinox ever (with stats!) here: https://www.sports-reference.com/friv/sports-equinox.html

27.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jerk store?

27.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They shouldn't have left the Louvre sink running

26.10.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smoltz just said Freeman had to run 120 feet to get that.... he is really dumb

26.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucked up by favas

25.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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