Phillip

a man says well of course i know them in front of a mountain ALT: a man says well of course i know them in front of a mountain

and then you were like:

"Red Hot", a covert agent who collects intel on the street while undercover as a hot dog guy

niiiiice, thanks Dan! all they had to do was have a product shot of him like that lol. I was starting to wonder if his gear was permanently attached due to not having the license for "generic German shepherd" or some silly reason

ooooh thanks! it's a bit of an upgrade from this:

I'm guessing the green stuff on his torso is glued on? (can't find the answer, but I'm also not finding any pics or reviews without it...) I'd eat the 2-pack price if I could get a normal dog out of it 😭

Papa John's

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones

"You'll believe that a mannequin can fly."

holy shit, are these 1/12?

please don't disrespect Chuck Mangione ):

wrong scale and series for me, I'm safe (whew)

Waxahachie and its famous fjords

all I see is Henry VIII in a Rangers uni

aside from the obvious badassery happening in the foreground, the color variation of the background has that 90s comic book/magazine ad look, and I love it

barrel of monkeys confirmed

oh I remember alright

okay *now* can we get Elite Dangerous but Star Wars?

we are nearing "okay maybe violence isn't the worst thing" territory

my theory (at least for how it started) is he's just copying shit that was emailed to him and thought "ooh that's a good line" at someone's email signature

Wish they'd show the dot race instead

bad guy troop builder?

"It really was." - Mark McLemore

Hey the garlic powder guy is stocking up

I do. Sincerely, the henchman

Everyone can go on pretending this game counts, but I'll be waiting until April 67th for the real game

Is this why they're called golden years?