SMB

I think my favourite part is how even if he made a good throw to home it would have been late lmao

Today is a good day to check in on any Yankees fans you know. Things you can say are “Hey, did you see the Yankees lost?” or “Are you okay I saw the Yankees suffered a humiliating defeat at home in an elimination game” or

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

the Jays beating the Yankees is an important reminder that as dark as things may seem, bad things can still happen to bad people

If you aren’t allowed to boo the opposing team’s best player then fold up sports there is no point

Connor McDavid (2x12.5m extension with Edmonton) is a surprisingly good hockey player.

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

e-6695 (Consumer protection) Keywords Censorship Credit cards Internet Pornography E-petition Initiated by Carmen Tam from Waterloo, Ontario Original language of petition: English Petition details Petition to the House of Commons Whereas: Mastercard, Visa, and other payment platforms have been leveraging their power over consumer ability to purchase legal content; In 2021, Mastercard changed its policies to regulate adult entertainment by preventing the use of its payment platform on numerous adult entertainment sites; As of July 2025, video game distribution service Steam now cites rule 15, that “adult only” content is not permitted on the platform if it goes against payment processor’s policies. Steam does not describe what content is defined as “adult only”; As of July 2025, video game distribution website Itch.io has “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from browse and search pages. Users that previously purchased legitimate video games cannot access games that have been removed; and This has set an unsettling precedent of corporate censorship, causing concern in video game development teams, including developers, voice actors, and artists in other creative fields as their livelihoods are in limbo. We, the undersigned, citizens of Canada, call upon the House of Commons to 1. Stop financial discrimination by payment platforms against legal goods and services; 2. Ensure transparency to consumers about content restrictions and the rationale behind them; and 3. Protect creators' rights to make legal adult content and ensure a fair appeals process for any penalized media.

The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.

This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.

People are gonna be so disappointed by the "being on the list is good, actually" pivot

lmao Doug Ford did a press conference where he tried to theatrically dump out a bottle of Crown Royal (to protest them closing their Ontario bottling plant), but the bottle had one of those stoppers that bars use, so he just had to stand there awkwardly for like 2 minutes while it drained

never going to the US again

All the think pieces about “how did we get here” are superfluous when this video exists. A third of the country is this f’in guy. That’s how we got here.

unions were the alternative to dragging the bosses into the street and beating them to death but OKAY

an appropriate response to your product killing a child after months of psychological manipulation and torture is to take the product off the market before it kills again and the fact that this isn’t universally accepted right now is incredibly frightening

Microsoft copilot for Excel has a warning not to use it for “business critical” calculations because the answer may not be accurate.

Would someone explain why I might *ever* want to use a spreadsheet where results are unreliable?

Marking my calendar for the 2033 tiyo silksong playthrough

Screenshot reading: "They come for porn first because it's one of the easiest things to vilify and the most embarrassing to defend. Because so many of us will automatically laugh at anyone saying 'my inability to purchase/access tentacle hentai is a serious threat to free speech' even when it 100% is"

Screenshot reading: "Have concerns about the Orwellian digital ID pilot program? Good to know you support child predators. Don't think two private companies should have unilateral say over what kind of art can or can't be sold? Touch grass, gooner. A few thought-terminating cliches end all arguments. You have to fight back now, you have to fight back hard, and you have to fight for the stuff you think is gross and creepy and stupid, because the taboo topics you care about are next"

Since MB doesn't seem active on here and it's worth seeing a crosspost

the final insult of AI is going to be forcing us all to become linux guys. we're all going to be like oh yeah downloading stuff on linux is super easy you just juice the tarball and compile the pulp in the sudo command line. not like windows where you have to click on things

coming into age in the 90s/00s when edgelord shock punk was the dominating trend I really thought the concept of censorship was settled as Bad Actually and Things Grossing You Out is in fact 100% a you problem but decades later it seems to be news to people

Unfortunately you have now posted about videos WITH THEO on the Internet, meaning the algorithm has no choice but to show you even more videos WITH THEO

Me on the toilet

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

You can't fool me you made up that last strat

The only explanation is that 30% of the GDQ audience plays competitive smash

Here's a fun one: If you took every game this year where Ryan Reaves had a positive Game Score, added them all together, and deleted the bad games, it would not be a Top-20 individual game for a Maple Leafs skater this season. He dressed in nearly half of the games

FINALLY I WON. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS