Phillip

Michael Young on the cover of a phone book

what the hell did I miss

when the two-way petting zoo finally opens

*paint remover sold separately

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck.

like... I really just want a MvC Spidey that isn't an overpriced import with unpainted grooves for web lines, but I hope everyone has fun?

yay congrats y'all!

Mike Tyson holding pigeons with the logos of Jada Toys and Hasbro while saying "now kith"

da heck is a kith

a velociraptor wearing a Dallas Stars jersey because why the hell not

Casey was crazy tonight lol

in regulation too

so true, Robocop

those people deserve to be troubled

move zig for great justice mamdani campaign style

anyone done this yet

a man in a party hat is surrounded by confetti Alt: Lieutenant Dan appears full of regret as he stares blankly while confetti falls and people around him celebrate

just a little below average offense and they might have been okay enough to squeak into the postseason 😭

Retro beast

does it say "do not remove under the penalty of law"? I don't wanna end up like Mickey in Pee Wee's Big Adventure

gottem

hey congrats on living closer to Romeoville than I do lol

now I want a giant capsule full of dippin' dots

"outstanding perpendicular parking, Mr. Sulu"

seriously, strawberries?!

the ones that aren't actual cups are inferior, but yes. I really miss the weird potato chip ones now

yesss I've been begging for that. I'll happily erase off the paint rub from the really cool armor they come with for a semi-realistic skeleton, but I'd rather not have to

to the blood sucking Angels of all teams

Paploopid?

*black sharpie not included

who can we bully for MLB and NHL guys? skates might need slotted bases or something for each foot so they're not statues though, hmm