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a screenshot of UNHhhh, Trixie and Katya in the foreground. Trixie in an orange patterned blouse over bright pink tights. Katya is all in black. Leslie jordan is photoshopped in the background with angel wings. Above him pink text says "The burden of human existence"

I was debating a Republican at the bar about immigration. I said my family just crossed the St. Lawrence from Canada with nothing, so I don't care that people come up from the south. "But when they did it it was legal!" Bitch I do not care my ancestors walked here and that shit is still open.

In the opposite sense my nephew showed me his dino toy and when I said "Oh, Spinosaurus!" He got really happy.

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I use Grindr to set up dates and no one can stop me. I am NOT swiping on your profile before I can message you. I'm using a platform that still believes in shooting your shot.

May they endure the fate of Google glass and become an incredibly niche product for navigating inventory in giant warehouses and nothing else

TWO HUNDRED PAGES OF BRANDISH wow it feels like I may actually finish a webcomic

Lydia in her werewolf form is trapped under a pile of metal plates, her arm impaled with rebar. Blood is gushing onto the floor. The Others, black creatures with glowing eyes, stand around her.

It's the 15th so there's a new page of Brandish on theholderstrilogy.com, where Lydia is in some dire straits! And the 200TH PAGE OF BRANDISH is up early on Patreon.com/collinlafleur for only a DOLLAR!

The people saying ew to kraft singles all eat warmed Velveeta queso.

the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

9 panel black and white comic 1: Aimee and Kory lock eyes and frowns 2: Aimee sits at the console and types on a keyboard, "Hmm, let's see. Do we still have access to the Louvre's cameras? The system we've had hijacked for years?" 3: Aimee puts her hand over mouth, fingers splayed, "GASP! We DO!" 4: Closeup of Aimee's face, "Do we know what's up with your stank attitude?" 5: Kory looks over his shoulder at Remi talking to Rhoda. 6: Kory looks depressed, Aimee looks bothered, "Ah. My bad" she says. 7: Aimee's expression softens. "Well, we have access to all their security systems." 8: One of the monitors on the console shows a man at a door, "They're locking up now. Most of the guards will be gone in a few minutes." 9: She swivels around in her chair, "We'll be good to go soon. Are you ready, Remi?"

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9 panel black and white comic 1: Rhoda stands in a door way and says, "Aimee!" Aimee in the foreground responds, "Rhoda! How're you dressed so skimpy?! It's freezing in here." 2: Rhoda with her eyebrows raised, "I am not taking fashion advice from the girl trying to bring back the scrunchie." 3: Aimee brushes her ponytail back, "They ARE back, baby!" 4: Close up of Kory's face with distraught eyebrows, "Even Kory is rocking one!" Aimee continues. 5: Kory turns in his chair. "Hey!" "It's just a hair tie!" 6: Aimee with closed eyes and one finger pointed up. "A minimalist scrunchie." 7: Kory looks annoyed and drones, "So do you two wanna get ready orrr...." 8: Aimee puts her hand on her chest. "RUDE! Are Alex and Dominic even HERE yet?" 9: Remi responds, "We don't need the muscle, it's just me in the field. So you ARE last to show up."

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IT'S HAPPPPPPENING

Aah the drink I won't get if I know they won't shake up some eggs for me.

The bar trivia I used to do had this mechanic and I've won so much bar tab just not pissing away my guaranteed points.

You had me in the first half, but that guy is an embarrassed Nazi.

LEGS

We need to do a tea party-esque push and primary the Dems to the left.

EPA v Mass. is the case if folks are interested

The epa rules on co2 regulation started from states suing each other so I guess we gotta sue ourselves again to get back to co2 regulation.

Trump neutered the EPA endangerment finding today, which means no federal regulation of greenhouse gas emissions. This will be heavily challenged in the courts.

I remember the days of acid rain and dangerous mercury levels in our MN fisheries. We’re not going back!

Sounds fun

probably good that we structured the health and well-being of humanity around profitability. oops!

Sometimes when I look at art I think, I could’ve eventually thought of doing that. And I love this piece because I would’ve never thought to string together the words, “The worms wriggled endlessly in the pit.”

Thanks I’m dumb and skimmed the post after the ending flock sentence

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Retreating to the center worked so good in 2024

They still have agreements with local law enforcement 😬

I don’t try to date much but it’s weird that every year I get the urge around Valentine’s Day which is the worst time of the year for first dates.

It’s like wishing for 10% more lifespan sounds like a good deal to me