Hamslice 🍖

The splendor boardgame box with tape over the title. Written on the tape is the game name, Terr-Air BnB and the drawing of a zombie head in front of a blood splatter

Repurposed splendor box to house my diy boardgame

Help I’m getting excited about math

My friends like the boardgame I made and are enthusiastically talking to me about it 😳

Went on a date with a fellow autistic and it was nice to have several hours of conversation without eye contact.

The whole point of sitting outside for multiple days without shelter is that it ISN’T -26 degrees

A giant skeleton with a sign saying “bike your bones off” im crouching in front miming jorking it

Instructions unclear, what was I supposed to use to get my bones off?

I have entered the “probability tables and algebra” stage of game design but the hyper focus is still here and I can ride it through some math

It’s like green tea, it’s for my health.

That pipe is a tobacco accessory for tobacco products 👀

Thanks! I’m pretty happy with how the character abilities and room searching works, but I gotta futz with the zombie spawning mechanics. The first test game was too easy

We did it, boys. It’s a co-op zombie survival game where you have to weather a weekend in the bnb you just got to for a hunting trip. It’s like Horrified where everyone has a special action, but in this you pick a second one too. You can mix them up, or be double the same one.

Riding out a couple days of hyper focus to make a prototype of a boardgame

If you’re feeling uneasy, it’s probably because we now know we live in a country built on the blackmail of a dead pedophile who is Too Big to Fail, so Congress has to go home for a couple of months to figure out how talk about it without defenestrating the president and collapsing the economy.

shitty ai

Oh god the person sitting right next to me is getting dumped, “I just think someone who is also a furry would be right to really appreciate everything about you.” What is happening tonight I’m at the cosmic locus of drama.

Eavesdropping at the local dive, “It’s been good for Michael, I haven’t seen anything more about it. Very busy news cycle.” What drama are you two old fellers up to, spill the full tea you already publicly piqued my interest!

Food delivery is the ultimate expression of evolutionary fitness. Just look at ants. An entire society just to deliver food to a baby machine. Been here hundreds of millions of years before us, will be here millions of years after us.

Went to the funeral of my great aunt last weekend. First person I saw I remarked that 98 was a very long life. They responded, yeah a lot better than your dad (who died at 67). Internally screamed on loop PEOPLE IN GRIEF SAY AWKWARD THINGS, PEOPLE IN GRIEF SAY AWKWARD THIIINGS

Almost went to a second cousin's party but didn't go because I was burnt out from being out late partying with other family the last two nights. Dodged a bullet because I heard that family sect was dropping f-slurs all night while decked out in Trump memorabilia.

freaky bone shit is NOT my problem, forearms are made of DIAMOND AND CUBE

A 67 year old New Yorker moving to Florida while complaining about brown people? Absolutely unheard of

My family drama is so crazy I should write a soap about it sometime. My supervisor at my new job is the guy my mom is cheating with on my stepdad, which came to light after my onboarding. This guy fully pretended to just train me on a job while he was boning my married mother 😭

Someone has the opportunity to make one of the highest grossing web series ever.

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

The current political climate has done WONDERS for my suicidal ideation. I used to WANT to die. Now I think, “lmao you’re gonna just hafta murder me”

This is the take

Photograph of a bar stool flipped on top of a table in a tiki bar

Took a picture of my local tiki bar as they closed and the photograph was unintentionally awesome??!

No shit.

Worth.

God bless local eateries. Served the wrong food, took a bite, and realized it was off. They put the plate in the bussing era until another server said, “Why waste it? Just let him have it.” So I had two full dinners for the price of one